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Anyone got any funny or embarrassing meet or message stories from fab? .. Obviously not mentioning names but be great for a laugh... Gonna start off with... this one time we were asked for face pics... This couple sent theirs... Turned out to he a guy in the front of his car with his wife... Bit of a doll she was too... A blow up doll pmsl..  |
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"Anyone got any funny or embarrassing meet or message stories from fab? .. Obviously not mentioning names but be great for a laugh... Gonna start off with... this one time we were asked for face pics... This couple sent theirs... Turned out to he a guy in the front of his car with his wife... Bit of a doll she was too... A blow up doll pmsl.. "
Oh I do hope you didn't burst his bubble and force him to have a single profile  |
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"Anyone got any funny or embarrassing meet or message stories from fab? .. Obviously not mentioning names but be great for a laugh... Gonna start off with... this one time we were asked for face pics... This couple sent theirs... Turned out to he a guy in the front of his car with his wife... Bit of a doll she was too... A blow up doll pmsl..
Oh I do hope you didn't burst his bubble and force him to have a single profile "
Gosh no... She was a beaut... Better head of hair than mine... He he he |
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"Anyone got any funny or embarrassing meet or message stories from fab? .. Obviously not mentioning names but be great for a laugh... Gonna start off with... this one time we were asked for face pics... This couple sent theirs... Turned out to he a guy in the front of his car with his wife... Bit of a doll she was too... A blow up doll pmsl..
Oh I do hope you didn't burst his bubble and force him to have a single profile
Gosh no... She was a beaut... Better head of hair than mine... He he he "
Probably very flexible too |
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"Anyone got any funny or embarrassing meet or message stories from fab? .. Obviously not mentioning names but be great for a laugh... Gonna start off with... this one time we were asked for face pics... This couple sent theirs... Turned out to he a guy in the front of his car with his wife... Bit of a doll she was too... A blow up doll pmsl.. "
I think i met that couple, the lady was crying throughout most of the meet, i was convinced she was developing feelings for me, until i realised she just needed to be cleaned out |
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"Anyone got any funny or embarrassing meet or message stories from fab? .. Obviously not mentioning names but be great for a laugh... Gonna start off with... this one time we were asked for face pics... This couple sent theirs... Turned out to he a guy in the front of his car with his wife... Bit of a doll she was too... A blow up doll pmsl..
I think i met that couple, the lady was crying throughout most of the meet, i was convinced she was developing feelings for me, until i realised she just needed to be cleaned out "
Hahahaha... Probably fake tears too |
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"Anyone got any funny or embarrassing meet or message stories from fab? .. Obviously not mentioning names but be great for a laugh... Gonna start off with... this one time we were asked for face pics... This couple sent theirs... Turned out to he a guy in the front of his car with his wife... Bit of a doll she was too... A blow up doll pmsl..
I think i met that couple, the lady was crying throughout most of the meet, i was convinced she was developing feelings for me, until i realised she just needed to be cleaned out "
Hahaha im crying at that  |
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"I couldn’t possibly comment on an open forum. It’s hilarious for others but extremely embarrassing for myself! We live and learn  "
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I met a girl once she was married
Her husband was in england working
Anyway she asks me while we were havng sex in her living room would it turn me on to pur a porn vid on her big tv
I said yes
So she starts to put one on and phone rings its him
The porno starts and the volume on tv is full blast
I cant find remote to turn it down in case he hears it
So i had to lift the cushions off sofa and hold them over the speakers to muffle the cum noises while i was naked
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"I met a girl once she was married
Her husband was in england working
Anyway she asks me while we were havng sex in her living room would it turn me on to pur a porn vid on her big tv
I said yes
So she starts to put one on and phone rings its him
The porno starts and the volume on tv is full blast
I cant find remote to turn it down in case he hears it
So i had to lift the cushions off sofa and hold them over the speakers to muffle the cum noises while i was naked
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Hahaha hahaha... This is gold lol |
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Another time we had a couple over... We were all getting down to the deed.. everyone naked... She legged it out of our house completely naked mid ride and hopped into her car... If our neighbours didn't know we were swingers... They do now... They called back the next day to collect a mobile phone and one shoe Funniest thing ever... |
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"Another time we had a couple over... We were all getting down to the deed.. everyone naked... She legged it out of our house completely naked mid ride and hopped into her car... If our neighbours didn't know we were swingers... They do now... They called back the next day to collect a mobile phone and one shoe Funniest thing ever..."
by any chance was it a glass slipper she left behind and ran out as the clock struck 12. |
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"Another time we had a couple over... We were all getting down to the deed.. everyone naked... She legged it out of our house completely naked mid ride and hopped into her car... If our neighbours didn't know we were swingers... They do now... They called back the next day to collect a mobile phone and one shoe Funniest thing ever..."
Ha. Why did she do that? |
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"Another time we had a couple over... We were all getting down to the deed.. everyone naked... She legged it out of our house completely naked mid ride and hopped into her car... If our neighbours didn't know we were swingers... They do now... They called back the next day to collect a mobile phone and one shoe Funniest thing ever...
by any chance was it a glass slipper she left behind and ran out as the clock struck 12. "
Yup and it only fitted her foot and her carriage had a strange magical charm about it lol |
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When on as a couple before had a couple meet my partner at the time was given him a bj and he kept shouting at her to bite him i was having sex with his partner and at the moment of orgasm she wanted me to put my hands on her neck and squeeze until she went blue was not happy when i declined |
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"When on as a couple before had a couple meet my partner at the time was given him a bj and he kept shouting at her to bite him i was having sex with his partner and at the moment of orgasm she wanted me to put my hands on her neck and squeeze until she went blue was not happy when i declined"
Oh my.. That was a bit dangerous.. Lol |
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"Another time we had a couple over... We were all getting down to the deed.. everyone naked... She legged it out of our house completely naked mid ride and hopped into her car... If our neighbours didn't know we were swingers... They do now... They called back the next day to collect a mobile phone and one shoe Funniest thing ever...
by any chance was it a glass slipper she left behind and ran out as the clock struck 12. "
How did you know that?... he he he |
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"I couldn’t possibly comment on an open forum. It’s hilarious for others but extremely embarrassing for myself! We live and learn "
Dying to know he he |
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I put a butt plug in a lady during a meet. One with a fluffy tail.
Wouldn't you know, the fucker got stuck :-/
Tried to pull it out. Now I'm not a muscle man but I'm not like Mr muscle from the adds on TV.
It wouldn't budge.
Not one bit.
She said she would get it out.
So I thought OK it's not moving for me. So maybe she would be able to get out.
Off she went tugging and pulling until,
POP !!!!!!
OFF CAME THE TAIL and in went the plug.
Disappearing out of shite. Sorry site lol.
Fuckin nightmare situation.
Ended up in an A&E situation.
Not the best meet I've ever had and I guess she'd say the same.
Well she would if we still spoke lol  |
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"I put a butt plug in a lady during a meet. One with a fluffy tail.
Wouldn't you know, the fucker got stuck :-/
Tried to pull it out. Now I'm not a muscle man but I'm not like Mr muscle from the adds on TV.
It wouldn't budge.
Not one bit.
She said she would get it out.
So I thought OK it's not moving for me. So maybe she would be able to get out.
Off she went tugging and pulling until,
POP !!!!!!
OFF CAME THE TAIL and in went the plug.
Disappearing out of shite. Sorry site lol.
Fuckin nightmare situation.
Ended up in an A&E situation.
Not the best meet I've ever had and I guess she'd say the same.
Well she would if we still spoke lol "
Omg this is comedy gold... Excellent story... I hope they found the plug in the end... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I put a butt plug in a lady during a meet. One with a fluffy tail.
Wouldn't you know, the fucker got stuck :-/
Tried to pull it out. Now I'm not a muscle man but I'm not like Mr muscle from the adds on TV.
It wouldn't budge.
Not one bit.
She said she would get it out.
So I thought OK it's not moving for me. So maybe she would be able to get out.
Off she went tugging and pulling until,
POP !!!!!!
OFF CAME THE TAIL and in went the plug.
Disappearing out of shite. Sorry site lol.
Fuckin nightmare situation.
Ended up in an A&E situation.
Not the best meet I've ever had and I guess she'd say the same.
Well she would if we still spoke lol
Omg this is comedy gold... Excellent story... I hope they found the plug in the end... "
Love to have been working in that A&E the jokes  |
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"Another time we had a couple over... We were all getting down to the deed.. everyone naked... She legged it out of our house completely naked mid ride and hopped into her car... If our neighbours didn't know we were swingers... They do now... They called back the next day to collect a mobile phone and one shoe Funniest thing ever...
by any chance was it a glass slipper she left behind and ran out as the clock struck 12.
How did you know that?... he he he "
I was the fairy godfather who worked his nagic |
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Ended up in an A&E situation.
Not the best meet I've ever had and I guess she'd say the same.
Well she would if we still spoke lol
Omg this is comedy gold... Excellent story... I hope they found the plug in the end...
Love to have been working in that A&E the jokes "
I'd say she'd have been the butt of a few alright.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Ended up in an A&E situation.
Not the best meet I've ever had and I guess she'd say the same.
Well she would if we still spoke lol
Omg this is comedy gold... Excellent story... I hope they found the plug in the end...
Love to have been working in that A&E the jokes
I'd say she'd have been the butt of a few alright.
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"Another time we had a couple over... We were all getting down to the deed.. everyone naked... She legged it out of our house completely naked mid ride and hopped into her car... If our neighbours didn't know we were swingers... They do now... They called back the next day to collect a mobile phone and one shoe Funniest thing ever...
by any chance was it a glass slipper she left behind and ran out as the clock struck 12.
How did you know that?... he he he
I was the fairy godfather who worked his nagic "
Nagic that some new Harry Potter stuff lol |
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"Another time we had a couple over... We were all getting down to the deed.. everyone naked... She legged it out of our house completely naked mid ride and hopped into her car... If our neighbours didn't know we were swingers... They do now... They called back the next day to collect a mobile phone and one shoe Funniest thing ever...
by any chance was it a glass slipper she left behind and ran out as the clock struck 12.
How did you know that?... he he he
I was the fairy godfather who worked his nagic
Nagic that some new Harry Potter stuff lol "
Yeah he’s a bit older now, into some darker stuff |
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"Another time we had a couple over... We were all getting down to the deed.. everyone naked... She legged it out of our house completely naked mid ride and hopped into her car... If our neighbours didn't know we were swingers... They do now... They called back the next day to collect a mobile phone and one shoe Funniest thing ever...
by any chance was it a glass slipper she left behind and ran out as the clock struck 12.
How did you know that?... he he he
I was the fairy godfather who worked his nagic
Nagic that some new Harry Potter stuff lol
Yeah he’s a bit older now, into some darker stuff "
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"Another time we had a couple over... We were all getting down to the deed.. everyone naked... She legged it out of our house completely naked mid ride and hopped into her car... If our neighbours didn't know we were swingers... They do now... They called back the next day to collect a mobile phone and one shoe Funniest thing ever...
by any chance was it a glass slipper she left behind and ran out as the clock struck 12.
How did you know that?... he he he
I was the fairy godfather who worked his nagic
Nagic that some new Harry Potter stuff lol
Yeah he’s a bit older now, into some darker stuff
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Have you not heard of the new book, Harry Potter and the Dungeon of Debauchery where our 3 horny sorcerers enter the world of swinging. |
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