Strap On Mechanic

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ladies, when's the last time you've had your strap on serviced?

Is it straight shooting or curving off to the left a little bit too much?

Is it sliding down your hips causing unnecessary and painful ballbag contact?

Well have your strap ons tested and serviced by the worlds first strap on mechanic right here!

Enquire within

The management reserves the right to refuse service

By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Ladies, when's the last time you've had your strap on serviced?

Is it straight shooting or curving off to the left a little bit too much?

Is it sliding down your hips causing unnecessary and painful ballbag contact?

Well have your strap ons tested and serviced by the worlds first strap on mechanic right here!

Enquire within

The management reserves the right to refuse service

Haha love this very funny

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Haha love this very funny

Excuse me this is a legitimate business!

By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Haha love this very funny

Excuse me this is a legitimate business!"

Im looking to purchase one any recommendations on size and shape