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"When ye get a naughty message and it gets ye all warm and tingley inside " Would love to send you a naughty message but just out of ya age range | |||
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"You have that frustrating throb between your legs.. you are squeezing your thighs together for some relief and your skin is on fire god I need a ride " Well now, I think I've offered more than once | |||
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"When no amount of self service dampens the need. Then I know good hard raw sex is the only thing " | |||
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"When the phone vibrates and you leave it in your pocket " And you're ringing your own phone from work. | |||
"When the phone vibrates and you leave it in your pocket And you're ringing your own phone from work. " Constantly | |||
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"Question is when are you not horny... " That could be a quiet thread lol | |||
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"When the phone vibrates and you leave it in your pocket " | |||
"Question is when are you not horny... " | |||
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"When you've used all your batteries up and still not satisfied " I don’t come with batteries but I’ll leave you very satisfied | |||
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"When you've used all your batteries up and still not satisfied " That must be terrible | |||
"When you've used all your batteries up and still not satisfied " Costing me a fortune in batteries at this rate and the self love is just making it worse. And when u still thinking of a hot kiss from a week ago and knees go weak | |||
"When you've used all your batteries up and still not satisfied Costing me a fortune in batteries at this rate and the self love is just making it worse. And when u still thinking of a hot kiss from a week ago and knees go weak " Invest in rechargeable batteries | |||
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"....the aul battle axe you're working for is starting to look attractive " dont do it man, it’s not worth it | |||
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"....the aul battle axe you're working for is starting to look attractive dont do it man, it’s not worth it " Lol I'm good. I'd be more afraid she'd interpret it as payment | |||