Hi well where can I begin,anyway got chatting to a lovely couple on here,couples are not my thing,but anyway I went with the flow,so the story goes I was chatting to and met a married couple,he wanted to bring his wife to me so I could have my way and of course her way with me,while he sat around the corner in his car and pulled the flute off himself,knowing what his wife and I were doing,this went on very well for three months,till one night he text to say were on our way,see you soon,so alas when I answered the door it was him all dressed up as a woman,he said hi she can't make it tonight but im here,well I nearly fecking died,as where I was renting the apartment at the time had about 70 neighbours in front of me,plus he had a big bushy black moustache and was not very convincing if you know what I mean,I dragged him in and gave him a piece if my mind and sent him on his way in my gym gear,and I heard the wife left him eventually |