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over a year ago
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Hey there fecking fabbers
I’d love to hear your funniest or scariest hotel meets. I’m hoping to have one and want to know what to look out for.
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"Hey there fecking fabbers
I’d love to hear your funniest or scariest hotel meets. I’m hoping to have one and want to know what to look out for.
Cheers"
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No scary hotel meets 
...but followed a woman into her bedsit only to have three doors locked behind me  Her social skills were lacking so decided a quick chat, snog and then head home would be best. When she proceeded to kiss me, she started biting on my tongue...
..and it gets worse
It was indeed a Quentin Tarantino movie moment for me 
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At least you lived to see another day. And I guess after she bit your tongue you decided not to ask for a blow job. Haha
If she lacked social skills why decide to have a quick chat? Haha |
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"At least you lived to see another day. And I guess after she bit your tongue you decided not to ask for a blow job. Haha
If she lacked social skills why decide to have a quick chat? Haha"
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Was younger and not as sensible as I am today Op 
If Kathy Bates (not her real name & no she's not on Fab) locked three doors behind you, chatted and then you said:
"Right, That was a great chat, I'm off home!'
...might not have ended well. Like I said, was not the mature, sensible man that I am now... Ha! Ha!  |
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"At least you lived to see another day. And I guess after she bit your tongue you decided not to ask for a blow job. Haha
If she lacked social skills why decide to have a quick chat? Haha
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Was younger and not as sensible as I am today Op
If Kathy Bates (not her real name & no she's not on Fab) locked three doors behind you, chatted and then you said:
"Right, That was a great chat, I'm off home!'
...might not have ended well. Like I said, was not the mature, sensible man that I am now... Ha! Ha! "
Good point. Haha
Live and learn  |
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"We once met a couple at short notice and in hindsight without enough chat... dear God he thought he was God’s gift. He was not "
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Have heard of one guy giving it loads
Only to be informed  ...
"You're not even in, those are my thighs you are fucking!" |
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"We once met a couple at short notice and in hindsight without enough chat... dear God he thought he was God’s gift. He was not "
I agree. More chat is needed beforehand. At least you get a taste of what is to come |
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"We once met a couple at short notice and in hindsight without enough chat... dear God he thought he was God’s gift. He was not
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Have heard of one guy giving it loads
Only to be informed ...
"You're not even in, those are my thighs you are fucking!" "
#awkward |
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"We once met a couple at short notice and in hindsight without enough chat... dear God he thought he was God’s gift. He was not
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Have heard of one guy giving it loads
Only to be informed ...
"You're not even in, those are my thighs you are fucking!" "
Ha ha. Excellent. |
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"I love the build up, the teasing, the flirting beforehand, adds massively to the fun when you do meet "
Exactly. I think the mind is a great sex organ that is often forgotten about. |
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"I love the build up, the teasing, the flirting beforehand, adds massively to the fun when you do meet
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That's just it.. chatting, teasing, sexy suggestions, chemistry, finding out what each others likes & kinks are...
Makes for more bed breaking fun afterwards  "
I have found one “couple” on here but nearer to my home where the guy just wanted to talk about what I can do to his wife. Once he got his fill he stopped chatting and no meet. I got a new profile as I rejoined a year later or so and he did the same thing. Total time waster. |
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"I love the build up, the teasing, the flirting beforehand, adds massively to the fun when you do meet
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That's just it.. chatting, teasing, sexy suggestions, chemistry, finding out what each others likes & kinks are...
Makes for more bed breaking fun afterwards
I have found one “couple” on here but nearer to my home where the guy just wanted to talk about what I can do to his wife. Once he got his fill he stopped chatting and no meet. I got a new profile as I rejoined a year later or so and he did the same thing. Total time waster. "
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You didn't meet him and his inflatable partner then?!
Him and his wet sock telling you to talk dirty to her!!!! |
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"I love the build up, the teasing, the flirting beforehand, adds massively to the fun when you do meet
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That's just it.. chatting, teasing, sexy suggestions, chemistry, finding out what each others likes & kinks are...
Makes for more bed breaking fun afterwards
I have found one “couple” on here but nearer to my home where the guy just wanted to talk about what I can do to his wife. Once he got his fill he stopped chatting and no meet. I got a new profile as I rejoined a year later or so and he did the same thing. Total time waster.
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You didn't meet him and his inflatable partner then?!
Him and his wet sock telling you to talk dirty to her!!!! "
Ha ha. And to be honest I would had given his wet sock a good going over. But his loss. Haha |
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"I think it’s better to chat with your opposite number, so I always chat the lads and hubby chats the ladies"
This is true but I see a lot of couple profiles where the guy manages the chat so you never chat to the woman. |
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"I think it’s better to chat with your opposite number, so I always chat the lads and hubby chats the ladies
This is true but I see a lot of couple profiles where the guy manages the chat so you never chat to the woman. "
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She seems to always be in the shower whenever the other couple rings
So, if real her skin must be like papier mache at this stage! |
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"I think it’s better to chat with your opposite number, so I always chat the lads and hubby chats the ladies
This is true but I see a lot of couple profiles where the guy manages the chat so you never chat to the woman.
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She seems to always be in the shower whenever the other couple rings
So, if real her skin must be like papier mache at this stage!"
Ha ha. Or is really huge by her body absorbing all of that water. |
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Agreed the build up the teasing, flirting between partner's on your kik group before the meet. Then the excitment at the bar and the captured moments between you and your partner in crime anticipating when one of you will say the magic words. So will we go up stairs then. Mmmmm |
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"Agreed the build up the teasing, flirting between partner's on your kik group before the meet. Then the excitment at the bar and the captured moments between you and your partner in crime anticipating when one of you will say the magic words. So will we go up stairs then. Mmmmm"
Sounds like fun. I’m sure the guy would be hoping those words are said.
I wonder if the build up has been great then the meet in the bar was ruined by nerves. Haha |
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On our old couple we organised to meet a small group in Cork a couple of months back, knowing my luck the person I met in the hotel was a loud mouthed work colleague and his family... |
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"Certainly not on our side. You get that far you jump right in and f######.......ya know"
Judging by your pics I may be nervous as E looks hot. Probably make a mess in the lift. Haha |
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"On our old couple we organised to meet a small group in Cork a couple of months back, knowing my luck the person I met in the hotel was a loud mouthed work colleague and his family... "
Ouch that was bad. |
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"On our old couple we organised to meet a small group in Cork a couple of months back, knowing my luck the person I met in the hotel was a loud mouthed work colleague and his family...
Ouch that was bad. "
There was alot of ducking a diving to say the least |
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"On our old couple we organised to meet a small group in Cork a couple of months back, knowing my luck the person I met in the hotel was a loud mouthed work colleague and his family...
Ouch that was bad.
There was alot of ducking a diving to say the least "
And no doubt lots of denials that you were there when asked “hey didn’t I see you in [insert hotel name] over the weekend?” |
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"On our old couple we organised to meet a small group in Cork a couple of months back, knowing my luck the person I met in the hotel was a loud mouthed work colleague and his family... "
Nightmare!! |
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"On our old couple we organised to meet a small group in Cork a couple of months back, knowing my luck the person I met in the hotel was a loud mouthed work colleague and his family...
Ouch that was bad.
There was alot of ducking a diving to say the least
And no doubt lots of denials that you were there when asked “hey didn’t I see you in [insert hotel name] over the weekend?”"
No chatted away and said it was a last minute surprise luckily we were out on the town and didn't get back until late to the hotel bar... At that stage he was fast asleep with the kiddies |
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