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By *-ManMan
over a year ago
Kark |
"Well this thread didn't take off"
Yeah, it was a bit of a wash out, I think the forum is flooded with these posts and so it slowly sank to the bottom of the sink and is circling the drain hole, maybe some mentions of you ballcock might plug the hole and you'll be able to bail it out  |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"I have this filthy fantasy where he comes and sorts out my ongoing septic tank issue..mmm so diiiirrrrttty
No shit?  "
Too much I'm guessing, otherwise its her pipes that would need sorting
Funny enough if its the pipes, we have a residential pipe leaner if my memory serves  |
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"Not much of a fantasy but if anyone looking to do some stuff in my house they more then welcome 
Paid in kind? No thanks dont offer sexual favours for work done in house "
if you ever need anything done pm me  |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"If he comes to fix my boiler id be game  What's wrong with your boiler
Bloody gas boiler broke since last yr 
Last year??! U mustn’t feel the cold?!"
Absoulty freezing bought a few plug in radiators..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I worked with a plumber, only for a week or so but he swore blind some of his customers paid in 'other ways' and one in particular was proper naughty.
Safe to say I honestly didn't believe him. All talk me thinks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have role played this scenario which was something we would definitely suggest trying. Laid underneath the sink and suddenly looking up to find my partner stood over me with no underwear touching herself. Needless to say it wasn’t long until there was an actual leak  |
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"Grants available for new boiler with controls, up to €1200 , think about a new one before repairing an old inefficient one , "
I thought they got rid of the oil/gas upgrade grants. Controls grants are still available and heat pump grants too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grants available for new boiler with controls, up to €1200 , think about a new one before repairing an old inefficient one ,
I thought they got rid of the oil/gas upgrade grants. Controls grants are still available and heat pump grants too. "
I just need a sexy plumber lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I recently threw a party at mine. We had over 30 guests at this party. One of the guests broke the toilet and the bathroom got flooded in the mellee that followed. I was really worried as we tried everything to stop it. I even toiled with the idea about phoning my own plumber but it was 4am and their were naked d*unken fabbers everywhere.
I then remembered that whilst out dogging a few months previously myself and my Lady had played with a guy called the Horny Plumber. He was on Fab. I went onto Fab and sure enough he was online.. I contacted him and told him my dilemma. He arrived shortly after and fixed the problem much to my relief.. As payment (, this is the good part) 3 ladies in the party paid him in kind for his services while we all watched. He stayed for 2 hrs and left fully satisfied.
Toilet fixed.. Ladies satisfied.. Plumber satisfied.. It was indeed a Happy Ending for all..
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I recently threw a party at mine. We had over 30 guests at this party. One of the guests broke the toilet and the bathroom got flooded in the mellee that followed. I was really worried as we tried everything to stop it. I even toiled with the idea about phoning my own plumber but it was 4am and their were naked d*unken fabbers everywhere.
I then remembered that whilst out dogging a few months previously myself and my Lady had played with a guy called the Horny Plumber. He was on Fab. I went onto Fab and sure enough he was online.. I contacted him and told him my dilemma. He arrived shortly after and fixed the problem much to my relief.. As payment (, this is the good part) 3 ladies in the party paid him in kind for his services while we all watched. He stayed for 2 hrs and left fully satisfied.
Toilet fixed.. Ladies satisfied.. Plumber satisfied.. It was indeed a Happy Ending for all..
XX "
That was classy..lol |
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