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I have made a terrible mistake...
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By *hortfuse OP Woman
over a year ago
Belfast |
I've been sat on the back step in just a t-shirt legs akimbo..
*Sings* my sex is on fire.
Got lazy, it was raining, trying to snow so instead of going and getting my usual hair removal cream myself I asked my daughter to get it.(she was already out shopping)
Not my usual brand but hey what's the worst it can do, right?
I used it, slight burning sensation immediately. Within minutes, I was on fire, it was so painful it made me speechless. I've never made those sorts of noises before whilst removing cream I never wish to make them again.
I've also never been made so aware that I've an asshole - try setting it on fire! Totally horribly painfully aware.
Not only that I managed to get it on one side of my labia, Jesus......christ..... Jesus..... Christ!!!
I've stopped crying, can nearly walk and no longer feel the need to go to A&E. Not sure about going for a pee yet, I'll leave the fan on a bit longer.
Note to self: I've read the forums 1970s porn hair is making a comeback - leave it!
Anyone else made the same error?
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Sorry for your pain but it did make me laugh. One of the guys in work took sick leave and I had to do a return to work interview. Turns out one night when the wife was out he had a few drinks in the house and he thought he would be adventurous and use some of her veet. He liberally applied said cream to sack and crack and waited, though as he was about to wash it off the phone went and he answered, forgetting about the cream he proceeded to chat away in his d*unken state for a lot longer than he should, by the time the pain started to register it was too late. Long story short he went to hospital lol |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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Ouch! Just the thought makes me shiver. Op, I hope you're better now and the burns well gone.
I have to say though what surprises me is the application of hair removal cream on the most intimate bits, it would never strike my mind to apply that stuff on my labia or around my bum exit. Hair removal cream is for mons pubis only. |
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By *hortfuse OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ouch! Just the thought makes me shiver. Op, I hope you're better now and the burns well gone.
I have to say though what surprises me is the application of hair removal cream on the most intimate bits, it would never strike my mind to apply that stuff on my labia or around my bum exit. Hair removal cream is for mons pubis only. "
Bum and labia were accidental.
I've always used hair removal cream, careful with application usually!
It's much better this morning, thank you. |
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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago
Tralee |
Not quite the same, but I pulled my groin and before football training liberally applied Tiger Balm. On the way to the pitch mentioned it to the trainer who said "Ice that and whatever you do don't use DeepHeat". After about 1/2 a lap as my nuts started to burn I realised why. My sympathies to you. |
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By *hortfuse OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I has the very same thing on my underarms. I contacted 111 they advised me to keep bathing them with cool water. Hope you are OK OP. Xx"
Survived! Thank you, used cold compress and slathered sudocrem. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds odd but a cold used tea bag will soothe your accoutrements.
 not sure how that works but I'll keep it in mind."
The tannins and caffeine in tea bags help reduce swelling. Green tea works best because it also contains EGCG, an anti-inflammatory compound. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sounds odd but a cold used tea bag will soothe your accoutrements.
not sure how that works but I'll keep it in mind.
The tannins and caffeine in tea bags help reduce swelling. Green tea works best because it also contains EGCG, an anti-inflammatory compound."
Ah I was thinking the horrible taste of tea would distract her from the pain |
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By *hortfuse OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sounds odd but a cold used tea bag will soothe your accoutrements.
not sure how that works but I'll keep it in mind.
The tannins and caffeine in tea bags help reduce swelling. Green tea works best because it also contains EGCG, an anti-inflammatory compound."
Ah yes! Brilliant, thank you. Makes sense. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sounds odd but a cold used tea bag will soothe your accoutrements.
not sure how that works but I'll keep it in mind.
The tannins and caffeine in tea bags help reduce swelling. Green tea works best because it also contains EGCG, an anti-inflammatory compound.
Ah yes! Brilliant, thank you. Makes sense."
Use it all the time on my eyes for allergies never tried on my nether regions lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Accidentally picked up the veet and proceeded to apply it to my toothbrush and started to wash my teeth
A nano second it took to realise something was wrong
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I hate hair removal creams should be banned....most of them do state not to be used in bikini line area
And yet most people (Not indicating you did op)
Slap on the cream.... Ladies the pain you encounter using the creams is worse than getting waxed and most won't get waxed for fear it hurts. Actually it don't hurt half as much as buring your lady area..the more you wax the less you have to have it done.. honestly once you get it done you be kicking yourselves why you didn't do it sooner  |
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"I've been sat on the back step in just a t-shirt legs akimbo..
*Sings* my sex is on fire.
Got lazy, it was raining, trying to snow so instead of going and getting my usual hair removal cream myself I asked my daughter to get it.(she was already out shopping)
Not my usual brand but hey what's the worst it can do, right?
I used it, slight burning sensation immediately. Within minutes, I was on fire, it was so painful it made me speechless. I've never made those sorts of noises before whilst removing cream I never wish to make them again.
I've also never been made so aware that I've an asshole - try setting it on fire! Totally horribly painfully aware.
Not only that I managed to get it on one side of my labia, Jesus......christ..... Jesus..... Christ!!!
I've stopped crying, can nearly walk and no longer feel the need to go to A&E. Not sure about going for a pee yet, I'll leave the fan on a bit longer.
Note to self: I've read the forums 1970s porn hair is making a comeback - leave it!
Anyone else made the same error?
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Thats why a patch test is always recommended  |
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"Accidentally picked up the veet and proceeded to apply it to my toothbrush and started to wash my teeth
A nano second it took to realise something was wrong
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Haha but you've no longer got furry teeth |
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