"We’ve all had the dad bods threads, the moobs, the middle age spread, the retreating penis.
But what about mum bods?
Ladies?.. "
define a mum bod? Are we talking stretch marks , droopy boobs and flabby tummy !!! |
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Ive got one and im proud of it ... its the body of a woman thats lived. Has had good times, amazing experiences and adventures. Its the body of a woman thats given birth and is a momma. Its the body of a daughter, sister, mother, lover, friend. My life good and bad is in this body. I love what its given me...its the body of a woman and im grateful for it  |
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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago
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"Ive got one and im proud of it ... its the body of a woman thats lived. Has had good times, amazing experiences and adventures. Its the body of a woman thats given birth and is a momma. Its the body of a daughter, sister, mother, lover, friend. My life good and bad is in this body. I love what its given me...its the body of a woman and im grateful for it "
swap for keepies ??? |
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"Ive got one and im proud of it ... its the body of a woman thats lived. Has had good times, amazing experiences and adventures. Its the body of a woman thats given birth and is a momma. Its the body of a daughter, sister, mother, lover, friend. My life good and bad is in this body. I love what its given me...its the body of a woman and im grateful for it swap for keepies ???"
Nope ... ill keep mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mammy bod right here and proud. s
Since having kids I have embraced my imperfections. Confidence is way sexier than a perfect body and sure nothing wrong with a jiggle in one's ass! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We’ve all had the dad bods threads, the moobs, the middle age spread, the retreating penis.
But what about mum bods?
Ladies?..
Retreating penis ,enlighten us?"
Yeah a retreating penis??
I heard that a man's ears, nose and penis never stop growing throughout his life?!
I've been looking forward to one third of my later years please don't ruin it for me now!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We’ve all had the dad bods threads, the moobs, the middle age spread, the retreating penis.
But what about mum bods?
Ladies?..
Retreating penis ,enlighten us?
Yeah a retreating penis??
I heard that a man's ears, nose and penis never stop growing throughout his life?!
I've been looking forward to one third of my later years please don't ruin it for me now! "
Hate to shatter your dreams but it is only the nose and ears never stop growing....And the hair in both |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We’ve all had the dad bods threads, the moobs, the middle age spread, the retreating penis.
But what about mum bods?
Ladies?..
Retreating penis ,enlighten us?
Yeah a retreating penis??
I heard that a man's ears, nose and penis never stop growing throughout his life?!
I've been looking forward to one third of my later years please don't ruin it for me now! "
Wait wait.... So when Im 90 I can finally put the big VWE on my profile....watch this space |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"We’ve all had the dad bods threads, the moobs, the middle age spread, the retreating penis.
But what about mum bods?
Ladies?..
Retreating penis ,enlighten us?
Yeah a retreating penis??
I heard that a man's ears, nose and penis never stop growing throughout his life?!
I've been looking forward to one third of my later years please don't ruin it for me now!
Hate to shatter your dreams but it is only the nose and ears never stop growing....And the hair in both "
My penis used to grow every ninty seconds when i slept 
Now its every nine hrs  but lasts for eight and a half hrs when its all grown up |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I have a mom bod i keep her in the chest freezer i find she doesent smell as bad in there and can last for ever
Is she a bit fridgid though ???"
Sorted that there for u
She can be cold |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A woman looks like a real woman only after giving birth, so all moms should be proud of their body's and in particular the wider hips. Yummmmm "
Thats a bit harsh on women who havent given birth, I'm pretty sure they are real too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A woman looks like a real woman only after giving birth, so all moms should be proud of their body's and in particular the wider hips. Yummmmm "
I wasn't aware that childbirth made your hips wider. Wow every day is a school day here |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"A woman looks like a real woman only after giving birth, so all moms should be proud of their body's and in particular the wider hips. Yummmmm
I wasn't aware that childbirth made your hips wider. Wow every day is a school day here"
Luigie with the big fooking head springs to mind |
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"I have a mom bod i keep her in the chest freezer i find she doesent smell as bad in there and can last for ever
Is she a bit fridgid though ???
Sorted that there for u
She can be cold "
Bet she gives you the cold shoulder |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I have a mom bod i keep her in the chest freezer i find she doesent smell as bad in there and can last for ever
Is she a bit fridgid though ???
Sorted that there for u
She can be cold
Bet she gives you the cold shoulder "
Thats not to bad its the cold arse that sends shivers down my spine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A woman looks like a real woman only after giving birth, so all moms should be proud of their body's and in particular the wider hips. Yummmmm
Idiot...."
Have to second that. |
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"I have a mom bod i keep her in the chest freezer i find she doesent smell as bad in there and can last for ever
Is she a bit fridgid though ???
Sorted that there for u
She can be cold
Bet she gives you the cold shoulder
Thats not to bad its the cold arse that sends shivers down my spine "
Quivering cock |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I have a mom bod i keep her in the chest freezer i find she doesent smell as bad in there and can last for ever
Is she a bit fridgid though ???
Sorted that there for u
She can be cold
Bet she gives you the cold shoulder
Thats not to bad its the cold arse that sends shivers down my spine
Quivering cock "
Its the sensations that make it worth it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank u daahling still getting the hang of if u know I'm a total technophobe  "
By your own admission, a total blonde 
But a very gorgoeus one so we will forgive you! |
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"Thank u daahling still getting the hang of if u know I'm a total technophobe
By your own admission, a total blonde
But a very gorgoeus one so we will forgive you! "
You my dear are as ever too kind ...except for me being a total blonde lol |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Thank u daahling still getting the hang of if u know I'm a total technophobe
By your own admission, a total blonde
But a very gorgoeus one so we will forgive you!
You my dear are as ever too kind ...except for me being a total blonde lol "
Total blonde as in the cuffs match the collar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank u daahling still getting the hang of if u know I'm a total technophobe
By your own admission, a total blonde
But a very gorgoeus one so we will forgive you!
You my dear are as ever too kind ...except for me being a total blonde lol
Total blonde as in the cuffs match the collar "
You'll never know cj. She is mine |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Thank u daahling still getting the hang of if u know I'm a total technophobe
By your own admission, a total blonde
But a very gorgoeus one so we will forgive you!
You my dear are as ever too kind ...except for me being a total blonde lol
Total blonde as in the cuffs match the collar
You'll never know cj. She is mine "
Greedy bitch u could share u know |
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"Thank u daahling still getting the hang of if u know I'm a total technophobe
By your own admission, a total blonde
But a very gorgoeus one so we will forgive you!
You my dear are as ever too kind ...except for me being a total blonde lol
Total blonde as in the cuffs match the collar
You'll never know cj. She is mine
Total blonde as in totally ditsy my girl geordie has me spot on lol
Greedy bitch u could share u know "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thank u daahling still getting the hang of if u know I'm a total technophobe
By your own admission, a total blonde
But a very gorgoeus one so we will forgive you!
You my dear are as ever too kind ...except for me being a total blonde lol
Total blonde as in the cuffs match the collar
You'll never know cj. She is mine
Greedy bitch u could share u know "
Nah. Not with you cj cos you wouldn't give me your ass |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Thank u daahling still getting the hang of if u know I'm a total technophobe
By your own admission, a total blonde
But a very gorgoeus one so we will forgive you!
You my dear are as ever too kind ...except for me being a total blonde lol
Total blonde as in the cuffs match the collar
You'll never know cj. She is mine
Greedy bitch u could share u know
Nah. Not with you cj cos you wouldn't give me your ass "
Techincaly i did offer it to u in front of witnesses not my fault u hadnt the gear to take adavantage if i rember it was offered more than once |
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"Thank u daahling still getting the hang of if u know I'm a total technophobe
By your own admission, a total blonde
But a very gorgoeus one so we will forgive you!
You my dear are as ever too kind ...except for me being a total blonde lol
Total blonde as in the cuffs match the collar
You'll never know cj. She is mine
Greedy bitch u could share u know
Nah. Not with you cj cos you wouldn't give me your ass
Techincaly i did offer it to u in front of witnesses not my fault u hadnt the gear to take adavantage if i rember it was offered more than once "
Geordie never turns down a good ass lol |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Thank u daahling still getting the hang of if u know I'm a total technophobe
By your own admission, a total blonde
But a very gorgoeus one so we will forgive you!
You my dear are as ever too kind ...except for me being a total blonde lol
Total blonde as in the cuffs match the collar
You'll never know cj. She is mine
Greedy bitch u could share u know
Nah. Not with you cj cos you wouldn't give me your ass
Techincaly i did offer it to u in front of witnesses not my fault u hadnt the gear to take adavantage if i rember it was offered more than once
Geordie never turns down a good ass lol"
Ill have u know i have a sweet ass not my fault geordie was inadaquate when i presented it to her n |
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"Thank u daahling still getting the hang of if u know I'm a total technophobe
By your own admission, a total blonde
But a very gorgoeus one so we will forgive you!
You my dear are as ever too kind ...except for me being a total blonde lol
Total blonde as in the cuffs match the collar
You'll never know cj. She is mine
Greedy bitch u could share u know
Nah. Not with you cj cos you wouldn't give me your ass
Techincaly i did offer it to u in front of witnesses not my fault u hadnt the gear to take adavantage if i rember it was offered more than once
Geordie never turns down a good ass lol
Ill have u know i have a sweet ass not my fault geordie was inadaquate when i presented it to her n "
First and last time I'll ever hear anyone call geordie inadequate!!!! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Thank u daahling still getting the hang of if u know I'm a total technophobe
By your own admission, a total blonde
But a very gorgoeus one so we will forgive you!
You my dear are as ever too kind ...except for me being a total blonde lol
Total blonde as in the cuffs match the collar
You'll never know cj. She is mine
Greedy bitch u could share u know
Nah. Not with you cj cos you wouldn't give me your ass
Techincaly i did offer it to u in front of witnesses not my fault u hadnt the gear to take adavantage if i rember it was offered more than once
Geordie never turns down a good ass lol
Ill have u know i have a sweet ass not my fault geordie was inadaquate when i presented it to her n
First and last time I'll ever hear anyone call geordie inadequate!!!! "
I know i am waiting for the back lash here |
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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a question for all the ladies . I see a good few of you saying you are proud of your tiger stripes and your mum bods . But ,,,, would you go back to your pre kids body if you could ?? "
Mom bod here and to answer your question no I was too skinny and had no boobs/curves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a question for all the ladies . I see a good few of you saying you are proud of your tiger stripes and your mum bods . But ,,,, would you go back to your pre kids body if you could ?? "
Not much difference other than a couple of stone so no I wouldn't. It has taken me 44 yrs to actually love my body and accept that it's beautiful even with it's lumps and bumps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a question for all the ladies . I see a good few of you saying you are proud of your tiger stripes and your mum bods . But ,,,, would you go back to your pre kids body if you could ?? "
No. I was too skinny before. After two pregnancies I feel like a real woman. So what that few stretch marks are visible? So what we don't have a flat tummy? Nobody is perfect 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a question for all the ladies . I see a good few of you saying you are proud of your tiger stripes and your mum bods . But ,,,, would you go back to your pre kids body if you could ?? "
Yes.! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey we all change as we age,mums bods are gorgeous, don,t care if they have tiger stripes, they still all gorgeous, not many of us can stop nature( unless you have a lot of money for plastic surgery) so happy to celebrate a mums bid
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a question for all the ladies . I see a good few of you saying you are proud of your tiger stripes and your mum bods . But ,,,, would you go back to your pre kids body if you could ?? "
I’ve no tiger stripes but would def go back to pre-pregnancy body |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive got one and im proud of it ... its the body of a woman thats lived. Has had good times, amazing experiences and adventures. Its the body of a woman thats given birth and is a momma. Its the body of a daughter, sister, mother, lover, friend. My life good and bad is in this body. I love what its given me...its the body of a woman and im grateful for it "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A woman looks like a real woman only after giving birth, so all moms should be proud of their body's and in particular the wider hips. Yummmmm
Thats a bit harsh on women who havent given birth, I'm pretty sure they are real too"
A little harsh yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A woman looks like a real woman only after giving birth, so all moms should be proud of their body's and in particular the wider hips. Yummmmm
Thats a bit harsh on women who havent given birth, I'm pretty sure they are real too
A little harsh yes"
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"I have a question for all the ladies . I see a good few of you saying you are proud of your tiger stripes and your mum bods . But ,,,, would you go back to your pre kids body if you could ??
I’ve no tiger stripes but would def go back to pre-pregnancy body"
Same , I didn’t get any stretch marks , and only ganed a stone while pregnant . It’s the few stone I’ve put on since that I’d love not to have . Even my C section scare is barely visible ( I had a nice woman doctor) so that doesn’t bother me . I’d just like my boobs to be a bit less droopy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I weigh exactly the same as I did before the kids, always walking and on go so probably helps plus I am very petite but there's no stopping time or gravity!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mom bod for sure!
Not most comfortable place to live but it did make some fabulous little humans.
Less lumps, bumps, wobbles and woes could never compare. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive got one and im proud of it ... its the body of a woman thats lived. Has had good times, amazing experiences and adventures. Its the body of a woman thats given birth and is a momma. Its the body of a daughter, sister, mother, lover, friend. My life good and bad is in this body. I love what its given me...its the body of a woman and im grateful for it "
Go girl |
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By *reland8Man
over a year ago
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"Mammy bod right here and proud. s
Since having kids I have embraced my imperfections. Confidence is way sexier than a perfect body and sure nothing wrong with a jiggle in one's ass! "
Totally agree with “confidence is way sexier” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a question for all the ladies . I see a good few of you saying you are proud of your tiger stripes and your mum bods . But ,,,, would you go back to your pre kids body if you could ??
I’ve no tiger stripes but would def go back to pre-pregnancy body
Same , I didn’t get any stretch marks , and only ganed a stone while pregnant . It’s the few stone I’ve put on since that I’d love not to have . Even my C section scare is barely visible ( I had a nice woman doctor) so that doesn’t bother me . I’d just like my boobs to be a bit less droopy "
I most definitely have a mom bod but I would gladly swap for for a gym bunny one sure I would still have my kids and a better body |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mum body and proud of it, I accept I'm not 20 anymore and if a guy didn't find me attractive because I've a mum tum instead of a six pack well I'm really not bothered |
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over a year ago
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I’ve been reading and trying to figure out what one looks like because I’ve seen women with gorgeous figures who have had kids and women who are exactly the same shape that have none. |
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"I’ve been reading and trying to figure out what one looks like because I’ve seen women with gorgeous figures who have had kids and women who are exactly the same shape that have none. "
. Exactly why I asked define a moms bod ... nobody answered lol
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"I’ve been reading and trying to figure out what one looks like because I’ve seen women with gorgeous figures who have had kids and women who are exactly the same shape that have none. . Exactly why I asked define a moms bod ... nobody answered lol"
i think most guys thinking certain age and I’d say oh gorgeous Mam bod the lady will be overjoyed
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"I’ve been reading and trying to figure out what one looks like because I’ve seen women with gorgeous figures who have had kids and women who are exactly the same shape that have none. . Exactly why I asked define a moms bod ... nobody answered lol"
The body of a mom.
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"I’ve been reading and trying to figure out what one looks like because I’ve seen women with gorgeous figures who have had kids and women who are exactly the same shape that have none. . Exactly why I asked define a moms bod ... nobody answered lol
The body of a mom.
Your welcome "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mum body and proud of it, I accept I'm not 20 anymore and if a guy didn't find me attractive because I've a mum tum instead of a six pack well I'm really not bothered "
u hwve a stunning. Body do u sexy ladies like dad bods |
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"Mum body and proud of it, I accept I'm not 20 anymore and if a guy didn't find me attractive because I've a mum tum instead of a six pack well I'm really not bothered u hwve a stunning. Body do u sexy ladies like dad bods"
Yes of course we do, personality goes a long way more so than a six pack |
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"Mum body and proud of it, I accept I'm not 20 anymore and if a guy didn't find me attractive because I've a mum tum instead of a six pack well I'm really not bothered u hwve a stunning. Body do u sexy ladies like dad bods
Yes of course we do, personality goes a long way more so than a six pack "
I'm like a wee round bale but I'm happy out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive got one and im proud of it ... its the body of a woman thats lived. Has had good times, amazing experiences and adventures. Its the body of a woman thats given birth and is a momma. Its the body of a daughter, sister, mother, lover, friend. My life good and bad is in this body. I love what its given me...its the body of a woman and im grateful for it "
Love this & so you should |
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"Mum body and proud of it, I accept I'm not 20 anymore and if a guy didn't find me attractive because I've a mum tum instead of a six pack well I'm really not bothered u hwve a stunning. Body do u sexy ladies like dad bods
Yes of course we do, personality goes a long way more so than a six pack I'm like a wee round bale but I'm happy out "
Awww Hardy your a cute wee bundle of bale |
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"Mum body and proud of it, I accept I'm not 20 anymore and if a guy didn't find me attractive because I've a mum tum instead of a six pack well I'm really not bothered u hwve a stunning. Body do u sexy ladies like dad bods
Yes of course we do, personality goes a long way more so than a six pack "
good to hear as defo no six pack here |
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"I’ve been reading and trying to figure out what one looks like because I’ve seen women with gorgeous figures who have had kids and women who are exactly the same shape that have none. "
That’s so true. But once the lady is happy with her body then that’s the main thing |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"I’ve been reading and trying to figure out what one looks like because I’ve seen women with gorgeous figures who have had kids and women who are exactly the same shape that have none. . Exactly why I asked define a moms bod ... nobody answered lol"
Urban dictionary days:
A woman who looks like they just had a kid. They have the attributes of saggy titts, flat ass, hair in a bun at all times and a resting bitch face. Lastly they have at least one kid.
I'd define it as a body that has some signs or marks from pregnancy,child bearing and nurturing.  |
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