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Siobhan your knickers your mother is cumming
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Soooooo I find the forum boring as fuck lately!! So how about any odd duuuurty sayings to give us a laugh
Rum to make you cum....
Gin to make you sin
Whiskey to make you frisky
Brandy to make you randy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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She would get up on a blade of grass in a stiff breeze....
I wouldn’t get off her for love ‘nor diamonds....
You’d need a bag of flour to find the wet spot....
She would suck you in and blow you out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sweaty Betty has a big bum
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum
Sweaty Betty boom boom boom...
It’s goes on but gets progressively more vulgar!! |
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"There once was a girl called McGill.
She used dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In south Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
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There was a young Fabber named "Bliss" 
Whose sex life was strangely amiss,
For even with his Miss Glasgow Venus 
His troublesome penis
Would never do better than
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Interesting read
Interesting is also 4 posts from women, the rest is from blokes. What does that tell us?  "
Women have shit imaginations?
Don't think I need to say this is the male here atm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Interesting read
Interesting is also 4 posts from women, the rest is from blokes. What does that tell us? "
That any forum post on Fab can lead to someone attempting a Gender war? |
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By *lowersMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"Interesting read
Interesting is also 4 posts from women, the rest is from blokes. What does that tell us?
Women have shit imaginations?
Don't think I need to say this is the male here atm "
No I think we got that mate lol. You should maybe think about getting the spare room ready for yourself |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Interesting read
Interesting is also 4 posts from women, the rest is from blokes. What does that tell us?
Women have shit imaginations?
Don't think I need to say this is the male here atm "
You're just easier to please, some vulgar words and you start pulling your foreskin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Interesting read
Interesting is also 4 posts from women, the rest is from blokes. What does that tell us?
Women have shit imaginations?
Don't think I need to say this is the male here atm
You're just easier to please, some vulgar words and you start pulling your foreskin "
Zimmer frames do it for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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.She would suck the Chrome Of a trailer hitch
.The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune
. Chrome The dome
And my life motto life is for living and sex is for fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She would get up on a blade of grass in a stiff breeze....
I wouldn’t get off her for love ‘nor diamonds....
You’d need a bag of flour to find the spot.... Funny one i heard was your that ugly i wudnt ride u into battle
She would suck you in and blow you out "
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