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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
Right lads...
Now, I know this has NEVER EVER happened to any of us 
...but hypothetically, let's say you're a little nervous, you've a lot on your mind or you drank too much earlier (long story  ...) and you're just about to do the deed  
...but dicky boy downstairs decides to go on strike 
How did you ... ehh, I mean how would you deal with the situation??? 
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
"Hang on just pouring my glass of wine ... wantvto comfy for this one "
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Can't get that Depeche Mode song outta my head
for some reason  "I just can't get it up!"  |
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over a year ago
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"Hang on just pouring my glass of wine ... wantvto comfy for this one
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Can't get that Depeche Mode song outta my head
for some reason "I just can't get it up!" "
Please please please tell me you sing that version in public |
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"Hang on just pouring my glass of wine ... wantvto comfy for this one
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Can't get that Depeche Mode song outta my head
for some reason "I just can't get it up!" "
Fooking ear worm .... now im the same |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
"Hang on just pouring my glass of wine ... wantvto comfy for this one
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Can't get that Depeche Mode song outta my head
for some reason "I just can't get it up!"
Please please please tell me you sing that version in public"
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Have it on a t-shirt buddy with a emoji
Then on the back is "OR DO I?!! 
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By *-ManMan
over a year ago
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It would be OK buddy.....if it happened that is....you know he has a mind of his own sometimes, well that works..or not..both ways.
Although if a guy found himself in that position...which never happens...but if he did, he should make sure he tried everything, think of porn, a quick wank, a few shlaps...and if no joy....and I'm just guessing here....give the big man a rest and get the head down...between her legs... and circle round afterwards and try again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang on just pouring my glass of wine ... wantvto comfy for this one
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Can't get that Depeche Mode song outta my head
for some reason "I just can't get it up!"
Please please please tell me you sing that version in public
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Have it on a t-shirt buddy with a emoji
Then on the back is "OR DO I?!!
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Can I place an order... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok well in the interests of science .....or just opening up ..... or something ..... this happened to me once a few years ago.
Was after a break up from a long term relationship. Met a lady through a different site. Travelled a bit to meet her and was supposed to just be a social meet in bar of hotel I was staying in.
We had been chatting quite a bit and were really getting along.
Anyway we met up and chatted and chatted ...... conversation flowed so easily that before we knew it was closing time. She asked if I wanted to take it up to the room so we did ....... before door had closed we were kissing each other and hands undressing each other.
Anyway no matter of coaxing little me would get him to pop out to play .... and yes, I DID find her attractive ..... VERY!!
I "handled" it the best way I could ...... turned it around and made it all about her ......teasing her ....using fingers, lips, tongue...... tried to make her enjoy herelf as much as possible without the use of mini me.
We did meet again after so she can't have been too put out. |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
"It would be OK buddy.....if it happened that is....you know he has a mind of his own sometimes, well that works..or not..both ways.
Although if a guy found himself in that position...which never happens...but if he did, he should make sure he tried everything, think of porn, a quick wank, a few shlaps...and if no joy....and I'm just guessing here....give the big man a rest and get the head down...between her legs... and circle round afterwards and try again "
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You see this is the Bear Grylls type sex survival skills in the bedroom when things get "hairy"  ...
I'd say when you... I mean a lad gets down below, he should spell the alphabet and get her to guess which letter and if it's a lower case "a' or a capital "A" Do this all the way up to "oooOOO"
...and hope that lil Dicky is like Popeye when he gets his spinach into him
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By *-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Hang on just pouring my glass of wine ... wantvto comfy for this one
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Can't get that Depeche Mode song outta my head
for some reason "I just can't get it up!" "
I'm singing the other version
I just can't get enough (sex)
I just can't get enough (sex)
Reminds of the other song
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Do you have to,
Do you have to,
Do you have to use your finger
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By *-ManMan
over a year ago
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"It would be OK buddy.....if it happened that is....you know he has a mind of his own sometimes, well that works..or not..both ways.
Although if a guy found himself in that position...which never happens...but if he did, he should make sure he tried everything, think of porn, a quick wank, a few shlaps...and if no joy....and I'm just guessing here....give the big man a rest and get the head down...between her legs... and circle round afterwards and try again
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You see this is the Bear Grylls type sex survival skills in the bedroom when things get "hairy" ...
I'd say when you... I mean a lad gets down below, he should spell the alphabet and get her to guess which letter and if it's a lower case "a' or a capital "A" Do this all the way up to "oooOOO"
...and hope that lil Dicky is like Popeye when he gets his spinach into him
"
Bros before ho.....ladies who like to enjoy their sexuality...phew, think I got away with that one
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
"Ok well in the interests of science .....or just opening up ..... or something ..... this happened to me once a few years ago.
Was after a break up from a long term relationship. Met a lady through a different site. Travelled a bit to meet her and was supposed to just be a social meet in bar of hotel I was staying in.
We had been chatting quite a bit and were really getting along.
Anyway we met up and chatted and chatted ...... conversation flowed so easily that before we knew it was closing time. She asked if I wanted to take it up to the room so we did ....... before door had closed we were kissing each other and hands undressing each other.
Anyway no matter of coaxing little me would get him to pop out to play .... and yes, I DID find her attractive ..... VERY!!
I "handled" it the best way I could ...... turned it around and made it all about her ......teasing her ....using fingers, lips, tongue...... tried to make her enjoy herelf as much as possible without the use of mini me.
We did meet again after so she can't have been too put out."
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The first brave man here tonight... respect
I'd a similar situation at a party on the one fecking night I met two women at a swing party after polishing off a lot of whiskey 
Anyway, after some physical fun, the little fecker went sleepy on me so I did what any Fab man would do in that situation...
I sat back and watched two lovely ladies getting it on  I then decided to do what my fav hero would have done in the same situation... so I licked like Lassie!
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