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over a year ago
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I’m in serious need of amusement this morning. Stuck at a very dull event for the whole day so please help a damsel in distress by sharing your musings, thoughts, insights, hopes, fears, dreams etc. You’d never know we might figure out how to achieve world peace through free love or something! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Riddle for you:
Mary's mother had 3 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May, what was the 3rd daughters name?
Mary"
Had to spoil it. We all know how much Bash loves the riddles  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Riddle for you:
Mary's mother had 3 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May, what was the 3rd daughters name? "
Mary!!
Ps: to be clear I worked it out on my own... I would like that acknowledged  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Riddle for you:
Mary's mother had 3 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May, what was the 3rd daughters name?
Mary
Had to spoil it. We all know how much Bash loves the riddles "
And Missus kindly set an easy one to build my riddling confidence |
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"Here's another one, You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?"
They were all magicians and made theyselves disapear obviously lol  |
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"Riddle for you:
Mary's mother had 3 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May, what was the 3rd daughters name?
Mary
Had to spoil it. We all know how much Bash loves the riddles
And Missus kindly set an easy one to build my riddling confidence "
Yes i hear she likes to start out slow and then build the excitement  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here's another one, You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?"
They disembarked  |
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"Here's another one, You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
They were all magicians and made theyselves disapear obviously lol "
Fairly close haha nope! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funny now when I think of it but at the age of 17 while out on the bike off reading I was shot at, knocked out with a chain and a large pablock then spent 24 hours licked in the boot of a car. That was nice. |
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"Here's another one, You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
They were all magicians and made theyselves disapear obviously lol
Fairly close haha nope!"
Sorry my sarcasim is lost in forum text speak ... they jumped off |
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"Here's another one, You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
They disembarked "
You are so posh bash ...'disembarked' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Funny now when I think of it but at the age of 17 while out on the bike off reading I was shot at, knocked out with a chain and a large pablock then spent 24 hours licked in the boot of a car. That was nice. "
Sorry, did I read that correctly?! WTF?! Details required!
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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago
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"Here's another one, You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
They disembarked "
Bash, I can wear your cogs grinding from here...
What do you call a French man wearing sandals?
Philippe Philoppe... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here's another one, You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
They disembarked
You are so posh bash ...'disembarked'"
Hahaha... sure am... I even cut the crusts off my cucumber sandwiches! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here's another one, You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
They disembarked
Bash, I can wear your cogs grinding from here...
What do you call a French man wearing sandals?
Philippe Philoppe... "
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"Here's another one, You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
They disembarked
You are so posh bash ...'disembarked'
Hahaha... sure am... I even cut the crusts off my cucumber sandwiches!"
Im having visions of Patsy from Ab Fab |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here's another one, You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
They disembarked
You are so posh bash ...'disembarked'
Hahaha... sure am... I even cut the crusts off my cucumber sandwiches!
Im having visions of Patsy from Ab Fab "
I wish... she’s my hero! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Funny now when I think of it but at the age of 17 while out on the bike off reading I was shot at, knocked out with a chain and a large pablock then spent 24 hours licked in the boot of a car. That was nice.
Sorry, did I read that correctly?! WTF?! Details required!
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No bother. See you on the other thingymajig. |
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"Here's another one, You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
They disembarked
You are so posh bash ...'disembarked'
Hahaha... sure am... I even cut the crusts off my cucumber sandwiches!
Im having visions of Patsy from Ab Fab
I wish... she’s my hero!"
See i know you already lol... my favourite put down of hers is "Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL." Classy Classic Sweetie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the 4-digit number in which the first digit is one-fifth the last, and the second and third digits are the last digit multiplied by 3?"
What sorcery is this?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the 4-digit number in which the first digit is one-fifth the last, and the second and third digits are the last digit multiplied by 3?
1155?"
Obviously  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the 4-digit number in which the first digit is one-fifth the last, and the second and third digits are the last digit multiplied by 3?
1155?
Obviously "
Not if I looked at it all day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A variation on a post above
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 3rd daughters name"
June!!! I AM ON FIRE... I hope... unless I got it wrong |
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"A variation on a post above
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 3rd daughters name
June!!! I AM ON FIRE... I hope... unless I got it wrong "
Shur now your just cogging me bash |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A variation on a post above
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 3rd daughters name
June!!! I AM ON FIRE... I hope... unless I got it wrong
Shur now your just cogging me bash "
Stop raining on my parade!! |
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"A variation on a post above
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 3rd daughters name"
ooops!!!
should be
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 4th daughters name
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A variation on a post above
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 3rd daughters name
ooops!!!
should be
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 4th daughters name
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I’m focussed on July but know it’s wrong  |
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"A variation on a post above
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 3rd daughters name
June!!! I AM ON FIRE... I hope... unless I got it wrong
Shur now your just cogging me bash
Stop raining on my parade!!"
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"A variation on a post above
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 3rd daughters name
ooops!!!
should be
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 4th daughters name
I’m focussed on July but know it’s wrong "
Dont keep us hanging... me nerves! Is bash right? |
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"A variation on a post above
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 3rd daughters name
ooops!!!
should be
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 4th daughters name
I’m focussed on July but know it’s wrong
Dont keep us hanging... me nerves! Is bash right? "
What |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A variation on a post above
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 3rd daughters name
ooops!!!
should be
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 4th daughters name
I’m focussed on July but know it’s wrong
Dont keep us hanging... me nerves! Is bash right?
What"
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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago
Kilkenny |
"I’m in serious need of amusement this morning. Stuck at a very dull event for the whole day so please help a damsel in distress by sharing your musings, thoughts, insights, hopes, fears, dreams etc. You’d never know we might figure out how to achieve world peace through free love or something!"
I can't see Meaghan and Harry lasting... Really fancy a roghan josh tonight...reckon I have to solution to brexit...hope the riddles end soon... I'm fearful though they won't... And still dreaming about that roghan josh... Lol |
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"A variation on a post above
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 3rd daughters name
ooops!!!
should be
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 4th daughters name
I’m focussed on July but know it’s wrong
Dont keep us hanging... me nerves! Is bash right?
What
I hate you "
Oh ffs it was right there in front of us...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m in serious need of amusement this morning. Stuck at a very dull event for the whole day so please help a damsel in distress by sharing your musings, thoughts, insights, hopes, fears, dreams etc. You’d never know we might figure out how to achieve world peace through free love or something!
I can't see Meaghan and Harry lasting... Really fancy a roghan josh tonight...reckon I have to solution to brexit...hope the riddles end soon... I'm fearful though they won't... And still dreaming about that roghan josh... Lol "
Whole Meghan/Harry thing is a scam sadly for him I think
I had rogan josh last night!
If there was a prize for worst riddler I would def win |
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"A variation on a post above
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 3rd daughters name
ooops!!!
should be
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 4th daughters name
I’m focussed on July but know it’s wrong
Dont keep us hanging... me nerves! Is bash right?
What
I hate you "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A variation on a post above
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 3rd daughters name
ooops!!!
should be
A mother had 4 daughters - 1st daughters name was April, 2nd - May,3rd June, what was the 4th daughters name
I’m focussed on July but know it’s wrong
Dont keep us hanging... me nerves! Is bash right?
What
I hate you "
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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago
Kilkenny |
"I’m in serious need of amusement this morning. Stuck at a very dull event for the whole day so please help a damsel in distress by sharing your musings, thoughts, insights, hopes, fears, dreams etc. You’d never know we might figure out how to achieve world peace through free love or something!
I can't see Meaghan and Harry lasting... Really fancy a roghan josh tonight...reckon I have to solution to brexit...hope the riddles end soon... I'm fearful though they won't... And still dreaming about that roghan josh... Lol
Whole Meghan/Harry thing is a scam sadly for him I think
I had rogan josh last night!
If there was a prize for worst riddler I would def win "
Yeah... Reckon Meghan is really after William... Watch this space.. Lol
Poppadoms or naan bread?
Your riddling skills are truly... Err... Riddling.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m in serious need of amusement this morning. Stuck at a very dull event for the whole day so please help a damsel in distress by sharing your musings, thoughts, insights, hopes, fears, dreams etc. You’d never know we might figure out how to achieve world peace through free love or something!
I can't see Meaghan and Harry lasting... Really fancy a roghan josh tonight...reckon I have to solution to brexit...hope the riddles end soon... I'm fearful though they won't... And still dreaming about that roghan josh... Lol
Whole Meghan/Harry thing is a scam sadly for him I think
I had rogan josh last night!
If there was a prize for worst riddler I would def win
Yeah... Reckon Meghan is really after William... Watch this space.. Lol
Poppadoms or naan bread?
Your riddling skills are truly... Err... Riddling.. "
Nah, Meghan got the better deal but she’s not for the long haul!
Rice, always! |
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"I’m in serious need of amusement this morning. Stuck at a very dull event for the whole day so please help a damsel in distress by sharing your musings, thoughts, insights, hopes, fears, dreams etc. You’d never know we might figure out how to achieve world peace through free love or something!
I can't see Meaghan and Harry lasting... Really fancy a roghan josh tonight...reckon I have to solution to brexit...hope the riddles end soon... I'm fearful though they won't... And still dreaming about that roghan josh... Lol
Whole Meghan/Harry thing is a scam sadly for him I think
I had rogan josh last night!
If there was a prize for worst riddler I would def win
Yeah... Reckon Meghan is really after William... Watch this space.. Lol
Poppadoms or naan bread?
Your riddling skills are truly... Err... Riddling..
Nah, Meghan got the better deal but she’s not for the long haul!
Rice, always!"
Egg fried please  |
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By *ackk25Man
over a year ago
Kilkenny |
"I’m in serious need of amusement this morning. Stuck at a very dull event for the whole day so please help a damsel in distress by sharing your musings, thoughts, insights, hopes, fears, dreams etc. You’d never know we might figure out how to achieve world peace through free love or something!
I can't see Meaghan and Harry lasting... Really fancy a roghan josh tonight...reckon I have to solution to brexit...hope the riddles end soon... I'm fearful though they won't... And still dreaming about that roghan josh... Lol
Whole Meghan/Harry thing is a scam sadly for him I think
I had rogan josh last night!
If there was a prize for worst riddler I would def win
Yeah... Reckon Meghan is really after William... Watch this space.. Lol
Poppadoms or naan bread?
Your riddling skills are truly... Err... Riddling..
Nah, Meghan got the better deal but she’s not for the long haul!
Rice, always!"
Nope!!... It's Queen Meghan... She laid it on the line to Kate on her wedding day... Had her in tears... Lol...
Of course rice... Sandwiched into naan bread! |
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"I’m in serious need of amusement this morning. Stuck at a very dull event for the whole day so please help a damsel in distress by sharing your musings, thoughts, insights, hopes, fears, dreams etc. You’d never know we might figure out how to achieve world peace through free love or something!"
I’m musing that you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals |
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"I’m in serious need of amusement this morning. Stuck at a very dull event for the whole day so please help a damsel in distress by sharing your musings, thoughts, insights, hopes, fears, dreams etc. You’d never know we might figure out how to achieve world peace through free love or something!
I’m musing that you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals "
What do they do on the Discovery Channel? Bird watching? |
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"Well Ms. Bash i would seem your shoe buckling pic has had an impact today... you're on page 1. But you're probably used to it... (gratuitous ass licking there )"
Ps: what was a first on Thursday? |
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"Here's another one:
You have one sister. When you were six years old, your sister was half your age. Now you're 38, how old is your sister? "
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"Here's another one:
You have one sister. When you were six years old, your sister was half your age. Now you're 38, how old is your sister?
35
Fastest finger first bash lol"
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"Here's another one:
You have one sister. When you were six years old, your sister was half your age. Now you're 38, how old is your sister?
35
Fastest finger first bash lol
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"Here's another one:
You have one sister. When you were six years old, your sister was half your age. Now you're 38, how old is your sister?
35
Fastest finger first bash lol
Jez lads this would be mad craic in a pub on a night out... just sayin "
Not sure how focussed fab folks would be at a pub quiz |
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over a year ago
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"Here's another one:
You have one sister. When you were six years old, your sister was half your age. Now you're 38, how old is your sister?
35
Fastest finger first bash lol
Jez lads this would be mad craic in a pub on a night out... just sayin
Not sure how focussed fab folks would be at a pub quiz "
Would depend on what kind of pictures were used for the picture round.... |
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"Here's another one:
You have one sister. When you were six years old, your sister was half your age. Now you're 38, how old is your sister?
35
Fastest finger first bash lol
Jez lads this would be mad craic in a pub on a night out... just sayin
Not sure how focussed fab folks would be at a pub quiz Would depend on what kind of pictures were used for the picture round...."
No picutre round... it wil be more kinda like charades - live action round |
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