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"So share your strangest offer or request received her on Fab
This should be funny "
I have one guy asks me to cut his hair ? I am not a hairdresser said he would pay me £100 lol what’s that all about ?  |
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"So share your strangest offer or request received her on Fab
This should be funny I have one guy asks me to cut his hair ? I am not a hairdresser said he would pay me £100 lol what’s that all about ? "
That’s fucked up |
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"So share your strangest offer or request received her on Fab
This should be funny I have one guy asks me to cut his hair ? I am not a hairdresser said he would pay me £100 lol what’s that all about ?
That’s fucked up"
I know his hair would be when I finished lol |
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I was asked by a woman to leave the door open, be in the kneeling position, blindfolded , on the bed for her to come in and give my a good ol pegging, as she vibed with an over the strap on device till she came and then left |
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Where to start!
€1000 to fuck herself while I watch.
Offers to clean our house (and pay for the privilege of going it) No sexual contact at all.
Think the cleaning was the weirdest... get lots of more vanilla ones. Including people asking us to drive to them (3 hours +) because hes so good its worth it for her.
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"Where to start!
€1000 to fuck herself while I watch.
Offers to clean our house (and pay for the privilege of going it) No sexual contact at all.
Think the cleaning was the weirdest... get lots of more vanilla ones. Including people asking us to drive to them (3 hours +) because hes so good its worth it for her.
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If anyone would like to pay to clean my house I would be more than happy to accomodate  |
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"Where to start!
€1000 to fuck herself while I watch.
Offers to clean our house (and pay for the privilege of going it) No sexual contact at all.
Think the cleaning was the weirdest... get lots of more vanilla ones. Including people asking us to drive to them (3 hours +) because hes so good its worth it for her.
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Pay me to clean my house, I can handle that!!!!!! |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Out of the blue got a text from a lady to ask if i wanted to meet for a coffee like wtf 
Shush taught you would keep that private 
Good to know that not all the weirdos on Fab are guys  "
Nope wimmin are weird to |
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To meet someone in the local forest and he would give me a bottle of lidl vodka or if I met someone in tesco to verify them they would buy me a bag of cans |
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"To meet someone in the local forest and he would give me a bottle of lidl vodka or if I met someone in tesco to verify them they would buy me a bag of cans "
Cans of your choosing though? That would be a deal breaker for me |
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"To meet someone in the local forest and he would give me a bottle of lidl vodka or if I met someone in tesco to verify them they would buy me a bag of cans
Cans of your choosing though? That would be a deal breaker for me "
Nope tesco value I thought I was worth more tbh  |
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"To meet someone in the local forest and he would give me a bottle of lidl vodka or if I met someone in tesco to verify them they would buy me a bag of cans
Cans of your choosing though? That would be a deal breaker for me
Nope tesco value I thought I was worth more tbh "
How about 6 bottles of craft beer  |
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"A guy asked me if I had a pay as you go phone and if so he would buy me credit so I could call him and laugh down the phone at his tiny penis. "
If its bill pay then I expect a better quality of insult for the little fella |
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"To meet someone in the local forest and he would give me a bottle of lidl vodka or if I met someone in tesco to verify them they would buy me a bag of cans "
take the cans lol |
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"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently. "
I got a request to fuck a sister too. I didn't reply so failed to get more information. |
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"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently. "
It's not unusual for a guy to ask you to fuck his sister what place is that and I'll make sure to take a detour around it ha.
That's fucking strange and disgusting. The guy is obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic, and it looks like if may run in the family!
Fucking hell lol |
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"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently.
It's not unusual for a guy to ask you to fuck his sister what place is that and I'll make sure to take a detour around it ha.
That's fucking strange and disgusting. The guy is obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic, and it looks like if may run in the family!
Fucking hell lol"
Lol, I've had plenty of them over the years.  |
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"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently.
It's not unusual for a guy to ask you to fuck his sister what place is that and I'll make sure to take a detour around it ha.
That's fucking strange and disgusting. The guy is obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic, and it looks like if may run in the family!
Fucking hell lol"
That’s quite a character description there ... one for a CV |
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I’m reading through the thread and i don’t know if i should laugh or just expect it.
I suppose once no one gets hurt and there’s respect shown where’s the harm.????
I hope this thread keeps going- best thing i’ve read in a while.
"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently.
It's not unusual for a guy to ask you to fuck his sister what place is that and I'll make sure to take a detour around it ha.
That's fucking strange and disgusting. The guy is obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic, and it looks like if may run in the family!
Fucking hell lol
That’s quite a character description there ... one for a CV "
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"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently.
It's not unusual for a guy to ask you to fuck his sister what place is that and I'll make sure to take a detour around it ha.
That's fucking strange and disgusting. The guy is obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic, and it looks like if may run in the family!
Fucking hell lol
That’s quite a character description there ... one for a CV "
Ha, I don't think that guy makes it past his front gate, never mind gain meaningful employment!
I just have a vision of that character from Father Ted with the unibrow and 'I shot JR' T-shirt on him |
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"Where to start!
€1000 to fuck herself while I watch.
Offers to clean our house (and pay for the privilege of going it) No sexual contact at all.
Think the cleaning was the weirdest... get lots of more vanilla ones. Including people asking us to drive to them (3 hours +) because hes so good its worth it for her.
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1000 hat was your answer. Id have asked for 5ooo |
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"I was asked by a woman to leave the door open, be in the kneeling position, blindfolded , on the bed for her to come in and give my a good ol pegging, as she vibed with an over the strap on device till she came and then left "
You... um... don’t happen to still have her contact details by any chance? Lol. |
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"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently. "
I got the same .I imagine having Christmas dinner with that family would be interesting |
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"Asked would I like to watch a guy suck his own cock!!
NO THANKS....
I keep getting offers to go fuck myself...
That I would like to see lol  "
The highlight are the tears of loneliness and shame afterwards |
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"Asked would I like to watch a guy suck his own cock!!
NO THANKS....
I keep getting offers to go fuck myself...
That I would like to see lol
The highlight are the tears of loneliness and shame afterwards "
Aww... poor you!! |
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"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently.
Got the same message "
That's the same one I'm on about!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was asked to get my cock out and show her how I wank which wasn't strange
however now I am barred from Tescos nationwide "
that's because you didn't go to the selfservice isle cj |
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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago
the right side of the river |
"I got asked by a guy to fuck his sister recently. Now that's not particularly unusual but this guy wanted to watch. She's a total slut apparently. "
I got asked that as well ha ha. Small world.
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"Where to start!
€1000 to fuck herself while I watch.
Offers to clean our house (and pay for the privilege of going it) No sexual contact at all.
Think the cleaning was the weirdest... get lots of more vanilla ones. Including people asking us to drive to them (3 hours +) because hes so good its worth it for her.
If anyone would like to pay to clean my house I would be more than happy to accomodate "
Me to only it would have to be a good handy man with his tool box...lol |
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"A guy asked me if I had a pay as you go phone and if so he would buy me credit so I could call him and laugh down the phone at his tiny penis. "
Love it ha ha that made me laugh out loud x |
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"We regularly get messages from single guys,telling us they love our profile and then asking if we meet single guys "
Haha, the irony of their total stupidity and brass neck. |
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"Recently a guy asked me would i meet him to have sex in a stable, while his horse watched...
Christ,his horse was his cuck haha"
Lol oh God I am loving this thread I an getting a great laugh here ha ha. |
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"Recently a guy asked me would i meet him to have sex in a stable, while his horse watched...
Christ,his horse was his cuck haha
Got that one too "
Actually on a serious note I wonder what he is doing to those poor horses, sicko . He must of been just having a laugh I would think or no where to accommodate ... |
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"Recently a guy asked me would i meet him to have sex in a stable, while his horse watched...
Christ,his horse was his cuck haha
Got that one too
Actually on a serious note I wonder what he is doing to those poor horses, sicko . He must of been just having a laugh I would think or no where to accommodate ..."
You would hope it just that  |
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At a coffee meet in the midlands the girl asked me to give her 2 month old baby a bottle while she went to the bath room. She only met me five minutes earlier. |
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"Recently a guy asked me would i meet him to have sex in a stable, while his horse watched...
Christ,his horse was his cuck haha
Got that one too
Actually on a serious note I wonder what he is doing to those poor horses, sicko . He must of been just having a laugh I would think or no where to accommodate ...
You would hope it just that "
I am deffo not kinky enough bed sofa or rug in front of fire is my choice of place |
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I'm reminded of the Channel 4 documentary I watched years ago about the lads in the US who married ponies. They had a society of some sort and used various terms like "JTRH" and "NBR" to describe their brides.
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FUBAR was all I could think of |
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"I'm reminded of the Channel 4 documentary I watched years ago about the lads in the US who married ponies. They had a society of some sort and used various terms like "JTRH" and "NBR" to describe their brides.
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FUBAR was all I could think of "
What does FUBAR actually mean? The movie never says. |
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"I'm reminded of the Channel 4 documentary I watched years ago about the lads in the US who married ponies. They had a society of some sort and used various terms like "JTRH" and "NBR" to describe their brides.
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FUBAR was all I could think of
What does FUBAR actually mean? The movie never says. "
Fucked up beyond all recognition, from what I remember.
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The other two were just the right height and no bucket required. |
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"At a coffee meet in the midlands the girl asked me to give her 2 month old baby a bottle while she went to the bath room. She only met me five minutes earlier. "
Maybe she was looking for a daddy for the baby? |
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"At a coffee meet in the midlands the girl asked me to give her 2 month old baby a bottle while she went to the bath room. She only met me five minutes earlier.
Maybe she was looking for a daddy for the baby? "
The child looked nothing like me. Not a single tattoo. |
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"At a coffee meet in the midlands the girl asked me to give her 2 month old baby a bottle while she went to the bath room. She only met me five minutes earlier.
Maybe she was looking for a daddy for the baby?
The child looked nothing like me. Not a single tattoo. "
The hoor! |
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"At a coffee meet in the midlands the girl asked me to give her 2 month old baby a bottle while she went to the bath room. She only met me five minutes earlier.
Maybe she was looking for a daddy for the baby?
The child looked nothing like me. Not a single tattoo.
The hoor! "
She had a coffee with soy milk. That’s just wrong. |
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"A guy asked me if I had a pay as you go phone and if so he would buy me credit so I could call him and laugh down the phone at his tiny penis. "
...and if it were to be a regular thing with him would he have bought you a contract phone? |
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. I politely declined, so he asked me to meet him instead! Like wtf??? 
Watching someone sleep 
