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Im sure im not alone in having a mam full of mam sayings
Always wear clean underwear incase you get knocked down. Chances are if you see a car coming for you. You are gonna shit yourself anyway
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There was a homeless guy called Duffy around our way, used to go around with all his shit in a Dunnes trolley, and a big radio on his shoulder. When I was bold my Ma used to tell me that Duffy was my Dad and if I kept it up I could go back and live with him under the bridge.
She would tell us (3 boys) that she was gonna bring us back where she found us and swap us for 3 girls, and they'd help with all the house work and would clean their rooms, be good and would never fight or cry.
When we got older, and the wooden spoon wasnt as an effective tool as it had been in the past, she didn't miss a beat. She'd say that it was her house and if we dont like her rules, we can fuck off over to our fathers house, I'm sure he'd love to see youse. Go on, she'd say, there's the door.
My personal favourite was, dont youse lot bring anyone home pregnant, cause I'm telling youse one thing, I ain't mindin' no more kids, youse lot were bad enough. |
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"There was a homeless guy called Duffy around our way, used to go around with all his shit in a Dunnes trolley, and a big radio on his shoulder. When I was bold my Ma used to tell me that Duffy was my Dad and if I kept it up I could go back and live with him under the bridge.
She would tell us (3 boys) that she was gonna bring us back where she found us and swap us for 3 girls, and they'd help with all the house work and would clean their rooms, be good and would never fight or cry.
When we got older, and the wooden spoon wasnt as an effective tool as it had been in the past, she didn't miss a beat. She'd say that it was her house and if we dont like her rules, we can fuck off over to our fathers house, I'm sure he'd love to see youse. Go on, she'd say, there's the door.
My personal favourite was, dont youse lot bring anyone home pregnant, cause I'm telling youse one thing, I ain't mindin' no more kids, youse lot were bad enough."
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"These have all made me laugh  I'd say my mam has said every one of them!
I'll never forget though when I was in trouble and she would be threatening with the wooden spoon... I'd say I'm ringing childline on you... And she'd say by the time I'm finished with you you will need childline so I'll ring them myself  "
Sounds familiar used to get that one too. Or "wait I'll ring them for you" |
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""Any more of that language and I ll wash your mouth out with soap"
"Stop your crying or I ll give you something to cry about "
Oh how I miss that woman tho  "
Awwww hugs x |
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""Any more of that language and I ll wash your mouth out with soap"
"Stop your crying or I ll give you something to cry about "
Oh how I miss that woman tho
Awwww hugs x
Thankyou x"
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Did u go to mass last night.
My reply. Course I went.
Her next question. Who was the priest??
My reply..............nothing..
Her. U little bollox if u say ur going to mass and don't go tats 2 black marks in ur soul..
My reply.. its OK mam I washed the black marks of with pints of bulmers.
Wasnt more tan 15 or 16 and mass used to be the quickest way into town on a Saturday night.. |
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The "end game" thing my Mam would always say to me after unsuccessfully chasing me around the house with the brush handle was "just wait till your Da gets home", that's when I knew I was fucked lol |
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