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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everyone felt ****ty
Even the mouse
Moms at the whorehouse
Dads smoking grass
I’ve just settled down
For a nice piece of arse
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my place
To see whats the matter
Then coming from town
I saw a big ****
I knew in a moment
It must be St Nick
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of Hell
I knew in a moment
The ****er had fell
He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber ****
For my brother, the queer
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
“**** on you all, have a
wonderful night” |
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