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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We light hearted giggle...
Post your "rude sayings" you've heard, or, local "slang"
We will kick it off with....
WOULDN'T PISS ON YA IF YA WERE ON FIRE
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Radar trap. A hairy fanny, named after the popular speed enforcement device wielded by over zealous guards hiding in the shrubbery, ie. The Cunt behind the Bush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Roy Walker moment.
A satisfying but morally dubious sexual encounter, eg. With a friend’s wife or a woman old enough to be one’s mother, or a friend’s mother. From the TV show Catchphrase presenter.
"it’s good, but it’s not right”. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She could shit on my chest and slap it with a hurl.
A romantic young man's declaration of his deep, undying love for the new girl in his life.
'Did my heart love 'till now? Forswear its sight. For I never saw true beauty 'till this night. 'Tis Juliet, and if she's not my true love I wouldst eat my hat. Thou could shit on my chest and slap it with a hurl'
(from Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare). |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
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"“I’d walk a mile and a half on my hands and knee’s just to stick match sticks in her shit”
was one that was quoted to me a few years ago  "
Haha I heard a similar one:
"I'd crawl naked on my arse over a mile of broken glass just to throw stones at her shit" |
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