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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you woke up as a member of the opposite sex...
After the screaming and hissy fits, i would insert a tampon into my vagina, and wait to see if i forget its up there   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lie in bed with my hangover wanking furiously. Then meander downstairs at lunchtime and demand food, asking her if she can't keep those bloody kids quieter. Roll my eyes to heaven and go off to the pub when she starts sulking and wonder with my mates why women are so fucking hard to please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lie in bed with my hangover wanking furiously. Then meander downstairs at lunchtime and demand food, asking her if she can't keep those bloody kids quieter. Roll my eyes to heaven and go off to the pub when she starts sulking and wonder with my mates why women are so fucking hard to please. "
Haha haha I was just about to say that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Id go shopping for bread, and come back with 6 pair of shoes, and ten bottles of nail varnish, a different colour for each fucking finger  "because im worth it' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you woke up as a member of the opposite sex...
After the screaming and hissy fits, i would insert a tampon into my vagina, and wait to see if i forget its up there "
Join fab and work my way thru all the hot women on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roll home later from the pub. Wonder what the hell she's been doing all day because the house is a tip and my dinner isn't ready. Go to bed later, she rolls over and refuses to have sex. Wonder what I ever did to deserve such a frigid cow, log onto fab for a good wank and complain about my sexless marriage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Roll home later from the pub. Wonder what the hell she's been doing all day because the house is a tip and my dinner isn't ready. Go to bed later, she rolls over and refuses to have sex. Wonder what I ever did to deserve such a frigid cow, log onto fab for a good wank and complain about my sexless marriage. "
She might not be frigid she might just have a headache you selfish pig lol |
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"Lie in bed and play with my cock all day to see what it's like
Ah sure look, I'll drop over and you can play with mine. I'm nice like that ah thank your to good to me  "
I have an idea how you can thank me too, and it'll suit both of us! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I scratch my ass. Wear my pants loose just to give everyone a view of my crack. I'll come home have dinner and then sit on the toilet for an hour just to avoid the wash up. I'd then sit on my phone for the evening pretending I don't hear the kids fighting. Then off to bed b4 the wife for a quick wank and throw my sticky tissue n the floor for her to clean up in the morning. |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
Start complaining about
Cock pics
Too much mail
Having to reply to mail
Men starting threads
Cock pics
Men not getting meets
Wanna fuk mails
Hi mails
All males
Cock pics
No oral
Too much oral
Sligo
Cocks too big
Cock pics
Cocks too small
Etc
Etc
Etc
Cock pics
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Start complaining about
Cock pics
Too much mail
Having to reply to mail
Men starting threads
Cock pics
Men not getting meets
Wanna fuk mails
Hi mails
All males
Cock pics
No oral
Too much oral
Sligo
Cocks too big
Cock pics
Cocks too small
Etc
Etc
Etc
Cock pics
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go down to the local
Get mouldy d*unk
Wake up few hrs laters with a horn turn on fab
Write a update who want to blow me
Send a few fuck me mails saying so horny suck my big hard cock
When no women willing to particapte
Send them mails saying they stuck bitches and post on forums with posts like time wastors |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go down to the local
Get mouldy d*unk
Wake up few hrs laters with a horn turn on fab
Write a update who want to blow me
Send a few fuck me mails saying so horny suck my big hard cock
When no women willing to particapte
Send them mails saying they stuck bitches and post on forums with posts like time wastors "
You left out a few wanks in between |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go down to the local
Get mouldy d*unk
Wake up few hrs laters with a horn turn on fab
Write a update who want to blow me
Send a few fuck me mails saying so horny suck my big hard cock
When no women willing to particapte
Send them mails saying they stuck bitches and post on forums with posts like time wastors "
Are you sure you're not really a man hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go down to the local
Get mouldy d*unk
Wake up few hrs laters with a horn turn on fab
Write a update who want to blow me
Send a few fuck me mails saying so horny suck my big hard cock
When no women willing to particapte
Send them mails saying they stuck bitches and post on forums with posts like time wastors "
No reply = Not interested, when will you blokes ever get it |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Go down to the local
Get mouldy d*unk
Wake up few hrs laters with a horn turn on fab
Write a update who want to blow me
Send a few fuck me mails saying so horny suck my big hard cock
When no women willing to particapte
Send them mails saying they stuck bitches and post on forums with posts like time wastors "
Do you have a dose of the BBD??
(Blue Ball Disease)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go down to the local
Get mouldy d*unk
Wake up few hrs laters with a horn turn on fab
Write a update who want to blow me
Send a few fuck me mails saying so horny suck my big hard cock
When no women willing to particapte
Send them mails saying they stuck bitches and post on forums with posts like time wastors
No reply = Not interested, when will you blokes ever get it "
Hahahaha |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
First I go and pee standing, leave the toilet seat up, go back to bed, pull that foreskin, play with tge balls and have a wank. Then get into the car reverse all the way down my boreen to see if it's any easier and finally watch football to find out what it's all about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First I go and pee standing, leave the toilet seat up, go back to bed, pull that foreskin, play with tge balls and have a wank. Then get into the car reverse all the way down my boreen to see if it's any easier and finally watch football to find out what it's all about. "
The women are on fire today on this thread, in stitches here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would pull myself till my cock is raw, get someone to deep throat me, and be a guy sit on my hole and do nothing lol "
I'd have to stock up on paracetamol for all the headaches I know I'm gonna get |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would pull myself till my cock is raw, get someone to deep throat me, and be a guy sit on my hole and do nothing lol
I'd have to stock up on paracetamol for all the headaches I know I'm gonna get "
Sex helps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would pull myself till my cock is raw, get someone to deep throat me, and be a guy sit on my hole and do nothing lol
I'd have to stock up on paracetamol for all the headaches I know I'm gonna get
Sex helps "
Is that an offer lol kidding x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roll home later from the pub. Wonder what the hell she's been doing all day because the house is a tip and my dinner isn't ready. Go to bed later, she rolls over and refuses to have sex. Wonder what I ever did to deserve such a frigid cow, log onto fab for a good wank and complain about my sexless marriage.
She might not be frigid she might just have a headache you selfish pig lol"
it might not be a headache perhaps she's wore out after a fab meet with somebody from
Fab |
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