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Riddles....let's have some fun
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 filthy hobbit.. | |||
"What has he got in his pocketses? filthy hobbit.. "
My precious | |||
"I go in hard i cum out soft, you blow me hard... what am i.." Chewing gum  | |||
"I go in hard i cum out soft, you blow me hard... what am i.. Chewing gum "Lol, that went completely over my head! | |||
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"I see the ocean but I don't see any water What am I looking at? Tina "The moon! | |||
"I see the ocean but I don't see any water What am I looking at? Tina
The moon!"Nope | |||
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"What will go up a chimney down but won’t come down a chimney up?" umbrella  | |||
"When I'm young I'm tall When I'm old I'm short When I'm alive I glow Because of your breath I die What am I?" candle | |||
"What is more powerful than God More eviler than the devil The rich need it And the poor has it What it is " Trump | |||
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"What is more powerful than God More eviler than the devil The rich need it And the poor has it What it is Trump "Nothing | |||
"What is more powerful than God More eviler than the devil The rich need it And the poor has it What it is Trump
Nothing"mmm smart ass | |||
"What is more powerful than God More eviler than the devil The rich need it And the poor has it What it is Trump
Nothing
mmm smart ass " | |||
"What is more powerful than God More eviler than the devil The rich need it And the poor has it What it is Trump
Nothing" | |||
"What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 in the evening?" Humans. We crawl when we are babies. Walk then. And use a walking stick when we are old | |||
If he'd opened what's beside him a minute ago
he most likely would be alive...
What's beside him??  | |||
"A man lies dead outside
If he'd opened what's beside him a minute ago
he most likely would be alive...
What's beside him?? "A door?? | |||
fits snugly between breasts
slides neatly into a hole
chokes people when used incorrectly
and works well when jerked? | |||
"What is more powerful than God More eviler than the devil The rich need it And the poor has it What it is " Nothing | |||
"What is more powerful than God More eviler than the devil The rich need it And the poor has it What it is Nothing " Nah, it was trump | |||
" What gets longer if pulled
fits snugly between breasts
slides neatly into a hole
chokes people when used incorrectly
and works well when jerked? "A seat belt? | |||
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" What gets longer if pulled
fits snugly between breasts
slides neatly into a hole
chokes people when used incorrectly
and works well when jerked?
A seat belt?"-------------- 5 euro for the busty lady with the "low cut top"
Well done!! | |||
I can cause some pain.
I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to
I also ask you to spit | |||
"When I go in
I can cause some pain.
I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to
I also ask you to spit "A dentist! | |||
"When I go in
I can cause some pain.
I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to
I also ask you to spit
A dentist! "----------- You da man!! | |||
Sometimes, giant balls hang from me
and I’m known as a big swinger 
What am I?? | |||
" I help with big erections
Sometimes, giant balls hang from me
and I’m known as a big swinger
What am I??"Wrecking ball?? Tower crane.. | |||
" I help with big erections
Sometimes, giant balls hang from me
and I’m known as a big swinger
What am I??
Wrecking ball?? Tower crane.."------------------- 2 outta 3's not bad
Now remember this one..?
"A man lies dead outside
If he'd opened what's beside him a minute ago
he most likely would be alive...
What's beside him??"
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" I help with big erections
Sometimes, giant balls hang from me
and I’m known as a big swinger
What am I??
Wrecking ball?? Tower crane..
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2 outta 3's not bad
Now remember this one..?
"A man lies dead outside
If he'd opened what's beside him a minute ago
he most likely would be alive...
What's beside him??"
"Not a clue...a door? | |||
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"I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?" ....Nose!  | |||
"I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?....Nose! "Yip x | |||
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"The maker doesnt want me The buyer doesnt use me And the user doesnt see me" Coffin. | |||
"What has a bed but doesnt sleep and a mouth but never eats" River | |||
"What has a bed but doesnt sleep and a mouth but never eats" What tastes better than it smells | |||
"What has a bed but doesnt sleep and a mouth but never eats What tastes better than it smells" Your tongue. | |||
"What a round as an apple shaped like a pear split in the middle and covered with hair "does anyone know the answer to this | |||
"What a round as an apple shaped like a pear split in the middle and covered with hair does anyone know the answer to this"Eye. | |||
"What a round as an apple shaped like a pear split in the middle and covered with hair does anyone know the answer to this"eye, i do | |||
"What a round as an apple shaped like a pear split in the middle and covered with hair does anyone know the answer to this Eye. "Fast on the search button too, your full of surprises | |||
"What a round as an apple shaped like a pear split in the middle and covered with hair does anyone know the answer to this Eye.
Fast on the search button too, your full of surprises "I think you have secret feelings for me. | |||
"I see the ocean but I don't see any water What am I looking at? Tina "A map? | |||
"The maker doesnt want me The buyer doesnt use me And the user doesnt see me" A coffin! | |||
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"Parachute " ----------- Fiver to the woman with the exquisite white undies! | |||
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"A man is driving down the road with no lights on, the moon isn't out, ahead of him a woman crossed the road, fortunately he braked and stopped before hitting her... How did he see her" It's day time. | |||
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"A cowboy rides into town on Friday waits 3 days and ride out again on Friday " The horse is called Friday? | |||
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"What has roads but has no cars has Rivers but has no water has trees but has no leafs" maps | |||
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"What has hands but cant clap?" Clock | |||
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"On an island there is two fathers and two sons and a single palm tree with 3 coconuts ! How many would you give each person? " Would it be 1 and a half each as in each person is both a father and a son | |||
"I have keys but no locks. I have a space but no room. You can enter but cant go outside. What am i?" A computer | |||
"On an island there is two fathers and two sons and a single palm tree with 3 coconuts ! How many would you give each person? " There are 3 people on the island - grandfather father and son.so each get a coconut | |||
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" What's small, red and hard??? "A small red stone | |||
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"I have keys but no locks. I have a space but no room. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I?" Keyboard | |||
