Lol someone was gonna do it 
Small cock tattoo
A guy was getting married and decided to tattoo his wife's name, Wendy, on his penis. When it was erect, her name was on it, but when it wasn't, it only said "wy"
So they get married and go on their honeymoon to Jamaica. On the last day, the newlyweds go to a nude beach. The guy goes to the bar there and sees the bartender - nude as well - with a tattoo on his flaccid dick that also says "WY." He says to the bartender, "is your wife's name also Wendy? I see your dick is tattooed." Bartender says "no mon, my dick says 'Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day,' mon."
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"Lol someone was gonna do it
Small cock tattoo
A guy was getting married and decided to tattoo his wife's name, Wendy, on his penis. When it was erect, her name was on it, but when it wasn't, it only said "wy"
So they get married and go on their honeymoon to Jamaica. On the last day, the newlyweds go to a nude beach. The guy goes to the bar there and sees the bartender - nude as well - with a tattoo on his flaccid dick that also says "WY." He says to the bartender, "is your wife's name also Wendy? I see your dick is tattooed." Bartender says "no mon, my dick says 'Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day,' mon."
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"Lol someone was gonna do it
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A guy was getting married and decided to tattoo his wife's name, Wendy, on his penis. When it was erect, her name was on it, but when it wasn't, it only said "wy"
The way I heard it was a guy from
So they get married and go on their honeymoon to Jamaica. On the last day, the newlyweds go to a nude beach. The guy goes to the bar there and sees the bartender - nude as well - with a tattoo on his flaccid dick that also says "WY." He says to the bartender, "is your wife's name also Wendy? I see your dick is tattooed." Bartender says "no mon, my dick says 'Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day,' mon."
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The way I heard it was a guy from Cork emigrating to the U.S. ended up stood next to a guy with NY on his cock. He asks him if he's from New York and the second guy tells him he's from Newtown Mount Kennedy  |
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