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"You should have dodge, duck, dip dive and dodged." will you scratch my arse please | |||
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"Well hello you " that was fucking amazing | |||
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"It was not me " you and your fantasies james | |||
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"How did we get caught " Well, i guess we were overheard | |||
"How did we get caught Well, i guess we were overheard " At least we will be banged up together | |||
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"Told ya not to do it " We could do time together | |||
"Told ya not to do it We could do time together " I hear there is some yummy talent where we going too | |||
"Told ya not to do it We could do time together I hear there is some yummy talent where we going too " I like the older talent | |||
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"Some explaining to do in work tomorrow" your dripping on the seat steph | |||
"Some explaining to do in work tomorrow your dripping on the seat steph " those boxers should be off | |||
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"Please dont hit me again officer.." i take it this is not your first time in the back of a squad car madhatter | |||
"Please dont hit me again officer.. i take it this is not your first time in the back of a squad car madhatter " | |||
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"You should have dodge, duck, dip dive and dodged. will you scratch my arse please " Ha ha love it | |||
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"Should I consider this good or bad luck? " . Eh are you Muslim all I can see is your eyes | |||
"Should I consider this good or bad luck? . Eh are you Muslim all I can see is your eyes " Officer, we both are sleepwalkers We have no idea where we are and what happened | |||
"You should have dodge, duck, dip dive and dodged. will you scratch my arse please " I will bend over officer lol | |||
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"Your in the back of a garda car with the poster above you. Both of you are handcuffed. What would you say to them?" Offier can you stop the car I need a pee and can you help me please lol | |||
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"Officer please use that truncen for the use it was designed for.." spread um | |||
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"Whats the difference between a 69 and a cop with a speed camera... at least with the 69 you can see the c--t behind the bush" | |||
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"And you said streaking in Waterford was risk free??!!" Told ya you’d poke someone’s eye out with that!!! Now look where we are | |||
"And you said streaking in Waterford was risk free??!! Told ya you’d poke someone’s eye out with that!!! Now look where we are" told you it was a bad idea to flash | |||