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Lingerie is not just for Christmas. Good home needed.
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So... having worked hard last year and lost a bit of weight I decided to treat myself to some new lingerie.
Well.. two bodystockings were purchased. NOBODY told me you had to be a fffffff Olympian gymnast to get into them. No.1 a little black number. Legs too short mine not bodystockings,body part too long bodystocking not mine. At that stage I felt like I was in training for Ireland's fittest family.
No.2 a little red number. Holy crap batman I'm now the same colour as said bodystocking. At this stage I know how the contestants on the krypton factor felt.  .The rest of my purchases are still in the box and staying there. So.... going to a good home....
One black bodystocking only worn once.
One red bodystocking nearly worn once.
Girls .... tell me I'm not alone.  |
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over a year ago
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"Oh I hear ya
Have laughed myself sick trying to get into some stuff ordered online....and panicked at trying to get out of it  "
Never be stuck think I have a scissors  |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
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Yup same problems here tho in fairness i now buy from Love Honey and just go up a size ive one piece and 2yrs later still can't figure out how i get into it...Iv a drawer stuffed with undies that don't fit over my big aul Ass and Boobies  |
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"Oh I hear ya
Have laughed myself sick trying to get into some stuff ordered online....and panicked at trying to get out of it
Never be stuck think I have a scissors "
Me lying on the bed ,you coming at me with a pair of scissors ... not a great image. |
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"Oh I hear ya
Have laughed myself sick trying to get into some stuff ordered online....and panicked at trying to get out of it
Thank you Geordie. I thought it was just me.  "
Oh lord no
You are not alone  |
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"So... having worked hard last year and lost a bit of weight I decided to treat myself to some new lingerie.
Well.. two bodystockings were purchased. NOBODY told me you had to be a fffffff Olympian gymnast to get into them. No.1 a little black number. Legs too short mine not bodystockings,body part too long bodystocking not mine. At that stage I felt like I was in training for Ireland's fittest family.
No.2 a little red number. Holy crap batman I'm now the same colour as said bodystocking. At this stage I know how the contestants on the krypton factor felt. .The rest of my purchases are still in the box and staying there. So.... going to a good home....
One black bodystocking only worn once.
One red bodystocking nearly worn once.
Girls .... tell me I'm not alone. "
You aren't alone!
Well, I thought I'm slim but the sizes outside Europe and America are completely small! And I've ordered two sizes bigger just in case hahaha
My workmate female was laughing as well. We have ordered the same outfit but diff colours and both are too small 
Never again! It landed in the bin  Never again order online. I'll stay with traditional way of buying lingerie |
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I feel for you lovely ladies and your tales of woe re lingerie. So being the thorough gent that I am...if you ladies are in need of help either entering into aforementioned lingerie or getting out of it in a hurry. Please dont hesitate to call me  |
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"So... having worked hard last year and lost a bit of weight I decided to treat myself to some new lingerie.
Well.. two bodystockings were purchased. NOBODY told me you had to be a fffffff Olympian gymnast to get into them. No.1 a little black number. Legs too short mine not bodystockings,body part too long bodystocking not mine. At that stage I felt like I was in training for Ireland's fittest family.
No.2 a little red number. Holy crap batman I'm now the same colour as said bodystocking. At this stage I know how the contestants on the krypton factor felt. .The rest of my purchases are still in the box and staying there. So.... going to a good home....
One black bodystocking only worn once.
One red bodystocking nearly worn once.
Girls .... tell me I'm not alone.
You aren't alone!
Well, I thought I'm slim but the sizes outside Europe and America are completely small! And I've ordered two sizes bigger just in case hahaha
My workmate female was laughing as well. We have ordered the same outfit but diff colours and both are too small
Never again! It landed in the bin Never again order online. I'll stay with traditional way of buying lingerie "
There's a fab swopshop starting soon . Get them out of the bin quick. |
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"So... having worked hard last year and lost a bit of weight I decided to treat myself to some new lingerie.
Well.. two bodystockings were purchased. NOBODY told me you had to be a fffffff Olympian gymnast to get into them. No.1 a little black number. Legs too short mine not bodystockings,body part too long bodystocking not mine. At that stage I felt like I was in training for Ireland's fittest family.
No.2 a little red number. Holy crap batman I'm now the same colour as said bodystocking. At this stage I know how the contestants on the krypton factor felt. .The rest of my purchases are still in the box and staying there. So.... going to a good home....
One black bodystocking only worn once.
One red bodystocking nearly worn once.
Girls .... tell me I'm not alone.
You aren't alone!
Well, I thought I'm slim but the sizes outside Europe and America are completely small! And I've ordered two sizes bigger just in case hahaha
My workmate female was laughing as well. We have ordered the same outfit but diff colours and both are too small
Never again! It landed in the bin Never again order online. I'll stay with traditional way of buying lingerie
There's a fab swopshop starting soon . Get them out of the bin quick."
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Hunbby bought me lingerie outfits before Xmas, he must be a good judge they all fit but then he just went for the petite option. The white one on our profile is one of the three.He also got me another surprise which didn't fit but come the end of the month it will fit like a glove!! |
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"Few drawers full to give away too. Be too embarrassed to give them in with the charity bags
BBD Geordie swap shop starting soon. Throw nothing out "
Won’t welcome to it all . |
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Glad to know I'm not alone. Bought the most beautiful black/leopard print Basque on love honey 3xl, but the cup size is way too big. Would be delighted to give to any ladie who wants it. Have a pic on my public pics of it.
As for wish bought gorgeous tights with the fake stocking look with black bows. Gorgeous on till top of legs the crotch part/bum part is about an inch in size |
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"Few drawers full to give away too. Be too embarrassed to give them in with the charity bags
BBD Geordie swap shop starting soon. Throw nothing out "
We need a name for this shop.
Answers on a postcard!! |
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"Hunbby bought me lingerie outfits before Xmas, he must be a good judge they all fit but then he just went for the petite option. The white one on our profile is one of the three.He also got me another surprise which didn't fit but come the end of the month it will fit like a glove!!"
Yep I’ve a hot pink version of it they’re stretchy it’s the little Lacey ones that must of been made for Houdini. Great figure though girl  |
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"Few drawers full to give away too. Be too embarrassed to give them in with the charity bags
BBD Geordie swap shop starting soon. Throw nothing out
We need a name for this shop.
Answers on a postcard!!"
One size does not fit all! |
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"Few drawers full to give away too. Be too embarrassed to give them in with the charity bags
BBD Geordie swap shop starting soon. Throw nothing out
We need a name for this shop.
Answers on a postcard!!
One size does not fit all!"
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"I've been there. Ordered something on wish. Got into it just about the noises trying to get out of it!
I know right! "
I just go up a size or two from now on when I order from Wish to be safe. Can't be caught stuck in a too tight outfit lol |
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"Hunbby bought me lingerie outfits before Xmas, he must be a good judge they all fit but then he just went for the petite option. The white one on our profile is one of the three.He also got me another surprise which didn't fit but come the end of the month it will fit like a glove!!
Yep I’ve a hot pink version of it they’re stretchy it’s the little Lacey ones that must of been made for Houdini. Great figure though girl "
As have you! |
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"I've been there. Ordered something on wish. Got into it just about the noises trying to get out of it!
I know right!
I just go up a size or two from now on when I order from Wish to be safe. Can't be caught stuck in a too tight outfit lol"
Eh I was thinking the same but stuck because of my boobs...  |
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over a year ago
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I was only lucky to get a bad fit once.. well after a few months slacking on my strict diet currently all undies seem to be cutting into my "rolls of love". Bout time to get a grip:/ |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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Any ladies going to the ladies only night in vanilla should bring their outfits and set up a swap shop there..any one without something to swap could buy and the money go to charity..better then sitting in a drawer... |
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"I got something really different today. And it bloody well looked entirely different to what was advertised. I looked like a whale caught in a tuna net"
They always look different. In my head they look great. In reality well not so great. |
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"I got something really different today. And it bloody well looked entirely different to what was advertised. I looked like a whale caught in a tuna net
They always look different. In my head they look great. In reality well not so great."
100% I looked absolutely gorgeous in my minds eye. Then I opened them and got a dose of reality |
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"I got something really different today. And it bloody well looked entirely different to what was advertised. I looked like a whale caught in a tuna net
They always look different. In my head they look great. In reality well not so great.
100% I looked absolutely gorgeous in my minds eye. Then I opened them and got a dose of reality "
It's like the pics of some of the stuff from China. They are hilarious. |
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Ladies, I have to say, best thread in a while
Gave me a great laugh with your descriptions of the engineering of the design not matching the curves of the figures and the attempts at getting in/out of them
Post those pics and share your efforts and we'll have a new Fab section of Hilarious Mishaps.
As suggested above, feck them all in a box in Vanilla on Ladies night and then maybe ye could post Her in Them vs You in Them side by side pics, just so other ladies would know what site sizes really mean of course |
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"Ladies, I have to say, best thread in a while
Gave me a great laugh with your descriptions of the engineering of the design not matching the curves of the figures and the attempts at getting in/out of them
Post those pics and share your efforts and we'll have a new Fab section of Hilarious Mishaps.
As suggested above, feck them all in a box in Vanilla on Ladies night and then maybe ye could post Her in Them vs You in Them side by side pics, just so other ladies would know what site sizes really mean of course "
JD we need audio. The noises are both frightening and hilarious. Think tough workout crossed with a cow calfing. |
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"Ladies, I have to say, best thread in a while
Gave me a great laugh with your descriptions of the engineering of the design not matching the curves of the figures and the attempts at getting in/out of them
Post those pics and share your efforts and we'll have a new Fab section of Hilarious Mishaps.
As suggested above, feck them all in a box in Vanilla on Ladies night and then maybe ye could post Her in Them vs You in Them side by side pics, just so other ladies would know what site sizes really mean of course
JD we need audio. The noises are both frightening and hilarious. Think tough workout crossed with a cow calfing. "
ah BBD, it's threads like this why I come on here at night |
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"Ladies, I have to say, best thread in a while
Gave me a great laugh with your descriptions of the engineering of the design not matching the curves of the figures and the attempts at getting in/out of them
Post those pics and share your efforts and we'll have a new Fab section of Hilarious Mishaps.
As suggested above, feck them all in a box in Vanilla on Ladies night and then maybe ye could post Her in Them vs You in Them side by side pics, just so other ladies would know what site sizes really mean of course
JD we need audio. The noises are both frightening and hilarious. Think tough workout crossed with a cow calfing.
ah BBD, it's threads like this why I come on here at night "
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Girls have you seen the video of the lady trying the Spanx on that she ordered online. If not search for it on you tube. It is literally the funniest thing ever |
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"Girls have you seen the video of the lady trying the Spanx on that she ordered online. If not search for it on you tube. It is literally the funniest thing ever
Hilarious. Looks painful."
Spanx? Surely they should only be tried with a Dom, who can force you into them? |
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"Girls have you seen the video of the lady trying the Spanx on that she ordered online. If not search for it on you tube. It is literally the funniest thing ever
Hilarious. Looks painful.
Spanx? Surely they should only be tried with a Dom, who can force you into them? "
Apologies, I forgot to add, because you want him to force you, so you make him happy, with the strain of getting into them and his happy face with the resulting you
Just before I get accused of not understanding the dynamic |
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"Just unpacked and tried on ...perfect fit thank foook. Beautiful basque and stockings. Forgot though clipping stockings is a nightmare . Any advise ladies ?  "
oh god rover I can’t cope with clips so I always biy stay ups ...xx |
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"Just unpacked and tried on ...perfect fit thank foook. Beautiful basque and stockings. Forgot though clipping stockings is a nightmare . Any advise ladies ? oh god rover I can’t cope with clips so I always biy stay ups ...xx "
Nightmare ... but i just love how suspenders look |
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"Just unpacked and tried on ...perfect fit thank foook. Beautiful basque and stockings. Forgot though clipping stockings is a nightmare . Any advise ladies ? oh god rover I can’t cope with clips so I always biy stay ups ...xx
Nightmare ... but i just love how suspenders look "
me too but between the stress of the clips and the red marks left on my legs from them it’s not a sexy look for me lol |
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"Just unpacked and tried on ...perfect fit thank foook. Beautiful basque and stockings. Forgot though clipping stockings is a nightmare . Any advise ladies ? oh god rover I can’t cope with clips so I always biy stay ups ...xx
Nightmare ... but i just love how suspenders look me too but between the stress of the clips and the red marks left on my legs from them it’s not a sexy look for me lol"
As long as the marks dont show during play i can live with it ... no pain no gain |
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"Girls have you seen the video of the lady trying the Spanx on that she ordered online. If not search for it on you tube. It is literally the funniest thing ever
Hilarious. Looks painful.
Spanx? Surely they should only be tried with a Dom, who can force you into them? "
I think you mean spanks JD lol. |
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By *itenurse69Couple
over a year ago
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I feel your pain BBD. Got a gorgeous red and black basque in May 2018. At the time it was about 2 sizes to big, didn't send it back to China as to much trouble.
Tryed it on today and hey presto it fits perfect post summer holidays and Xmas excessive eating and drinking. I could cry at all the weight I have put back on, but no point. Back to the gym Monday. |
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"Maybe there could be one of these swap shops at the Single Social for those ladies that are going, perhaps you could meet up beforehand or something like that? "
I'm game lol |
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Try being a big TV and getting things to fit. Brought some lovely satin slip nighties online and let's just say if my boobs had been real I would have had to cut my way out lol. But luckily as long as a bra fits my back I can just fill in the cups lol  |
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"If you want real hardship order some from “wish”
You would wish you had never bothered.
The men have it easy...
You must be joking. Do you know how hard it is to get tight white boxers "
I buy the ones with the brown stripe already painted on the back. So much handier. |
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"If you want real hardship order some from “wish”
You would wish you had never bothered.
The men have it easy...
You must be joking. Do you know how hard it is to get tight white boxers
I buy the ones with the brown stripe already painted on the back. So much handier. "
I'm still not falling for that one. |
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