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over a year ago
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Little Timmy, I'm old and I'm wise,
So don't be surpised
I've seen all the women,
I've done all the deeds.
To trouble and pain all your women will lead.
I'm keeping the shovels of shite in your bed
For them not to stay overnight.
As if they do once- your whole life will be shite. |
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"My Grandfathers name was Fred"
Barney was his best friend he always said 
But the reason I'm delivering this eulogy
is that Wilma caught him banging Betty 
...and now the poor old fucker is dead 
R.I.P Fred
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My grandfathers name is Fred
He finally lured his woman to bed
He took 4 of the blue pill
As on the bed she lay still
But when he jumped on her,
he pole vaulted out the window instead.  |
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