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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I remember somebody posting aehile back advertising building work in exchange for sex...
So that made me think... how exactly would that work?
Small jobs...
Putting up a shelf = one hand job
Medium jobs...
Paint walls = full sex, oral and penetrative
Big jobs...
Remodelling my kitchen = full-contact bukkake meet with 3 other guys
I've encountered this on the *other* site where "service subs" are required by dommes. Interesting way of getting things done if you're on a budget...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Interesting have a few things need doing around the house
Lay new flooring hall and kitchen
Fit stove into sitting room
Fit electric shower
 what's the going rate lads 
I remember a neighbours dad telling me about a woman he knew who in the space of two years had dated a few different guys but while dating the plumber, an electrician, a carpenter etc her house looked pretty well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is a bit mental but I'll go along with it for the craic...
If anyone's looking for some whole house automation or other techy stuff I'll happily give you a quote for the job... Haha...
Looking forward to seeing how this thread develops! Be interesting to see how opinions rest for it...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is a bit mental but I'll go along with it for the craic...
If anyone's looking for some whole house automation or other techy stuff I'll happily give you a quote for the job... Haha...
Looking forward to seeing how this thread develops! Be interesting to see how opinions rest for it...
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I live with an IT guy... so zero interest in that.
DIY jobs on the other hand.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A full domination session can set you back at 200-400 per hour
Escorts are similar but it really depends on the kind of sex trade work...bills for hitel sessions can run into the thousands but.. a hand job in a car can be as low as fifty (or less but now you're dealing with slaves brought over from Asia/Eastern Europe)... then again... if you're a cowboy builder with no formal training then that's on par for the course...
So... a shady Ukrainian job putting down new tiles in bathroom = quick fuck against the wall, optional BJ with condom?
Maybe I am just taking this a little too much in a methodical cerebral manner... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bollox to that, house work and ye probably still expect foreplay  "
The foreplay for me would be watching you in a dicky bow and feather duster in hand doing the housework  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bollox to that, house work and ye probably still expect foreplay
The foreplay for me would be watching you in a dicky bow and feather duster in hand doing the housework "
They NEVER do as good a job cleaning as I would. I never trust a guy... even less a service sub, to clean all the corners squeaky clean with lots of bleach...
Nope... a builder (certified and trained) is best for me! |
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A woman in the pub one night said to me that she would do anything i wanted for 50 quid as long as i could say it in 3 words..
she wasnt impressed when i said "paint my house"
Painting is the easy part, all that taping and moving bits around and washing walls, thats the shit annoying part, I'll happily paint anything as long as i dont have to wash the brushes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A woman in the pub one night said to me that she would do anything i wanted for 50 quid as long as i could say it in 3 words..
she wasnt impressed when i said "paint my house"
Painting is the easy part, all that taping and moving bits around and washing walls, thats the shit annoying part, I'll happily paint anything as long as i dont have to wash the brushes"
Last couple of times I just dumped the brushes oops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I remember somebody posting aehile back advertising building work in exchange for sex...
So that made me think... how exactly would that work?
Small jobs...
Putting up a shelf = one hand job
Medium jobs...
Paint walls = full sex, oral and penetrative
Big jobs...
Remodelling my kitchen = full-contact bukkake meet with 3 other guys
I've encountered this on the *other* site where "service subs" are required by dommes. Interesting way of getting things done if you're on a budget...
"
I think you have been watching too much tradesman porn... or maybe it was Confessions of a Builder ... sex won't put petrol in the car or pints on the bar ... I prefer keep pleasure & business separate...for friends I will do DIY jobs for free ...what's a few hours between friends & sure the odd thank you kiss is worth it |
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"So I remember somebody posting aehile back advertising building work in exchange for sex...
So that made me think... how exactly would that work?
Small jobs...
Putting up a shelf = one hand job
Medium jobs...
Paint walls = full sex, oral and penetrative
Big jobs...
Remodelling my kitchen = full-contact bukkake meet with 3 other guys
I've encountered this on the *other* site where "service subs" are required by dommes. Interesting way of getting things done if you're on a budget...
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I like this thread it’s very imaginative and different. Let’s see where this goes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I remember somebody posting aehile back advertising building work in exchange for sex...
So that made me think... how exactly would that work?
Small jobs...
Putting up a shelf = one hand job
Medium jobs...
Paint walls = full sex, oral and penetrative
Big jobs...
Remodelling my kitchen = full-contact bukkake meet with 3 other guys
I've encountered this on the *other* site where "service subs" are required by dommes. Interesting way of getting things done if you're on a budget...
I think you have been watching too much tradesman porn... or maybe it was Confessions of a Builder ... sex won't put petrol in the car or pints on the bar ... I prefer keep pleasure & business separate...for friends I will do DIY jobs for free ...what's a few hours between friends & sure the odd thank you kiss is worth it"
And anyone who thinks a pretty woman marries a rich older ugly man for "his personality" should also stop watching that type of Ron Jeremy porn. Sex is as much a commodity as anything else,and if the verifications are anything to go by, women expect much more than "a good seeing to" for their efforts.
Maybe I'm a cynic but the amount of guys sending me dick pics and offering me their dicks while promising nothing in return has made me realise that if I have to suffer a wasted afternoon with a complete dud in the sack, then at least I'll have something to show for it... like a new shelf! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"So I remember somebody posting aehile back advertising building work in exchange for sex...
So that made me think... how exactly would that work?
Small jobs...
Putting up a shelf = one hand job
Medium jobs...
Paint walls = full sex, oral and penetrative
Big jobs...
Remodelling my kitchen = full-contact bukkake meet with 3 other guys
I've encountered this on the *other* site where "service subs" are required by dommes. Interesting way of getting things done if you're on a budget...
I think you have been watching too much tradesman porn... or maybe it was Confessions of a Builder ... sex won't put petrol in the car or pints on the bar ... I prefer keep pleasure & business separate...for friends I will do DIY jobs for free ...what's a few hours between friends & sure the odd thank you kiss is worth it
And anyone who thinks a pretty woman marries a rich older ugly man for "his personality" should also stop watching that type of Ron Jeremy porn. Sex is as much a commodity as anything else,and if the verifications are anything to go by, women expect much more than "a good seeing to" for their efforts.
Maybe I'm a cynic but the amount of guys sending me dick pics and offering me their dicks while promising nothing in return has made me realise that if I have to suffer a wasted afternoon with a complete dud in the sack, then at least I'll have something to show for it... like a new shelf!"
Yip its prostituation |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I remember somebody posting aehile back advertising building work in exchange for sex...
So that made me think... how exactly would that work?
Small jobs...
Putting up a shelf = one hand job
Medium jobs...
Paint walls = full sex, oral and penetrative
Big jobs...
Remodelling my kitchen = full-contact bukkake meet with 3 other guys
I've encountered this on the *other* site where "service subs" are required by dommes. Interesting way of getting things done if you're on a budget...
I think you have been watching too much tradesman porn... or maybe it was Confessions of a Builder ... sex won't put petrol in the car or pints on the bar ... I prefer keep pleasure & business separate...for friends I will do DIY jobs for free ...what's a few hours between friends & sure the odd thank you kiss is worth it
And anyone who thinks a pretty woman marries a rich older ugly man for "his personality" should also stop watching that type of Ron Jeremy porn. Sex is as much a commodity as anything else,and if the verifications are anything to go by, women expect much more than "a good seeing to" for their efforts.
Maybe I'm a cynic but the amount of guys sending me dick pics and offering me their dicks while promising nothing in return has made me realise that if I have to suffer a wasted afternoon with a complete dud in the sack, then at least I'll have something to show for it... like a new shelf!
Yip its prostituation "
Are you jealous because you can't get laid or because you can't get laid for free with hot women?
I think sex trade work should be legalised, BTW... WITH employee benefits, full protection AND decent pay. Why shouldn't women take control of their bodies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I remember somebody posting aehile back advertising building work in exchange for sex...
So that made me think... how exactly would that work?
Small jobs...
Putting up a shelf = one hand job
Medium jobs...
Paint walls = full sex, oral and penetrative
Big jobs...
Remodelling my kitchen = full-contact bukkake meet with 3 other guys
I've encountered this on the *other* site where "service subs" are required by dommes. Interesting way of getting things done if you're on a budget...
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One word for it exploitation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Interesting have a few things need doing around the house
Lay new flooring hall and kitchen
Fit stove into sitting room
Fit electric shower
what's the going rate lads
I remember a neighbours dad telling me about a woman he knew who in the space of two years had dated a few different guys but while dating the plumber, an electrician, a carpenter etc her house looked pretty well "
Some on here would do all that just for a txt back |
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By *reland8Man
over a year ago
sandyford |
"Is this not prostitutation 
My thoughts. It is if you ask me.  "
If it was just time for time I think it would be just a bit of fun with people who probably would b playing either way, but think some people are going a bit over board, but realistically it’s just a laugh, don’t think anyone’s getting any extensions built |
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By *razy-88Man
over a year ago
Belfast-carlingford |
Any professional trades person isn’t going to da anything for less than cost. For me replacing a light with a new light you bought costs me nothing but a small amount of time, so could have some fun in exchange for time, I don’t charge family n friends for stuff like this so some fun would be a welcome bonus.
However a re-wire costs me money n material n a considerable amount of time. I need money for that to pay the bills! Not paying the mortgage with stories of blow jobs I got |
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"So I remember somebody posting aehile back advertising building work in exchange for sex...
So that made me think... how exactly would that work?
Small jobs...
Putting up a shelf = one hand job
Medium jobs...
Paint walls = full sex, oral and penetrative
Big jobs...
Remodelling my kitchen = full-contact bukkake meet with 3 other guys
I've encountered this on the *other* site where "service subs" are required by dommes. Interesting way of getting things done if you're on a budget...
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Just hope you don’t want an extension done lol  |
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By *reland8Man
over a year ago
sandyford |
"Any professional trades person isn’t going to da anything for less than cost. For me replacing a light with a new light you bought costs me nothing but a small amount of time, so could have some fun in exchange for time, I don’t charge family n friends for stuff like this so some fun would be a welcome bonus.
However a re-wire costs me money n material n a considerable amount of time. I need money for that to pay the bills! Not paying the mortgage with stories of blow jobs I got "
Exactly it would only work if someone wanted to explore a “having sex with the tradesman” fantasy!! I don’t visit pro’s and I would end up out of pocket on any job, that would really feel like I’m getting rode |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"So I remember somebody posting aehile back advertising building work in exchange for sex...
So that made me think... how exactly would that work?
Small jobs...
Putting up a shelf = one hand job
Medium jobs...
Paint walls = full sex, oral and penetrative
Big jobs...
Remodelling my kitchen = full-contact bukkake meet with 3 other guys
I've encountered this on the *other* site where "service subs" are required by dommes. Interesting way of getting things done if you're on a budget...
I think you have been watching too much tradesman porn... or maybe it was Confessions of a Builder ... sex won't put petrol in the car or pints on the bar ... I prefer keep pleasure & business separate...for friends I will do DIY jobs for free ...what's a few hours between friends & sure the odd thank you kiss is worth it
And anyone who thinks a pretty woman marries a rich older ugly man for "his personality" should also stop watching that type of Ron Jeremy porn. Sex is as much a commodity as anything else,and if the verifications are anything to go by, women expect much more than "a good seeing to" for their efforts.
Maybe I'm a cynic but the amount of guys sending me dick pics and offering me their dicks while promising nothing in return has made me realise that if I have to suffer a wasted afternoon with a complete dud in the sack, then at least I'll have something to show for it... like a new shelf!
Yip its prostituation
Are you jealous because you can't get laid or because you can't get laid for free with hot women?
I think sex trade work should be legalised, BTW... WITH employee benefits, full protection AND decent pay. Why shouldn't women take control of their bodies?"
Dont get personl i dont and i do very well with a varity of very hot ladies and couples thank you very much yes not for free but for mutual pleasure
Sex trade is mostly run by orginised crime so yes i am against prostuition being banded about on a swingers site. had u worded ur thread differently it may have had a better response but u blantly posted that ur willing to give sexual favours in exchange for wrok done. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I remember somebody posting aehile back advertising building work in exchange for sex...
So that made me think... how exactly would that work?
Small jobs...
Putting up a shelf = one hand job
Medium jobs...
Paint walls = full sex, oral and penetrative
Big jobs...
Remodelling my kitchen = full-contact bukkake meet with 3 other guys
I've encountered this on the *other* site where "service subs" are required by dommes. Interesting way of getting things done if you're on a budget...
I think you have been watching too much tradesman porn... or maybe it was Confessions of a Builder ... sex won't put petrol in the car or pints on the bar ... I prefer keep pleasure & business separate...for friends I will do DIY jobs for free ...what's a few hours between friends & sure the odd thank you kiss is worth it
And anyone who thinks a pretty woman marries a rich older ugly man for "his personality" should also stop watching that type of Ron Jeremy porn. Sex is as much a commodity as anything else,and if the verifications are anything to go by, women expect much more than "a good seeing to" for their efforts.
Maybe I'm a cynic but the amount of guys sending me dick pics and offering me their dicks while promising nothing in return has made me realise that if I have to suffer a wasted afternoon with a complete dud in the sack, then at least I'll have something to show for it... like a new shelf!
Yip its prostituation
Are you jealous because you can't get laid or because you can't get laid for free with hot women?
I think sex trade work should be legalised, BTW... WITH employee benefits, full protection AND decent pay. Why shouldn't women take control of their bodies?
Dont get personl i dont and i do very well with a varity of very hot ladies and couples thank you very much yes not for free but for mutual pleasure
Sex trade is mostly run by orginised crime so yes i am against prostuition being banded about on a swingers site. had u worded ur thread differently it may have had a better response but u blantly posted that ur willing to give sexual favours in exchange for wrok done."
Sex trade is only run by organised crime because of poor outdated, prudfish and sexist attitudes towards consensual sex. It's the oldest profession so why shouldn't women (and men) be protected?
And no, I'm not "offering" anything in return for anything, I was only making a point about comparing builders rates with that of sex trade workers. I think accusing me of engaging in illegal activity was pretty personal to begin with.
As for your assertion that you do well with the ladies, I don't believe it but as with anything, different strokes for different folks. For the record, I'm not interested in you though you've messaged me several times in the past and I've declined.
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"So I remember somebody posting aehile back advertising building work in exchange for sex...
So that made me think... how exactly would that work?
Small jobs...
Putting up a shelf = one hand job
Medium jobs...
Paint walls = full sex, oral and penetrative
Big jobs...
Remodelling my kitchen = full-contact bukkake meet with 3 other guys
I've encountered this on the *other* site where "service subs" are required by dommes. Interesting way of getting things done if you're on a budget...
I think you have been watching too much tradesman porn... or maybe it was Confessions of a Builder ... sex won't put petrol in the car or pints on the bar ... I prefer keep pleasure & business separate...for friends I will do DIY jobs for free ...what's a few hours between friends & sure the odd thank you kiss is worth it
And anyone who thinks a pretty woman marries a rich older ugly man for "his personality" should also stop watching that type of Ron Jeremy porn. Sex is as much a commodity as anything else,and if the verifications are anything to go by, women expect much more than "a good seeing to" for their efforts.
Maybe I'm a cynic but the amount of guys sending me dick pics and offering me their dicks while promising nothing in return has made me realise that if I have to suffer a wasted afternoon with a complete dud in the sack, then at least I'll have something to show for it... like a new shelf!
Yip its prostituation
Are you jealous because you can't get laid or because you can't get laid for free with hot women?
I think sex trade work should be legalised, BTW... WITH employee benefits, full protection AND decent pay. Why shouldn't women take control of their bodies?
Dont get personl i dont and i do very well with a varity of very hot ladies and couples thank you very much yes not for free but for mutual pleasure
Sex trade is mostly run by orginised crime so yes i am against prostuition being banded about on a swingers site. had u worded ur thread differently it may have had a better response but u blantly posted that ur willing to give sexual favours in exchange for wrok done.
Sex trade is only run by organised crime because of poor outdated, prudfish and sexist attitudes towards consensual sex. It's the oldest profession so why shouldn't women (and men) be protected?
And no, I'm not "offering" anything in return for anything, I was only making a point about comparing builders rates with that of sex trade workers. I think accusing me of engaging in illegal activity was pretty personal to begin with.
As for your assertion that you do well with the ladies, I don't believe it but as with anything, different strokes for different folks. For the record, I'm not interested in you though you've messaged me several times in the past and I've declined.
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Maybe I'm a cynic but the amount of guys sending me dick pics and offering me their dicks while promising nothing in return has made me realise that if I have to suffer a wasted afternoon with a complete dud in the sack, then at least I'll have something to show for it... like a new shelf!
Above i coppied your own words at least i have something to show for it so nope i didng make it personal u said it your self
Dont bandy that old fish around it does nothing for ur standing saying i mailed u serveral times and u turned me down. my dear i never mailed you if i had and got no reply that is where it would be left just like this is now going to be letf
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I remember somebody posting aehile back advertising building work in exchange for sex...
So that made me think... how exactly would that work?
Small jobs...
Putting up a shelf = one hand job
Medium jobs...
Paint walls = full sex, oral and penetrative
Big jobs...
Remodelling my kitchen = full-contact bukkake meet with 3 other guys
I've encountered this on the *other* site where "service subs" are required by dommes. Interesting way of getting things done if you're on a budget...
I think you have been watching too much tradesman porn... or maybe it was Confessions of a Builder ... sex won't put petrol in the car or pints on the bar ... I prefer keep pleasure & business separate...for friends I will do DIY jobs for free ...what's a few hours between friends & sure the odd thank you kiss is worth it
And anyone who thinks a pretty woman marries a rich older ugly man for "his personality" should also stop watching that type of Ron Jeremy porn. Sex is as much a commodity as anything else,and if the verifications are anything to go by, women expect much more than "a good seeing to" for their efforts.
Maybe I'm a cynic but the amount of guys sending me dick pics and offering me their dicks while promising nothing in return has made me realise that if I have to suffer a wasted afternoon with a complete dud in the sack, then at least I'll have something to show for it... like a new shelf!
Yip its prostituation
Are you jealous because you can't get laid or because you can't get laid for free with hot women?
I think sex trade work should be legalised, BTW... WITH employee benefits, full protection AND decent pay. Why shouldn't women take control of their bodies?
Dont get personl i dont and i do very well with a varity of very hot ladies and couples thank you very much yes not for free but for mutual pleasure
Sex trade is mostly run by orginised crime so yes i am against prostuition being banded about on a swingers site. had u worded ur thread differently it may have had a better response but u blantly posted that ur willing to give sexual favours in exchange for wrok done.
Sex trade is only run by organised crime because of poor outdated, prudfish and sexist attitudes towards consensual sex. It's the oldest profession so why shouldn't women (and men) be protected?
And no, I'm not "offering" anything in return for anything, I was only making a point about comparing builders rates with that of sex trade workers. I think accusing me of engaging in illegal activity was pretty personal to begin with.
As for your assertion that you do well with the ladies, I don't believe it but as with anything, different strokes for different folks. For the record, I'm not interested in you though you've messaged me several times in the past and I've declined.
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After reading the original post again it comes across to me u were offering sexual favours for free work done maybe not want u meant but the way it reads sad thing some guys would probably take u up on that offer |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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While most of the posts above are tongue in cheek, however some others read differently. There's enough men on here who have already a distorted perception of the fab ladies, threads like this won't help... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While most of the posts above are tongue in cheek, however some others read differently. There's enough men on here who have already a distorted perception of the fab ladies, threads like this won't help..."
Reading her profile won’t help matters either - comes across as her doing men a favour by meeting with her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I remember somebody posting aehile back advertising building work in exchange for sex...
So that made me think... how exactly would that work?
Small jobs...
Putting up a shelf = one hand job
Medium jobs...
Paint walls = full sex, oral and penetrative
Big jobs...
Remodelling my kitchen = full-contact bukkake meet with 3 other guys
I've encountered this on the *other* site where "service subs" are required by dommes. Interesting way of getting things done if you're on a budget...
I think you have been watching too much tradesman porn... or maybe it was Confessions of a Builder ... sex won't put petrol in the car or pints on the bar ... I prefer keep pleasure & business separate...for friends I will do DIY jobs for free ...what's a few hours between friends & sure the odd thank you kiss is worth it
And anyone who thinks a pretty woman marries a rich older ugly man for "his personality" should also stop watching that type of Ron Jeremy porn. Sex is as much a commodity as anything else,and if the verifications are anything to go by, women expect much more than "a good seeing to" for their efforts.
Maybe I'm a cynic but the amount of guys sending me dick pics and offering me their dicks while promising nothing in return has made me realise that if I have to suffer a wasted afternoon with a complete dud in the sack, then at least I'll have something to show for it... like a new shelf!
Yip its prostituation
Are you jealous because you can't get laid or because you can't get laid for free with hot women?
I think sex trade work should be legalised, BTW... WITH employee benefits, full protection AND decent pay. Why shouldn't women take control of their bodies?
Dont get personl i dont and i do very well with a varity of very hot ladies and couples thank you very much yes not for free but for mutual pleasure
Sex trade is mostly run by orginised crime so yes i am against prostuition being banded about on a swingers site. had u worded ur thread differently it may have had a better response but u blantly posted that ur willing to give sexual favours in exchange for wrok done.
Sex trade is only run by organised crime because of poor outdated, prudfish and sexist attitudes towards consensual sex. It's the oldest profession so why shouldn't women (and men) be protected?
And no, I'm not "offering" anything in return for anything, I was only making a point about comparing builders rates with that of sex trade workers. I think accusing me of engaging in illegal activity was pretty personal to begin with.
As for your assertion that you do well with the ladies, I don't believe it but as with anything, different strokes for different folks. For the record, I'm not interested in you though you've messaged me several times in the past and I've declined.
After reading the original post again it comes across to me u were offering sexual favours for free work done maybe not want u meant but the way it reads sad thing some guys would probably take u up on that offer "
Your opinion but I really think what's even sadder is the amount of dishonesty, rank amateur meanness, schadenfreuden and prudish Catholic attitudes.
Why shouldn't someone barter sex for something else if it suits them? Personally I wouldn't only because I don't need to but it's not a terrible idea.
And where does ANYONE get off judging me for my posts given that A) this is a swinger site where safety and consent is explicit B) the reasons people do things are many-fold... one can engage in sex, have some fun and set parameters for said fun up to and including "service submission". If you think that's the same as teenaged Thai girls tied up in a basement being forced to service jerks then you're on a different planet.
To be frank, I've considered going the route of barter but quite frankly I care too much about the quality of the finished job to take that risk and anyone who kniws me realises I'm a perfectionist.
I did get offered a sensual tantric massage from one male user... for 200 quid. Needless to say... I declined. For 200 quid, I'd rather get three good hydro-pedicures. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"While most of the posts above are tongue in cheek, however some others read differently. There's enough men on here who have already a distorted perception of the fab ladies, threads like this won't help...
Reading her profile won’t help matters either - comes across as her doing men a favour by meeting with her "
That's because it's true and those who are lucky enough to have been with me will remember why. Too bad for you it'll never happen. |
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By *uke7894Man
over a year ago
Traveling |
As someone who is working part time as a handy man I could always use the extra work. And reward lol. So anyone around northeast area monaghan, armagh, louth ect drop me a line and let's get those walls painted and your pipeworks sorted |
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"Well one well known forum user promised to throw in my last load of turf it's getting awful wet out there waiting lol"
From what I recall you had a few volenteers in that thread.
They are probably all afraid it would make you an escort now |
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"Well one well known forum user promised to throw in my last load of turf it's getting awful wet out there waiting lol"
3 loads of turf pushed Into shed here in 15 mins with loader
Work clever not hard |
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"Well one well known forum user promised to throw in my last load of turf it's getting awful wet out there waiting lol
From what I recall you had a few volenteers in that thread.
They are probably all afraid it would make you an escort now "
Haha that reminds me I should post my bog erotica story on the stories section. The boggers would love it. It's called "A Big Load" |
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"So I remember somebody posting aehile back advertising building work in exchange for sex...
So that made me think... how exactly would that work?
Small jobs...
Putting up a shelf = one hand job
Medium jobs...
Paint walls = full sex, oral and penetrative
Big jobs...
Remodelling my kitchen = full-contact bukkake meet with 3 other guys
I've encountered this on the *other* site where "service subs" are required by dommes. Interesting way of getting things done if you're on a budget...
I think you have been watching too much tradesman porn... or maybe it was Confessions of a Builder ... sex won't put petrol in the car or pints on the bar ... I prefer keep pleasure & business separate...for friends I will do DIY jobs for free ...what's a few hours between friends & sure the odd thank you kiss is worth it
And anyone who thinks a pretty woman marries a rich older ugly man for "his personality" should also stop watching that type of Ron Jeremy porn. Sex is as much a commodity as anything else,and if the verifications are anything to go by, women expect much more than "a good seeing to" for their efforts.
Maybe I'm a cynic but the amount of guys sending me dick pics and offering me their dicks while promising nothing in return has made me realise that if I have to suffer a wasted afternoon with a complete dud in the sack, then at least I'll have something to show for it... like a new shelf!
Yip its prostituation
Are you jealous because you can't get laid or because you can't get laid for free with hot women?
I think sex trade work should be legalised, BTW... WITH employee benefits, full protection AND decent pay. Why shouldn't women take control of their bodies?
Dont get personl i dont and i do very well with a varity of very hot ladies and couples thank you very much yes not for free but for mutual pleasure
Sex trade is mostly run by orginised crime so yes i am against prostuition being banded about on a swingers site. had u worded ur thread differently it may have had a better response but u blantly posted that ur willing to give sexual favours in exchange for wrok done.
Sex trade is only run by organised crime because of poor outdated, prudfish and sexist attitudes towards consensual sex. It's the oldest profession so why shouldn't women (and men) be protected?
And no, I'm not "offering" anything in return for anything, I was only making a point about comparing builders rates with that of sex trade workers. I think accusing me of engaging in illegal activity was pretty personal to begin with.
As for your assertion that you do well with the ladies, I don't believe it but as with anything, different strokes for different folks. For the record, I'm not interested in you though you've messaged me several times in the past and I've declined.
After reading the original post again it comes across to me u were offering sexual favours for free work done maybe not want u meant but the way it reads sad thing some guys would probably take u up on that offer
Your opinion but I really think what's even sadder is the amount of dishonesty, rank amateur meanness, schadenfreuden and prudish Catholic attitudes.
Why shouldn't someone barter sex for something else if it suits them? Personally I wouldn't only because I don't need to but it's not a terrible idea.
And where does ANYONE get off judging me for my posts given that A) this is a swinger site where safety and consent is explicit B) the reasons people do things are many-fold... one can engage in sex, have some fun and set parameters for said fun up to and including "service submission". If you think that's the same as teenaged Thai girls tied up in a basement being forced to service jerks then you're on a different planet.
To be frank, I've considered going the route of barter but quite frankly I care too much about the quality of the finished job to take that risk and anyone who kniws me realises I'm a perfectionist.
I did get offered a sensual tantric massage from one male user... for 200 quid. Needless to say... I declined. For 200 quid, I'd rather get three good hydro-pedicures."
Lest my reputation be in tatters, I would like to point out that it wasn't me who offered you a Tantra massage... I offer it free to my friends on Fab. But to stay on topic, I rarely have need of a trades man or woman, as I do everything myself. And I don't think I'd want to offer my carpentry/plumbing/DIY skills in return for sex. I'm a perfectionist, and spend a long time finishing jobs to perfection, so.. I'd prefer cash. |
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"Well one well known forum user promised to throw in my last load of turf it's getting awful wet out there waiting lol
From what I recall you had a few volenteers in that thread.
They are probably all afraid it would make you an escort now
Haha that reminds me I should post my bog erotica story on the stories section. The boggers would love it. It's called "A Big Load" "
Ah is that part of the "Whores on the Moores" series |
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"So I remember somebody posting aehile back advertising building work in exchange for sex...
So that made me think... how exactly would that work?
Small jobs...
Putting up a shelf = one hand job
Medium jobs...
Paint walls = full sex, oral and penetrative
Big jobs...
Remodelling my kitchen = full-contact bukkake meet with 3 other guys
I've encountered this on the *other* site where "service subs" are required by dommes. Interesting way of getting things done if you're on a budget...
I think you have been watching too much tradesman porn... or maybe it was Confessions of a Builder ... sex won't put petrol in the car or pints on the bar ... I prefer keep pleasure & business separate...for friends I will do DIY jobs for free ...what's a few hours between friends & sure the odd thank you kiss is worth it
And anyone who thinks a pretty woman marries a rich older ugly man for "his personality" should also stop watching that type of Ron Jeremy porn. Sex is as much a commodity as anything else,and if the verifications are anything to go by, women expect much more than "a good seeing to" for their efforts.
Maybe I'm a cynic but the amount of guys sending me dick pics and offering me their dicks while promising nothing in return has made me realise that if I have to suffer a wasted afternoon with a complete dud in the sack, then at least I'll have something to show for it... like a new shelf!
Yip its prostituation
Are you jealous because you can't get laid or because you can't get laid for free with hot women?
I think sex trade work should be legalised, BTW... WITH employee benefits, full protection AND decent pay. Why shouldn't women take control of their bodies?
Dont get personl i dont and i do very well with a varity of very hot ladies and couples thank you very much yes not for free but for mutual pleasure
Sex trade is mostly run by orginised crime so yes i am against prostuition being banded about on a swingers site. had u worded ur thread differently it may have had a better response but u blantly posted that ur willing to give sexual favours in exchange for wrok done.
Sex trade is only run by organised crime because of poor outdated, prudfish and sexist attitudes towards consensual sex. It's the oldest profession so why shouldn't women (and men) be protected?
And no, I'm not "offering" anything in return for anything, I was only making a point about comparing builders rates with that of sex trade workers. I think accusing me of engaging in illegal activity was pretty personal to begin with.
As for your assertion that you do well with the ladies, I don't believe it but as with anything, different strokes for different folks. For the record, I'm not interested in you though you've messaged me several times in the past and I've declined.
After reading the original post again it comes across to me u were offering sexual favours for free work done maybe not want u meant but the way it reads sad thing some guys would probably take u up on that offer
Your opinion but I really think what's even sadder is the amount of dishonesty, rank amateur meanness, schadenfreuden and prudish Catholic attitudes.
Why shouldn't someone barter sex for something else if it suits them? Personally I wouldn't only because I don't need to but it's not a terrible idea.
And where does ANYONE get off judging me for my posts given that A) this is a swinger site where safety and consent is explicit B) the reasons people do things are many-fold... one can engage in sex, have some fun and set parameters for said fun up to and including "service submission". If you think that's the same as teenaged Thai girls tied up in a basement being forced to service jerks then you're on a different planet.
To be frank, I've considered going the route of barter but quite frankly I care too much about the quality of the finished job to take that risk and anyone who kniws me realises I'm a perfectionist.
I did get offered a sensual tantric massage from one male user... for 200 quid. Needless to say... I declined. For 200 quid, I'd rather get three good hydro-pedicures.Lest my reputation be in tatters, I would like to point out that it wasn't me who offered you a Tantra massage... I offer it free to my friends on Fab. But to stay on topic, I rarely have need of a trades man or woman, as I do everything myself. And I don't think I'd want to offer my carpentry/plumbing/DIY skills in return for sex. I'm a perfectionist, and spend a long time finishing jobs to perfection, so.. I'd prefer cash. "
Ermmm no... it wasn't you. Never even knew you existed TBH but it defo wasn't you. I'm sure you're more professional than he was. |
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"So I remember somebody posting aehile back advertising building work in exchange for sex...
So that made me think... how exactly would that work?
Small jobs...
Putting up a shelf = one hand job
Medium jobs...
Paint walls = full sex, oral and penetrative
Big jobs...
Remodelling my kitchen = full-contact bukkake meet with 3 other guys
I've encountered this on the *other* site where "service subs" are required by dommes. Interesting way of getting things done if you're on a budget...
I think you have been watching too much tradesman porn... or maybe it was Confessions of a Builder ... sex won't put petrol in the car or pints on the bar ... I prefer keep pleasure & business separate...for friends I will do DIY jobs for free ...what's a few hours between friends & sure the odd thank you kiss is worth it
And anyone who thinks a pretty woman marries a rich older ugly man for "his personality" should also stop watching that type of Ron Jeremy porn. Sex is as much a commodity as anything else,and if the verifications are anything to go by, women expect much more than "a good seeing to" for their efforts.
Maybe I'm a cynic but the amount of guys sending me dick pics and offering me their dicks while promising nothing in return has made me realise that if I have to suffer a wasted afternoon with a complete dud in the sack, then at least I'll have something to show for it... like a new shelf!
Yip its prostituation
Are you jealous because you can't get laid or because you can't get laid for free with hot women?
I think sex trade work should be legalised, BTW... WITH employee benefits, full protection AND decent pay. Why shouldn't women take control of their bodies?
Dont get personl i dont and i do very well with a varity of very hot ladies and couples thank you very much yes not for free but for mutual pleasure
Sex trade is mostly run by orginised crime so yes i am against prostuition being banded about on a swingers site. had u worded ur thread differently it may have had a better response but u blantly posted that ur willing to give sexual favours in exchange for wrok done.
Sex trade is only run by organised crime because of poor outdated, prudfish and sexist attitudes towards consensual sex. It's the oldest profession so why shouldn't women (and men) be protected?
And no, I'm not "offering" anything in return for anything, I was only making a point about comparing builders rates with that of sex trade workers. I think accusing me of engaging in illegal activity was pretty personal to begin with.
As for your assertion that you do well with the ladies, I don't believe it but as with anything, different strokes for different folks. For the record, I'm not interested in you though you've messaged me several times in the past and I've declined.
After reading the original post again it comes across to me u were offering sexual favours for free work done maybe not want u meant but the way it reads sad thing some guys would probably take u up on that offer
Your opinion but I really think what's even sadder is the amount of dishonesty, rank amateur meanness, schadenfreuden and prudish Catholic attitudes.
Why shouldn't someone barter sex for something else if it suits them? Personally I wouldn't only because I don't need to but it's not a terrible idea.
And where does ANYONE get off judging me for my posts given that A) this is a swinger site where safety and consent is explicit B) the reasons people do things are many-fold... one can engage in sex, have some fun and set parameters for said fun up to and including "service submission". If you think that's the same as teenaged Thai girls tied up in a basement being forced to service jerks then you're on a different planet.
To be frank, I've considered going the route of barter but quite frankly I care too much about the quality of the finished job to take that risk and anyone who kniws me realises I'm a perfectionist.
I did get offered a sensual tantric massage from one male user... for 200 quid. Needless to say... I declined. For 200 quid, I'd rather get three good hydro-pedicures."
You would have no need to barter to get work done your fabulous personality that comes across on this thread would be enough lol |
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I did get offered a sensual tantric massage from one male user... for 200 quid. Needless to say... I declined. For 200 quid, I'd rather get three good hydro-pedicures.
You would have no need to barter to get work done your fabulous personality that comes across on this thread would be enough lol "
Well a woman with my "fabulous personality" gets more done in a day than a lorryload of simpering ninnies.
But I suppose some value "being a nice girl" over being smart and having an opinion.  |
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I did get offered a sensual tantric massage from one male user... for 200 quid. Needless to say... I declined. For 200 quid, I'd rather get three good hydro-pedicures.
You would have no need to barter to get work done your fabulous personality that comes across on this thread would be enough lol
Well a woman with my "fabulous personality" gets more done in a day than a lorryload of simpering ninnies.
But I suppose some value "being a nice girl" over being smart and having an opinion. "
If u think so my mammy always told me to watch out for lady's like that |
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I did get offered a sensual tantric massage from one male user... for 200 quid. Needless to say... I declined. For 200 quid, I'd rather get three good hydro-pedicures.
You would have no need to barter to get work done your fabulous personality that comes across on this thread would be enough lol
Well a woman with my "fabulous personality" gets more done in a day than a lorryload of simpering ninnies.
But I suppose some value "being a nice girl" over being smart and having an opinion.
If u think so my mammy always told me to watch out for lady's like that "
So your a mama's boy then... explain a lot. Not into them, thanks. |
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I did get offered a sensual tantric massage from one male user... for 200 quid. Needless to say... I declined. For 200 quid, I'd rather get three good hydro-pedicures.
You would have no need to barter to get work done your fabulous personality that comes across on this thread would be enough lol
Well a woman with my "fabulous personality" gets more done in a day than a lorryload of simpering ninnies.
But I suppose some value "being a nice girl" over being smart and having an opinion.
If u think so my mammy always told me to watch out for lady's like that
So your a mama's boy then... explain a lot. Not into them, thanks."
Good to know would not pay for sex with u anyway lol |
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I did get offered a sensual tantric massage from one male user... for 200 quid. Needless to say... I declined. For 200 quid, I'd rather get three good hydro-pedicures.
You would have no need to barter to get work done your fabulous personality that comes across on this thread would be enough lol
Well a woman with my "fabulous personality" gets more done in a day than a lorryload of simpering ninnies.
But I suppose some value "being a nice girl" over being smart and having an opinion.
If u think so my mammy always told me to watch out for lady's like that
So your a mama's boy then... explain a lot. Not into them, thanks.
Good to know would not pay for sex with u anyway lol "
That's cuz you're a cheapskate. All Mama's boys are.. that's why most are still living with Mammy :P
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