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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am just curious what is the laziest opening line you ever received.. Today I got one word it just said "Hun" but he did follow it up with another message soon after that just said the letter "T"
Like call me old fashioned but I need more than four letters to seduce me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't know.... he is on your mind.
He might be playing the long game.
I did get one that just said "suck?" Still not sure was I ment to be the sucker or suckee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know.... he is on your mind.
He might be playing the long game.
I did get one that just said "suck?" Still not sure was I ment to be the sucker or suckee"
I've had "bj" which is lazier. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't know.... he is on your mind.
He might be playing the long game.
I did get one that just said "suck?" Still not sure was I ment to be the sucker or suckee
I've had "bj" which is lazier."
OK you win hard to beat that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love a short message! I sometimes get essay's, like they're applying for a job,I nearly hired one before but he didn't attach any reference  but I do like the effort  "
He was applying for a blow job |
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"I'd love a short message! I sometimes get essay's, like they're applying for a job,I nearly hired one before but he didn't attach any reference but I do like the effort
He was applying for a blow job"
I put him on my short list  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd love a short message! I sometimes get essay's, like they're applying for a job,I nearly hired one before but he didn't attach any reference but I do like the effort
He was applying for a blow jobI put him on my short list "
Important to note that your lists are even graded..... Hmmmm |
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"I am just curious what is the laziest opening line you ever received.. Today I got one word it just said "Hun" but he did follow it up with another message soon after that just said the letter "T"
Like call me old fashioned but I need more than four letters to seduce me! "
Maybe he thought he was sending a telegram and was being charged by the letter?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes whats even worse than the 'Hi' messages are the Yoda ones.
One liners that make no grammatical sense ..
Feisty one you are "
Patience you must have my young padawan |
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"Subject: Hi
Hw r u
Would be a common enough message.
Got 'wanna fook' before from a Dublin couple. Appreciated the accent change in the text  "
Agreed "Hw r u" or "Wuu2?" then there is also the "u ok"
On reflection "u ok" takes some beating it don't even have the ? mark. |
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By *eys00Man
over a year ago
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"Subject: Hi
Hw r u
Would be a common enough message.
Got 'wanna fook' before from a Dublin couple. Appreciated the accent change in the text
Agreed "Hw r u" or "Wuu2?" then there is also the "u ok"
On reflection "u ok" takes some beating it don't even have the ? mark. "
It's a statement, they're telling you that you are okay. Just some friendly reassurance |
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"I am just curious what is the laziest opening line you ever received.. Today I got one word it just said "Hun" but he did follow it up with another message soon after that just said the letter "T"
Like call me old fashioned but I need more than four letters to seduce me! "
Feeling we git messages of the same person ... i asked him if he needed help wuth the alphabet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dtf that was it
What does it dtf stand for?
It means Down to Fuck
Next summer I am looking for a man who is DTFT.. Down to Foot Turf"
I love footing turf, only when there is a good breeze though. |
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"Dtf that was it
What does it dtf stand for?
It means Down to Fuck
Next summer I am looking for a man who is DTFT.. Down to Foot Turf
I love footing turf, only when there is a good breeze though.
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The midgies are a hoor!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dtf that was it
What does it dtf stand for?
It means Down to Fuck
Next summer I am looking for a man who is DTFT.. Down to Foot Turf
I love footing turf, only when there is a good breeze though.
The midgies are a hoor!
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And the horseflies are worse. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dtf that was it
What does it dtf stand for?
It means Down to Fuck
Next summer I am looking for a man who is DTFT.. Down to Foot Turf
I love footing turf, only when there is a good breeze though. "
Expect a message from me early May 2019 I have plenty of turf for footing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dtf that was it
What does it dtf stand for?
It means Down to Fuck
Next summer I am looking for a man who is DTFT.. Down to Foot Turf
I love footing turf, only when there is a good breeze though.
Expect a message from me early May 2019 I have plenty of turf for footing"
No problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dtf that was it
What does it dtf stand for?
It means Down to Fuck
Next summer I am looking for a man who is DTFT.. Down to Foot Turf
I love footing turf, only when there is a good breeze though.
Expect a message from me early May 2019 I have plenty of turf for footing
No problem "
Tits n Turf... a real dynamite combination.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am just curious what is the laziest opening line you ever received.. Today I got one word it just said "Hun" but he did follow it up with another message soon after that just said the letter "T"
Like call me old fashioned but I need more than four letters to seduce me! "
Subject is h
Full message hi
How do I control myself I wonder why |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just got a
"how's you both"
Maybe he asking about both my boobs or both my bum cheeks or both my arms or both my legs
Or maybe he should of looked at my profile before he sent the message lol |
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"I just got a
"how's you both"
Maybe he asking about both my boobs or both my bum cheeks or both my arms or both my legs
Or maybe he should of looked at my profile before he sent the message lol"
Maybe he thought you were a sailor?
Spelling can be hit and miss here at times  |
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"I am just curious what is the laziest opening line you ever received.. Today I got one word it just said "Hun" but he did follow it up with another message soon after that just said the letter "T"
Like call me old fashioned but I need more than four letters to seduce me!
Subject is h
Full message hi
How do I control myself I wonder why "
Ah, poetry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just got a
"how's you both"
Maybe he asking about both my boobs or both my bum cheeks or both my arms or both my legs
Or maybe he should of looked at my profile before he sent the message lol
Maybe he thought you were a sailor?
Spelling can be hit and miss here at times "
It was a copy and paste message lol
The laziest message to get no matter how long it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Copy and paste for me too...hi, I’m free right now if you want to fuck me.
Right love,I’ll just teleport myself to Kerry from Dublin and I’ll see you in a few |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
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"Copy and paste for me too...hi, I’m free right now if you want to fuck me.
Right love,I’ll just teleport myself to Kerry from Dublin and I’ll see you in a few "
Damn how about the same request only carlow not as far  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Copy and paste for me too...hi, I’m free right now if you want to fuck me.
Right love,I’ll just teleport myself to Kerry from Dublin and I’ll see you in a few
Damn how about the same request only carlow not as far "
I’m on my way |
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"I am just curious what is the laziest opening line you ever received.. Today I got one word it just said "Hun" but he did follow it up with another message soon after that just said the letter "T"
Like call me old fashioned but I need more than four letters to seduce me! "
Well if his lazyness in his writing is followed up by the same attitude in the bedroom it doesnt bode well!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I am just curious what is the laziest opening line you ever received.. Today I got one word it just said "Hun" but he did follow it up with another message soon after that just said the letter "T"
Like call me old fashioned but I need more than four letters to seduce me!
Well if his lazyness in his writing is followed up by the same attitude in the bedroom it doesnt bode well!!!"
Exactly sure I even have this in my profile.... "Messaging me "hey what's up" or "wanna fuck" will not get my panties damp anytime soon. Text speech is my pet hate in life. If you are that lazy using text speech to seduce me it's going to be non runner |
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"I am just curious what is the laziest opening line you ever received.. Today I got one word it just said "Hun" but he did follow it up with another message soon after that just said the letter "T"
Like call me old fashioned but I need more than four letters to seduce me!
Well if his lazyness in his writing is followed up by the same attitude in the bedroom it doesnt bode well!!!
Exactly sure I even have this in my profile.... "Messaging me "hey what's up" or "wanna fuck" will not get my panties damp anytime soon. Text speech is my pet hate in life. If you are that lazy using text speech to seduce me it's going to be non runner "
Yeah im with you on text speak. I can look past a lol but the rest makes me bite my tounge a little and not in a good way. |
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