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Any ladies, free this xmas
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over a year ago
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"Will you be lonely this xmas, any ladies like to come over to mine,and play with my xmas balls? Any age, discreet, no drama, no strings fun.if interested please get back, ladys."
Can I send my Ganny.. she is 93, and tells the same stories every Christmas day.. we could all do with her getting a change of scenery |
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My aunt will call over...shes 30 stone,has difficulty hearing so she shouts alot,she also has a bladder issue so you might help her if there are any accidents. Thanks though for taking her for the day.You can drop her back Stephens day.oh and make sure you have a Daniel o Donnell calendar for her xmas present. |
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Guys i put up this post, for lady's who are lonely, this xmas, we all haven't got family around us,I didn't put up to chat about dryed up fannys or 30 stone pissers. So any lady's who are lonely or need a cuddle, or want to chat over the festive season, get in touch. |
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"Guys i put up this post, for lady's who are lonely, this xmas, we all haven't got family around us,I didn't put up to chat about dryed up fannys or 30 stone pissers. So any lady's who are lonely or need a cuddle, or want to chat over the festive season, get in touch."
Sorry didnt realsie it was in such a good cause... I thought it was just a post to try and get yourself laid.anf your xmas balls played with by some women over christmas.... good on ya op  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your showing your intelligence now, there oul boy. Some ladys might be made homeless this xmas,if they are not already homeles, and be nice for them to chat or meet someone. "
Really? Ok so to stop them beong homeless you are offering no strings fun and them to play with your xmas balls? How very civic minded of you.
Right my bad my intelligence clearly read that as you wanting to get your rocks off (which is fine its fab).
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Yep ya got in one its Fab, we are here to get laid, well some off us, others just want to chat, if i wanted to be civic, id set up a Facebook page, all iam saying is, its a lonely time off the year for some people, and would love some company, and if they want to get laid so be it, let the fun begain, |
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Fairplay to ya, helping them. But this is not Facebook, as that chap said, its Fab, its a site to get laid, so hes right, iam looking to get laid over xmas, so if some lonely lady wants to get laid over the xmas, get back to me. Its FAB.. |
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over a year ago
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"Realistically u can go help out in the homeless Christmas dinners in city centre if u truly want to help. "
Are u working at rds christmas day ? If so i will be out the back packing hampers come say hi lol |
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"Fairplay to ya, helping them. But this is not Facebook, as that chap said, its Fab, its a site to get laid, so hes right, iam looking to get laid over xmas, so if some lonely lady wants to get laid over the xmas, get back to me. Its FAB.."
Have you thought of putting an advert on tv? With that amount of charm and charisma I am sure you will be put out of your misery in jo time.....I mean some poor homeless soul will take you up on your kind offer of being banged plus a turkey dinner (there will be turkey right!). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fairplay to ya, helping them. But this is not Facebook, as that chap said, its Fab, its a site to get laid, so hes right, iam looking to get laid over xmas, so if some lonely lady wants to get laid over the xmas, get back to me. Its FAB.."
Your dead right... just dont dress it up as anything else and you will be grand. And dont worey about people posting on threads for chats and messing its what they are for. There are options to post meets and a whole other forum dedicated to it |
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I dont know how this ended up as a homeless form, i only want a lady to come around for xmas stuffing lol.can we please lay off the homeless people thanks. I will open a page on homelessness at xmas if yea like. This page is for me to get laid at xmas, thats all. Oh the Drama off it all lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your showing your intelligence now, there oul boy. Some ladys might be made homeless this xmas,if they are not already homeles, and be nice for them to chat or meet someone.
I dont know how this ended up as a homeless form, i only want a lady to come around for xmas stuffing lol.can we please lay off the homeless people thanks. I will open a page on homelessness at xmas if yea like. This page is for me to get laid at xmas, thats all. Oh the Drama off it all lol."
I have helpfully quoted the first mention of homelessness on the thread for you...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dont know how this ended up as a homeless form, i only want a lady to come around for xmas stuffing lol.can we please lay off the homeless people thanks. I will open a page on homelessness at xmas if yea like. This page is for me to get laid at xmas, thats all. Oh the Drama off it all lol."
U mentioned homeless ladies lol |
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"Am i stuck with my two fat aunts so??
Sign them up here some people like fat people sure I do fine  "
I'll say to them over the turkey on xmas day,sure im always struggling to get conversation from them anyhow so will be an ideal ice breaker for the day thats in it. |
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"Yes your stuck with your Aunties, hope ya have great time with them, no lads if yez dont mind id like ladys to reply, no men. Now drop the homeless people on here please. ."
I am pretty sure that dropping homeless people is mean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Am i stuck with my two fat aunts so??
Sign them up here some people like fat people sure I do fine
I'll say to them over the turkey on xmas day,sure im always struggling to get conversation from them anyhow so will be an ideal ice breaker for the day thats in it."
Sure show them a few profiles just to get the full picture out there for them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Am i stuck with my two fat aunts so??
Sign them up here some people like fat people sure I do fine
I'll say to them over the turkey on xmas day,sure im always struggling to get conversation from them anyhow so will be an ideal ice breaker for the day thats in it.
Sure show them a few profiles just to get the full picture out there for them "
Show them mine... sure they are local, ya never know what might happen |
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"Yes your stuck with your Aunties, hope ya have great time with them, no lads if yez dont mind id like ladys to reply, no men. Now drop the homeless people on here please. ."
Aww bless ya OP. He's setting up a homeless drop in ...as well as a turkey and fuck. True xmas spirit! |
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"Yes your stuck with your Aunties, hope ya have great time with them, no lads if yez dont mind id like ladys to reply, no men. Now drop the homeless people on here please. .
Aww bless ya OP. He's setting up a homeless drop in ...as well as a turkey and fuck. True xmas spirit! "
and stuffing... pmsl.. |
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"Yes your stuck with your Aunties, hope ya have great time with them, no lads if yez dont mind id like ladys to reply, no men. Now drop the homeless people on here please. .
Aww bless ya OP. He's setting up a homeless drop in ...as well as a turkey and fuck. True xmas spirit! and stuffing... pmsl.."
You can try and hide ....but I know its you ...arise Sir Bob Geldolf. |
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"A trier and a charmer!!!
Very true, I like it. I hope someone agrees to spend the day with him "
ah thanks, i try me best, better than being a werido on Fab,iam not pushy, if a girl wants sex, cool if not, well that's the way it is. Some blokes think are Gods gifts to women, and how dare they, refuse them sex,not me doh, if it happens it happens, if not so be it. |
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"Your showing your intelligence now, there oul boy. Some ladys might be made homeless this xmas,if they are not already homeles, and be nice for them to chat or meet someone. "
Pmsl .... your a saint  |
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"Your showing your intelligence now, there oul boy. Some ladys might be made homeless this xmas,if they are not already homeles, and be nice for them to chat or meet someone.
Pmsl .... your a saint "
Iam a saint, untill i get into the bed room, then the Devil comes out... pmsl. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Free ?you couldn't afford me
I'm joking btw incase some egit reports me for soliciting
I've a selection box from last year?
Curly wurly ???"
I always save the curky wurly for you Rover |
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"Ah lads... Can ye leave the guy alone... His trying to get the leg over for Xmas... He can't do it in the normal world so his trying here.... "
what's the normal world??? If there is one. How do you know i dont get me leg over,in your normal world???
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"Ah lads... Can ye leave the guy alone... His trying to get the leg over for Xmas... He can't do it in the normal world so his trying here.... what's the normal world??? If there is one. How do you know i dont get me leg over,in your normal world???"
I mean outside fab.... And don't bite the head of me... I was just trying to be nice |
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"Free ?you couldn't afford me
I'm joking btw incase some egit reports me for soliciting
I've a selection box from last year?
Curly wurly ???
I always save the curky wurly for you Rover "
My favourite...the things id do for a curly wurly  |
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"Rover, will ya ever fuck off to the curly wurly forum, iam trying to get leg over here.... pmsl.
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Im not sharing my curly wurly with you !!!
Not sure if this post will work but I'll keep my legs crossed for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dont think its working either lol
Ok ill give me curly wurly, and me last Rolo. Thats it no more lol.
Ypur grand ive short shlongs curly wurly "
Can we share Rover  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dont think its working either lol
Ok ill give me curly wurly, and me last Rolo. Thats it no more lol.
Ypur grand ive short shlongs curly wurly
Can we share Rover "
Do I get a say? I mean its a yes, I just want to feel included |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont think its working either lol
Ok ill give me curly wurly, and me last Rolo. Thats it no more lol.
Ypur grand ive short shlongs curly wurly
Can we share Rover
Do I get a say? I mean its a yes, I just want to feel included "
Ya top or bottom is ur choice? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont think its working either lol
Ok ill give me curly wurly, and me last Rolo. Thats it no more lol.
Ypur grand ive short shlongs curly wurly
Can we share Rover
Do I get a say? I mean its a yes, I just want to feel included
Ya top or bottom is ur choice? "
I'll go in the middle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont think its working either lol
Ok ill give me curly wurly, and me last Rolo. Thats it no more lol.
Ypur grand ive short shlongs curly wurly
Can we share Rover
Do I get a say? I mean its a yes, I just want to feel included
Ya top or bottom is ur choice?
I'll go in the middle "
Deal |
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