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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.  "
it's a funny one as I have spoken to multiple young women who gave birth, built themselves up for torture and ended up saying it wasn't that bad at all. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.
Have you ever had man flu  "
Of course not. I'm a woman  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.
Have you ever had man flu
Of course not. I'm a woman "
Wrong emoji should have been  |
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth. "
Well I did a really big poo one day and I didn't drop dead. Same thing really |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.
Well I did a really big poo one day and I didn't drop dead. Same thing really "
Tells me you're ready for a strapon session  |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.
Well I did a really big poo one day and I didn't drop dead. Same thing really
Tells me you're ready for a strapon session "
Hence the really big poo....making room  |
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Pain has no memory as they say,similar to pleasure in that regard, ive had my fair share of both, it merely shapes who we are. I think men are very capable of rearing their child/children with unconditional love, and to instill strong morals and values, in as much as Women can  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pain has no memory as they say,similar to pleasure in that regard, ive had my fair share of both, it merely shapes who we are. I think men are very capable of rearing their child/children with unconditional love, and to instill strong morals and values, in as much as Women can "
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"Pain has no memory as they say,similar to pleasure in that regard, ive had my fair share of both, it merely shapes who we are. I think men are very capable of rearing their child/children with unconditional love, and to instill strong morals and values, in as much as Women can "
What he said^^ |
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Reminds of the reasoning i read once, that a kick in the balls was more painful than childbirth. The reasoning being that a women may decide to have more than one child, but having had a kick in the balls, no man would ever want a second one. Ergo a kick in the balls is more painful than childbirth 
P.S. ( i know its not - its just a joke  ) |
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.
Well I did a really big poo one day and I didn't drop dead. Same thing really "
I thought my last baby was a poop coming but no it was a child that popped out on the bathroom floor! |
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"Reminds of the reasoning i read once, that a kick in the balls was more painful than childbirth. The reasoning being that a women may decide to have more than one child, but having had a kick in the balls, no man would ever want a second one. Ergo a kick in the balls is more painful than childbirth
P.S. ( i know its not - its just a joke )"
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Love the disclaimer at the end!
You're a wise, wise man |
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"Reminds of the reasoning i read once, that a kick in the balls was more painful than childbirth. The reasoning being that a women may decide to have more than one child, but having had a kick in the balls, no man would ever want a second one. Ergo a kick in the balls is more painful than childbirth
P.S. ( i know its not - its just a joke )
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Love the disclaimer at the end!
You're a wise, wise man "
Its not my first rodeo |
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.
Well I did a really big poo one day and I didn't drop dead. Same thing really
I thought my last baby was a poop coming but no it was a child that popped out on the bathroom floor! "
Jeez that made me laugh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.
Well I did a really big poo one day and I didn't drop dead. Same thing really
I thought my last baby was a poop coming but no it was a child that popped out on the bathroom floor!
Jeez that made me laugh! "
True story! |
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.
Have you ever had man flu
Of course not. I'm a woman
Wrong emoji should have been "
That's what I thought, I'm not sure if there are any known cases of a woman surviving man flu |
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.
Have you ever had man flu
Of course not. I'm a woman
Wrong emoji should have been
That's what I thought, I'm not sure if there are any known cases of a woman surviving man flu "
There cant be.... if any did ypu would never hear the end of it  |
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.
Have you ever had man flu
Of course not. I'm a woman
Wrong emoji should have been
That's what I thought, I'm not sure if there are any known cases of a woman surviving man flu
There cant be.... if any did ypu would never hear the end of it "
And that's the truth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth. "
This was not about being a woman. It was about motherhood. Definition is being a mother.
Wtf does that mean? I am a fulltime single dad of 3 so I am mum and dad all rolled into one.
3 kids is not easy but to say us guys could not cope is a big pile of shite! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It would be some crack all the same, nobody would know, they'd just assume it was a beer belly, and if it was a boy he'd be named rambo, if it was a girl she'd be named rambo |
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"If it was men who gave birth, there would be no abortion and less war.
What about famine and pestilence ??"
The affects of famine/pestilence would be smaller, except under total collapse of an eco system. Then it would be worse. |
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"If it was men who gave birth, there would be no abortion and less war.
What about famine and pestilence ??
The affects of famine/pestilence would be smaller, except under total collapse of an eco system. Then it would be worse."
Ok ... but what are we going to do tonight brain ???? |
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"If it was men who gave birth, there would be no abortion and less war.
What about famine and pestilence ??
The affects of famine/pestilence would be smaller, except under total collapse of an eco system. Then it would be worse."
Surely you mean EGO system  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.
Have you ever had man flu "
Do you mean having 37.5 C degrees and being 'half dead'?
Nooo, we can manage even 40 C degrees, looking after the kids and still being 100 % alive and work like robots |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.
Have you ever had man flu
Of course not. I'm a woman
Wrong emoji should have been
That's what I thought, I'm not sure if there are any known cases of a woman surviving man flu "
Women can't get manflu as simple as that. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.
This was not about being a woman. It was about motherhood. Definition is being a mother.
Wtf does that mean? I am a fulltime single dad of 3 so I am mum and dad all rolled into one.
3 kids is not easy but to say us guys could not cope is a big pile of shite!"
Chill cucumber, it was a lighthearted post. I'm fully aware that men can be great fathers. |
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.
Have you ever had man flu
Of course not. I'm a woman
Wrong emoji should have been
That's what I thought, I'm not sure if there are any known cases of a woman surviving man flu
Women can't get manflu as simple as that. "
And it is this immunity, to the most serious illness known to humanity, that has kept your gender alive and enabled you to be here to engage in this forum thread.
Childbirth? Ha! A couple of hours stretching 
Man flu goes on for days
Ye'd never make it through |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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"Of course it's true. You guys cannot even handle a simple flu, what do you think would happen if men suddenly had their periods or have to give birth.
Well I did a really big poo one day and I didn't drop dead. Same thing really
I thought my last baby was a poop coming but no it was a child that popped out on the bathroom floor! "
Jesus
Your aim is kinda shit... |
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