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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sorry, simply could not not share this one it's too fitting for fab

I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I? 

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By *opper007Man  over a year ago

Limerick


"Sorry, simply could not not share this one it's too fitting for fab

I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I?  "

Pencil?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This has a stupid answer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry, simply could not not share this one it's too fitting for fab

I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I? 

Pencil?"

Why would a pencil be apt for Fab? PMSL.

Maybe it reminds missus of some of the things she's seen since joining fab?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry, simply could not not share this one it's too fitting for fab

I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I?  "

Are you talking about another fab user by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry, simply could not not share this one it's too fitting for fab

I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I?  "

Coal? From a mine, put in a fire with wood and fabbers like sex in front of open fires??

There is no way that’s not right. No way. And don’t change the answer to play mind games on me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ah! a female or gay male miner who likes bukkake gang-bangs!

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast

Pencil lead lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pencil lead lol"

Oooh Gringo, looks like you're a chief puzzle solver

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast

You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I?"

My phone!

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast

Not the only one lol

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast

I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry, simply could not not share this one it's too fitting for fab

I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I? 

Coal? From a mine, put in a fire with wood and fabbers like sex in front of open fires??

There is no way that’s not right. No way. And don’t change the answer to play mind games on me!"

Not sure if your right but I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I?"

Would say Voice but thinking about saudi Arabia and deaf mutes and it just doesn't fit

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast

Thqts correct though hahahahaha

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast

You find me in a guy’s pants. I’m about six inches long, I have a head, and some women love to blow me. What am I?

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I?"

Voice

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You find me in a guy’s pants. I’m about six inches long, I have a head, and some women love to blow me. What am I?"

A tenner

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast

I think your better than me at these lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You find me in a guy’s pants. I’m about six inches long, I have a head, and some women love to blow me. What am I?"

Cash?

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast

Correct lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think your better than me at these lol "

I'm on fire haha

What's white, gooey and sticky and better to spit than swallow?

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"I think your better than me at these lol

I'm on fire haha

What's white, gooey and sticky and better to spit than swallow? "

Chewing gum

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast

Toothpaste

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast

All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?"

Elevator

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?"

Elevator

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

Elevator "

Pipped at the post.

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast

Correct lol I love a good riddle lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast

When I go in, I can cause some pain. I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit, and not swallow. What am I?

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? "

He’s wearing clothes?

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast

It's not hard lol

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"When I go in, I can cause some pain. I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit, and not swallow. What am I?"

Dentist

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast


"When I go in, I can cause some pain. I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit, and not swallow. What am I?

Dentist"

Correct lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

He’s wearing clothes?"

Nope, try again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What goes in hard and comes out soft

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast


"What goes in hard and comes out soft"

Chewing gum

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

He’s wearing clothes?

Nope, try again"

Is this a riddle or a joke?

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast


"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

He’s wearing clothes?

Nope, try again

Is this a riddle or a joke?"

I thought it was

It's not hard lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

He’s wearing clothes?

Nope, try again

Is this a riddle or a joke?"

Bitta both

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

He’s wearing clothes?

Nope, try again

Is this a riddle or a joke?

Bitta both "

Well in that case, what kind of bees produce milk?

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast

Boobies lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Damm bubble gum is rigjt

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"Boobies lol"

Always get a chuckle with that one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two old ladies past each other on the street, each of them has eggs in their baskets, first lady says if u give me one I'll have the same amount as u ,the second lady say yes but if u give me one I'll have twice as many as u, how many eggs did they have each before they met,

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast


"Two old ladies past each other on the street, each of them has eggs in their baskets, first lady says if u give me one I'll have the same amount as u ,the second lady say yes but if u give me one I'll have twice as many as u, how many eggs did they have each before they met,"

I've read this math one before lol

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ornyandwellhungMan  over a year ago

belfast


"Two old ladies past each other on the street, each of them has eggs in their baskets, first lady says if u give me one I'll have the same amount as u ,the second lady say yes but if u give me one I'll have twice as many as u, how many eggs did they have each before they met,"

One lady had seven eggs and the other had five.

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By *ornyandwellhungMan  over a year ago

belfast

What goes in dry, comes out wet and satisfies two people?

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By *herealgringo1Man  over a year ago

belfast

A tea bag lol

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