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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So best chat up lines going......
Me: You remind me of my big toe.....
Woman: What!!!! WHY!!
Me: ‘Cos I’m going to bang you on my coffee table later
Woman: (blank expression thinking about what my toe had to do with it, followed by a little smile) I’m married....
Me: I guess it will have to be your coffee table
Woman: mmmmm maybe someday.
Me: Here’s my card....
Woman: Smirks and walks away....Bye!!
So any one have any chat up lines that work?? I’m an awful messer when I’m out and sure what’s the worse a lady can tell you....NO!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me: You remind me of my big toe.....
Woman: F**k off
end of conversation 
Never used a chat up line in my life, my infectious personality and long eyelashes do the work for me  "
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