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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Random convo today in chat room about using vegetables, got me thinking... Weirdest/random objects inserted and where?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A friend was telling me about a plastic kitchen spatula in bum,she said her bf never even warned her ??,laughs about it now but she said at time she was so shocked she just went with it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sweeping brush handle up a man's ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I remember some years ago I inserted a penis into a lady now match that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sweeping brush handle up a man's ass

You absolute legend

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By *ensualandslow321Man over a year ago

Tullamore

"Sweeping brush handle up a man's ass

You absolute legend

The only man to sweep the floor and make coffee at the same time. Whoever said men can't multitask

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive done it with a girlfriend, where she was blindfolded, and would have to guess what i was inserting into her, hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sweeping brush handle up a man's ass

You absolute legend

The only man to sweep the floor and make coffee at the same time. Whoever said men can't multitask

Woman i believe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ive done it with a girlfriend, where she was blindfolded, and would have to guess what i was inserting into her, hot

Yes thats fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toothbrush up an ex girlfriend many years ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Toothbrush up an ex girlfriend many years ago"

With toothpaste?

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By *ensualandslow321Man over a year ago

Tullamore

"Sweeping brush handle up a man's ass

You absolute legend

The only man to sweep the floor and make coffee at the same time. Whoever said men can't multitask

Woman i believe

Ye know everything and rule the world

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan over a year ago

Waterford

A girl in college had a trip to A&E because she used a glass bottle to masturbate and the suction became so strong she could not remove it.

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By *atrick SmithMan over a year ago

Dublin

Remote control in ladies pussy, it was the nearest thing available. She love the rubber buttons as it went in and out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sweeping brush handle up a man's ass

You absolute legend

The only man to sweep the floor and make coffee at the same time. Whoever said men can't multitask

Woman i believe

Ye know everything and rule the world

We do indeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Random convo today in chat room about using vegetables, got me thinking... Weirdest/random objects inserted and where? "

Gear stick of a truck ???????? classy I know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have used vegetables and wine bottles on an ex!

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By *ack4goodMan over a year ago

Ballina

Loop the loop ice cream she loved it and we both enjoyed it after

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By *hemcicalMan over a year ago

Lisburn

Her Nokia 3310. Set to vibrate. Still got a signal when I rang it.

Bottle of sparkling wine, full.

Bottle of sparkling wine, empty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Her Nokia 3310. Set to vibrate. Still got a signal when I rang it.

Bottle of sparkling wine, full.

Bottle of sparkling wine, empty. "

Full or empty surely its still the same size

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By *hemcicalMan over a year ago

Lisburn

"Her Nokia 3310. Set to vibrate. Still got a signal when I rang it.

Bottle of sparkling wine, full.

Bottle of sparkling wine, empty.

Full or empty surely its still the same size

Lol, yes, but using it while full creates a build up of pressure and then pull it out to spray the bubbly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An ER doc told me that he regularly sees people coming in with ‘lost’ implements in their bums.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More of the same here with an ex I inserted long neck beer bottles wine bottle deodorant cans some veg too carrots and the classic cucumber which I eat too hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Her Nokia 3310. Set to vibrate. Still got a signal when I rang it.

Bottle of sparkling wine, full.

Bottle of sparkling wine, empty. "

Was it full going in and empty coming out

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By *ingerrrrWoman over a year ago

Meath

"Toothbrush up an ex girlfriend many years ago

With toothpaste?

Brush end or handle