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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's 7 AM. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door.Behind the door are your parents who came to have breakfast.

In your fridge are bread, milk , juice and a jar of jam

What will you open first?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this post

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By *andomCaptainMan over a year ago

Roscommon

The door

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Google... looking for a clairvoyant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your eyes

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By *oni1403TV/TS over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Your eyes

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By *andomCaptainMan over a year ago

Roscommon

"Your eyes "

Ah bravo Missus...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m the worst puzzle solver... when I read “the door” i was like, “yes of course”, then I read “your eyes” and my mind is officially blown at my own rubbishness

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By *andomCaptainMan over a year ago

Roscommon

"I’m the worst puzzle solver... when I read “the door” i was like, “yes of course”, then I read “your eyes” and my mind is officially blown at my own rubbishness

Its fun to see the different ways people interpret things... i mean as well as door i was also thinking of saying what to ooen first - your mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well done , the answer was your eyes...just for a laugh because lately forum become a zone war

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m the worst puzzle solver... when I read “the door” i was like, “yes of course”, then I read “your eyes” and my mind is officially blown at my own rubbishness

It's ok sometime a bit of laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your eyes "

Well done

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By *andomCaptainMan over a year ago

Roscommon

"Well done , the answer was your eyes...just for a laugh because lately forum become a zone war"

Yay ding ding ding we have a winner... so what does the gorgous and intellectually stimulating 'Missus' receive as her prize

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By *antra MassageMan over a year ago

city

One eye...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well done , the answer was your eyes...just for a laugh because lately forum become a zone war

Yay ding ding ding we have a winner... so what does the gorgous and intellectually stimulating 'Missus' receive as her prize

Well that will be privately given to her if she want

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By *andomCaptainMan over a year ago

Roscommon

"Yay ding ding ding we have a winner... so what does the gorgous and intellectually stimulating 'Missus' receive as her prize

Well that will be privately given to her if she want

Oh i came a close second... how about a runner up pize lol

maybe missus and myself could receive our prizes together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So who’s making the toast? All that thinking made me hungry!

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By *andomCaptainMan over a year ago

Roscommon

"So who’s making the toast? All that thinking made me hungry!"

Im good in the kitchen so do you want jam on it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The peepers first. Both parents are dead so the lower bowel is second.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The peepers first. Both parents are dead so the lower bowel is second. "

Is that bad smell still a problem? Might see a possible cause..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The peepers first. Both parents are dead so the lower bowel is second. "

Scratch the toast... I’ve lost my appetite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The peepers first. Both parents are dead so the lower bowel is second.

Is that bad smell still a problem? Might see a possible cause.. "

Ah here. Ref.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The peepers first. Both parents are dead so the lower bowel is second.

Scratch the toast... I’ve lost my appetite

High in fibre. Brown toast.

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By *andomCaptainMan over a year ago

Roscommon

"The peepers first. Both parents are dead so the lower bowel is second.

Scratch the toast... I’ve lost my appetite

High in fibre. Brown toast. "

I enjoy best of both... lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn eyes..... I was sure it was bedroom window to horse your fab meet out.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn eyes..... I was sure it was bedroom window to horse your fab meet out....."

Rookie mistake... they’d be long gone so you could enjoy the spreadeagled post coital slumber of the satisfied!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn eyes..... I was sure it was bedroom window to horse your fab meet out.....

Rookie mistake... they’d be long gone so you could enjoy the spreadeagled post coital slumber of the satisfied!"

Ah but sleepy morning sexy Ms. Bash.... we arent all coupled up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn eyes..... I was sure it was bedroom window to horse your fab meet out.....

Rookie mistake... they’d be long gone so you could enjoy the spreadeagled post coital slumber of the satisfied!

Ah but sleepy morning sexy Ms. Bash.... we arent all coupled up

Much as I love that I dunno if I’d risk letting someone stay over... I’m rough AF in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn eyes..... I was sure it was bedroom window to horse your fab meet out.....

Rookie mistake... they’d be long gone so you could enjoy the spreadeagled post coital slumber of the satisfied!

Ah but sleepy morning sexy Ms. Bash.... we arent all coupled up

Much as I love that I dunno if I’d risk letting someone stay over... I’m rough AF in the morning

Aside from that... wouldn't it be nice to wake up to cuddles from both sides?

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By *andomCaptainMan over a year ago

Roscommon

"Damn eyes..... I was sure it was bedroom window to horse your fab meet out.....

Rookie mistake... they’d be long gone so you could enjoy the spreadeagled post coital slumber of the satisfied!

Ah but sleepy morning sexy Ms. Bash.... we arent all coupled up

Much as I love that I dunno if I’d risk letting someone stay over... I’m rough AF in the morning

Aside from that... wouldn't it be nice to wake up to cuddles from both sides?

Now you're talking Missus... you a girl who knows the finer things in life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn eyes..... I was sure it was bedroom window to horse your fab meet out.....

Rookie mistake... they’d be long gone so you could enjoy the spreadeagled post coital slumber of the satisfied!

Ah but sleepy morning sexy Ms. Bash.... we arent all coupled up

Much as I love that I dunno if I’d risk letting someone stay over... I’m rough AF in the morning

Aside from that... wouldn't it be nice to wake up to cuddles from both sides?

I stand corrected!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn eyes..... I was sure it was bedroom window to horse your fab meet out.....

Rookie mistake... they’d be long gone so you could enjoy the spreadeagled post coital slumber of the satisfied!

Ah but sleepy morning sexy Ms. Bash.... we arent all coupled up

Much as I love that I dunno if I’d risk letting someone stay over... I’m rough AF in the morning

I'll keep my eyes closed... promise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn eyes..... I was sure it was bedroom window to horse your fab meet out.....

Rookie mistake... they’d be long gone so you could enjoy the spreadeagled post coital slumber of the satisfied!

Ah but sleepy morning sexy Ms. Bash.... we arent all coupled up

Much as I love that I dunno if I’d risk letting someone stay over... I’m rough AF in the morning

Aside from that... wouldn't it be nice to wake up to cuddles from both sides?

Or just one side and someone left over to get the breakfast on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn eyes..... I was sure it was bedroom window to horse your fab meet out.....

Rookie mistake... they’d be long gone so you could enjoy the spreadeagled post coital slumber of the satisfied!

Ah but sleepy morning sexy Ms. Bash.... we arent all coupled up

Much as I love that I dunno if I’d risk letting someone stay over... I’m rough AF in the morning

Aside from that... wouldn't it be nice to wake up to cuddles from both sides?

Or just one side and someone left over to get the breakfast on

Pretty sure if I woke up beside Bash she'd be all the breakfast I'd need

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn eyes..... I was sure it was bedroom window to horse your fab meet out.....

Rookie mistake... they’d be long gone so you could enjoy the spreadeagled post coital slumber of the satisfied!

Ah but sleepy morning sexy Ms. Bash.... we arent all coupled up

Much as I love that I dunno if I’d risk letting someone stay over... I’m rough AF in the morning

I'll keep my eyes closed... promise

Tease... sigh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn eyes..... I was sure it was bedroom window to horse your fab meet out.....

Rookie mistake... they’d be long gone so you could enjoy the spreadeagled post coital slumber of the satisfied!

Ah but sleepy morning sexy Ms. Bash.... we arent all coupled up

Much as I love that I dunno if I’d risk letting someone stay over... I’m rough AF in the morning

Aside from that... wouldn't it be nice to wake up to cuddles from both sides?

Or just one side and someone left over to get the breakfast on

Pretty sure if I woke up beside Bash she'd be all the breakfast I'd need

Have I just been relegated to breakfast in my own fantasy ffs......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn eyes..... I was sure it was bedroom window to horse your fab meet out.....

Rookie mistake... they’d be long gone so you could enjoy the spreadeagled post coital slumber of the satisfied!

Ah but sleepy morning sexy Ms. Bash.... we arent all coupled up

Much as I love that I dunno if I’d risk letting someone stay over... I’m rough AF in the morning

Aside from that... wouldn't it be nice to wake up to cuddles from both sides?

Or just one side and someone left over to get the breakfast on

Pretty sure if I woke up beside Bash she'd be all the breakfast I'd need

Have I just been relegated to breakfast in my own fantasy ffs......"

Well you were the only one who wanted breakfast