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Arse like a sewing machine

By *laymates30 OP Couple over a year ago

The West

Just read on a couples profile that the male is described as having an arse like a sewing machine. So can i assume that he is not bi-curious?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it a singer

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By *laymates30 OP Couple over a year ago

The West

I think it might be a stitch up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Multifunctional maybe ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this a stitch up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snap. Great minds think alike

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By *oreignaffairKKMan over a year ago

Between CW and KK

"Just read on a couples profile that the male is described as having an arse like a sewing machine. So can i assume that he is not bi-curious? "

How is the needle running in a sewing machine? Smooth and fast...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe he means he’s partial to a tiny prick in it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Multifunctional maybe ?"
are you ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some guys have it all sewn up

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By *laymates30 OP Couple over a year ago

The West

Kind of like fab - lots of little pricks around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kind of like fab - lots of little pricks around"

Awwww not there is no need to be mean.. its a grower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He'd want to careful.. Could be accused also of being a needle dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always a sew n sew on threads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread has me in stitches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread has me in stitches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Multifunctional maybe ? are you ??

No I'm more dysfunctional,I don't operate normally

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By *laymates30 OP Couple over a year ago

The West

Sewing machinesex

(male variation) typically when one man uses the shaft of his penis to tickle the entire length of another man's penis by quickly tapping with the girth of penis #1 up and down the side of penis #2. This is called a sewing machine for the fast rhythmic pattern used by penis #1, also typicaly noted for making man with penis #2 hum with joy like a sewing machine.

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By *laymates30 OP Couple over a year ago

The West

Thanks urban dictionary for clearing that up. Once you sew you wanna blow...allegedly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Multifunctional maybe ? are you ??

No I'm more dysfunctional,I don't operate normally

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ok ok shyboy13 think outside the box

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By *weetLorettaMCouple over a year ago

cAnal road

"Just read on a couples profile that the male is described as having an arse like a sewing machine. So can i assume that he is not bi-curious? "

Just spat my hot chocolate out laughing there, hilarious

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