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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder what id do if id a cock for just one day. Tell me your secrets boys what wohld i do ?? "
I’d send loads of Cock Pics to all the ladies on here especially the ones who say NO COCK PICS lol  
Just for shits n giggles x |
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"I wonder what id do if id a cock for just one day. Tell me your secrets boys what wohld i do ??
I’d send loads of Cock Pics to all the ladies on here especially the ones who say NO COCK PICS lol
Just for shits n giggles x"
No lets send them to the men .. flood their in boxes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd walk around with it in my hand seeing what the big bleeding fascination is 
Scratch ... could we scratch ??"
Scratch the itch lol
You could sit back while watching tv with your hand down the pants craddling your one day cock lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id like to hit it of a womans face and see what the big deal is like wtf lads? really? I have a dick and I've never done that. On my to do list.  "
Oh its been done. See it in porn too obviously guys watch way to muvh porn lol |
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"Id like to hit it of a womans face and see what the big deal is like wtf lads? really? I have a dick and I've never done that. On my to do list.
Oh its been done. See it in porn too obviously guys watch way to muvh porn lol"
Obviously I don't watch enough. also on my to do list |
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"Id like to hit it of a womans face and see what the big deal is like wtf lads? really? I have a dick and I've never done that. On my to do list.
Oh its been done. See it in porn too obviously guys watch way to muvh porn lol
Obviously I don't watch enough. also on my to do list "
Your using this for hints aren't you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd have a wank first thing and playing with those balls
Then a pee outside, checking the range of the hosepipe
Finally a bj "
But who gives the blowjob? A man or a woman |
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"I'd have a wank first thing and playing with those balls
Then a pee outside, checking the range of the hosepipe
Finally a bj "
Id just slap it out on the side of the road and pee ....
I think if i had an erection id just bounce it around |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id like to hit it of a womans face and see what the big deal is like wtf lads?
If you hit her across the face with it at least 5 times or tastes better....battered sausage "
For who? You or her |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I'd have a wank first thing and playing with those balls
Then a pee outside, checking the range of the hosepipe
Finally a bj
But who gives the blowjob? A man or a woman"
Considering that I've a cock only for one day, a bj by a man might be easier to achieve  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd have a wank first thing and playing with those balls
Then a pee outside, checking the range of the hosepipe
Finally a bj
But who gives the blowjob? A man or a woman
Considering that I've a cock only for one day, a bj by a man might be easier to achieve "
True god bless fab straight |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
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"Id like to hit it of a womans face and see what the big deal is like wtf lads?
If you hit her across the face with it at least 5 times or tastes better....battered sausage
For who? You or her "
Her of course. It always goes straight in her mouth after |
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"I'd have a wank first thing and playing with those balls
Then a pee outside, checking the range of the hosepipe
Finally a bj
But who gives the blowjob? A man or a woman
Considering that I've a cock only for one day, a bj by a man might be easier to achieve "
Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgot to mention: taking pics from different angles to find out which one makes it look the biggest. "
Oh with the remote, or the shaving can or my fav over the toilet bowl  |
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"Forgot to mention: taking pics from different angles to find out which one makes it look the biggest.
Oh with the remote, or the shaving can or my fav over the toilet bowl "
Seen one and it was an actual measuring tape !! |
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"I wonder what id do if id a cock for just one day. Tell me your secrets boys what wohld i do ?? "
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Well a cock is like having an unruly best friend...
...in that he wakes you up and wants you to go play with him in the middle of the night 
...he sticks out a mile at the most inappropriate times & places
...when you're d*unk he'll tell you to tell her "I love you" so that the little fucker can go get some exercise
...he'll even get all fired up and ready for action only to shrivel up and go into hiding 
...or so I've heard anyway
Overall, he's led me astray and gotten me into all kinds of scrapes and naughty trouble but I love my little
... I mean big dickey dearly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgot to mention: taking pics from different angles to find out which one makes it look the biggest.
Oh with the remote, or the shaving can or my fav over the toilet bowl
Seen one and it was an actual measuring tape !!"
Oh ive seen that one today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just read some tribe in Australia the men actully greet one another by shaking each others penises ... something we could do on our cock day "
We could than have a wank party obviously cause we are fab straight |
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"I wonder what id do if id a cock for just one day. Tell me your secrets boys what wohld i do ??
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Well a cock is like having an unruly best friend...
...in that he wakes you up and wants you to go play with him in the middle of the night
...he sticks out a mile at the most inappropriate times & places
...when you're d*unk he'll tell you to tell her "I love you" so that the little fucker can go get some exercise
...he'll even get all fired up and ready for action only to shrivel up and go into hiding
...or so I've heard anyway
Overall, he's led me astray and gotten me into all kinds of scrapes and naughty trouble but I love my little
... I mean big dickey dearly "
Ahh little dickey is a devil getting you into lots of scrapes. Hope the shriviling didnt happen too often |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Just read some tribe in Australia the men actully greet one another by shaking each others penises ... something we could do on our cock day "
We could have a group wank and see who has the bigger load. |
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"Just read some tribe in Australia the men actully greet one another by shaking each others penises ... something we could do on our cock day
We could than have a wank party obviously cause we are fab straight"
Im really looking forward to been fab straight |
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"I wonder what id do if id a cock for just one day. Tell me your secrets boys what wohld i do ??
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Well a cock is like having an unruly best friend...
...in that he wakes you up and wants you to go play with him in the middle of the night
...he sticks out a mile at the most inappropriate times & places
...when you're d*unk he'll tell you to tell her "I love you" so that the little fucker can go get some exercise
...he'll even get all fired up and ready for action only to shrivel up and go into hiding
...or so I've heard anyway
Overall, he's led me astray and gotten me into all kinds of scrapes and naughty trouble but I love my little
... I mean big dickey dearly
Ahh little dickey is a devil getting you into lots of scrapes. Hope the shriviling didnt happen too often "
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No, the ehh shriveling only happened to my mate once |
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"Just read some tribe in Australia the men actully greet one another by shaking each others penises ... something we could do on our cock day
We could have a group wank and see who has the bigger load. "
Ohhh ill cum like a bottle of thats been shock really hard |
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"I wonder what id do if id a cock for just one day. Tell me your secrets boys what wohld i do ??
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Well a cock is like having an unruly best friend...
...in that he wakes you up and wants you to go play with him in the middle of the night
...he sticks out a mile at the most inappropriate times & places
...when you're d*unk he'll tell you to tell her "I love you" so that the little fucker can go get some exercise
...he'll even get all fired up and ready for action only to shrivel up and go into hiding
...or so I've heard anyway
Overall, he's led me astray and gotten me into all kinds of scrapes and naughty trouble but I love my little
... I mean big dickey dearly
Ahh little dickey is a devil getting you into lots of scrapes. Hope the shriviling didnt happen too often
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No, the ehh shriveling only happened to my mate once "
Did it grow back ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session?
Or am I mad "
But john that takes patience and endless messaging etc where a fab straight guy would b a quicker option. We only have 24hrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session?
Or am I mad
They wont reply to my messages  "
Boom  |
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"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session?
Or am I mad
They wont reply to my messages
Knew it! They're cock shy "
Their just here to chat  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session?
Or am I mad
They wont reply to my messages
Boom "
Too much hard work.... there's a good chance we might feel every hole is a goal, ramm that yoke up an ass without prep and lube, cum in 2 minutes and 16sec and wipe it on the curtains.  |
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side 
Helicopter is another classic "
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out "
It has been an entertaining thought |
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"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session?
Or am I mad
They wont reply to my messages
Boom
Too much hard work.... there's a good chance we might feel every hole is a goal, ramm that yoke up an ass without prep and lube, cum in 2 minutes and 16sec and wipe it on the curtains. "
And expect her to be greatful ..lie back scratch and congratulate myself |
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"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session?
Or am I mad
They wont reply to my messages
Boom
Too much hard work.... there's a good chance we might feel every hole is a goal, ramm that yoke up an ass without prep and lube, cum in 2 minutes and 16sec and wipe it on the curtains. "
...or a sock...then put it back on |
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out
It has been an entertaining thought"
I think we'd be great with cocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out
It has been an entertaining thought
I think we'd be great with cocks "
Can just see us lined up in the john comparing sizes lol |
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out
It has been an entertaining thought
I think we'd be great with cocks
Can just see us lined up in the john comparing sizes lol"
But, if the women are men for the day.. do you need to go to the bathroom in flocks or could you handle it solo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out
It has been an entertaining thought
I think we'd be great with cocks
Can just see us lined up in the john comparing sizes lol
But, if the women are men for the day.. do you need to go to the bathroom in flocks or could you handle it solo? "
Def solo but when there the fun could start |
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out
It has been an entertaining thought
I think we'd be great with cocks
Can just see us lined up in the john comparing sizes lol
But, if the women are men for the day.. do you need to go to the bathroom in flocks or could you handle it solo?
Def solo but when there the fun could start "
Doesnt seem like youve been in a mens toilets least erotic places on the planet |
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out
It has been an entertaining thought
I think we'd be great with cocks
Can just see us lined up in the john comparing sizes lol
But, if the women are men for the day.. do you need to go to the bathroom in flocks or could you handle it solo? "
Jesus this is actully the question of the night .... is it appropriate to look at the next guys cock as your peeing ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out
It has been an entertaining thought
I think we'd be great with cocks
Can just see us lined up in the john comparing sizes lol
But, if the women are men for the day.. do you need to go to the bathroom in flocks or could you handle it solo?
Jesus this is actully the question of the night .... is it appropriate to look at the next guys cock as your peeing ??? "
research purposes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Honestly some of the more satisfying things you could do are using your powerful stream of pee to clean dirt off the toilet bowl, move urinal cakes, water plants it’s the simple things |
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out
It has been an entertaining thought
I think we'd be great with cocks
Can just see us lined up in the john comparing sizes lol
But, if the women are men for the day.. do you need to go to the bathroom in flocks or could you handle it solo?
Jesus this is actully the question of the night .... is it appropriate to look at the next guys cock as your peeing ??? "
Maybe in certain establishments
Buut general rule of thumb is head up and eyes forward |
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out
It has been an entertaining thought
I think we'd be great with cocks
Can just see us lined up in the john comparing sizes lol
But, if the women are men for the day.. do you need to go to the bathroom in flocks or could you handle it solo?
Jesus this is actully the question of the night .... is it appropriate to look at the next guys cock as your peeing ??? research purposes"
Never! No way José |
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out
It has been an entertaining thought
I think we'd be great with cocks
Can just see us lined up in the john comparing sizes lol
But, if the women are men for the day.. do you need to go to the bathroom in flocks or could you handle it solo?
Jesus this is actully the question of the night .... is it appropriate to look at the next guys cock as your peeing ???
Maybe in certain establishments
Buut general rule of thumb is head up and eyes forward "
Darn it ... I'd love a good perve |
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out
It has been an entertaining thought
I think we'd be great with cocks
Can just see us lined up in the john comparing sizes lol
But, if the women are men for the day.. do you need to go to the bathroom in flocks or could you handle it solo?
Jesus this is actully the question of the night .... is it appropriate to look at the next guys cock as your peeing ??? research purposes
Never! No way José "
Why JD .... how will i know mines the biggest??? |
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out
It has been an entertaining thought
I think we'd be great with cocks
Can just see us lined up in the john comparing sizes lol
But, if the women are men for the day.. do you need to go to the bathroom in flocks or could you handle it solo?
Jesus this is actully the question of the night .... is it appropriate to look at the next guys cock as your peeing ??? research purposes
Never! No way José
Why JD .... how will i know mines the biggest???"
You go to the gym showers and wave it about! |
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out
It has been an entertaining thought
I think we'd be great with cocks
Can just see us lined up in the john comparing sizes lol
But, if the women are men for the day.. do you need to go to the bathroom in flocks or could you handle it solo?
Jesus this is actully the question of the night .... is it appropriate to look at the next guys cock as your peeing ??? research purposes
Never! No way José
Why JD .... how will i know mines the biggest???
You go to the gym showers and wave it about! "
Windmill ... or helicopter |
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out
It has been an entertaining thought
I think we'd be great with cocks
Can just see us lined up in the john comparing sizes lol
But, if the women are men for the day.. do you need to go to the bathroom in flocks or could you handle it solo?
Jesus this is actully the question of the night .... is it appropriate to look at the next guys cock as your peeing ??? research purposes
Never! No way José
Why JD .... how will i know mines the biggest???"
Oh lordy! When you receive the magic cock, it comes with clear instructions, saying it's not about the size, it's about what you do with it. Now that you have a cock, you do the same as you now would with a map. Roll instructions up and throw it away without reading, carrying on full of your own conviction |
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out
It has been an entertaining thought
I think we'd be great with cocks
Can just see us lined up in the john comparing sizes lol
But, if the women are men for the day.. do you need to go to the bathroom in flocks or could you handle it solo?
Jesus this is actully the question of the night .... is it appropriate to look at the next guys cock as your peeing ??? research purposes
Never! No way José
Why JD .... how will i know mines the biggest???
Oh lordy! When you receive the magic cock, it comes with clear instructions, saying it's not about the size, it's about what you do with it. Now that you have a cock, you do the same as you now would with a map. Roll instructions up and throw it away without reading, carrying on full of your own conviction "
Who needs a map anyways |
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"Ahhh... i enjoyed reading all of that very much
Its brilliant to see what you think we do get upto with them, and worse when you realise how spot on you have it!
Particularly liked the part about bouncing your hard on around, ive definetly spun myself side to side real quick just to slap it off either side
Helicopter is another classic
This and like some of the others seeing how high i could piss are really important fir me to find out
It has been an entertaining thought
I think we'd be great with cocks
Can just see us lined up in the john comparing sizes lol
But, if the women are men for the day.. do you need to go to the bathroom in flocks or could you handle it solo?
Jesus this is actully the question of the night .... is it appropriate to look at the next guys cock as your peeing ??? research purposes
Never! No way José
Why JD .... how will i know mines the biggest???
Oh lordy! When you receive the magic cock, it comes with clear instructions, saying it's not about the size, it's about what you do with it. Now that you have a cock, you do the same as you now would with a map. Roll instructions up and throw it away without reading, carrying on full of your own conviction
Who needs a map anyways "
Not with 'Google Cocks' so readily available on the appstore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely you would meet one of the Fab ladies and fuck, so you know what a BJ and a shag feel like in the one session?
Or am I mad
They wont reply to my messages "
That made me laugh |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down "
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ?? |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??"
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well. "
that's cause ye don't wipe the seat after ye
Boys if you dribble when you piddle
Be a sweet and wipe the seat |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well. that's cause ye don't wipe the seat after ye
Boys if you dribble when you piddle
Be a sweet and wipe the seat "
Sure Jaysus, aren't we washing the seat for the wimmin with their sensitive bottoms. |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well. that's cause ye don't wipe the seat after ye
Boys if you dribble when you piddle
Be a sweet and wipe the seat "
I always raise the seat before ?? but just for shits and giggles sometimes i put the toilet roll on back to front. Surefire to raise a complaint lol. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well. "
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well. that's cause ye don't wipe the seat after ye
Boys if you dribble when you piddle
Be a sweet and wipe the seat
Sure Jaysus, aren't we washing the seat for the wimmin with their sensitive bottoms. "
ewww I don't have a sensitive bottom mine can take hardship |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well. that's cause ye don't wipe the seat after ye
Boys if you dribble when you piddle
Be a sweet and wipe the seat
I always raise the seat before ?? but just for shits and giggles sometimes i put the toilet roll on back to front. Surefire to raise a complaint lol."
haha that would drive me dull |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well.
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved "
Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand. |
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over a year ago
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well.
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved
Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand. "
It does (but it might get you arrested )
Women have a magic clit...
I heard a flash of that will make most guys do anything you want |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well.
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved
Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand.
It does (but it might get you arrested )
Women have a magic clit...
I heard a flash of that will make most guys do anything you want "
Im gping to put that one to the test |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well.
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved
Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand. "
Careful, careful if you're expecting too much, the wand gets stressed out and shrivels up |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well.
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved
Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand.
Careful, careful if you're expecting too much, the wand gets stressed out and shrivels up "
So teasing tim said .... no good to us like that. I genuinly think id be a sex pest. There I've said it. I'd be grabbing asses, staring at boobs, playing with myself, sending messages and pics to all the ladies and some men cause I'd be fab straight |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well.
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved
Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand.
Careful, careful if you're expecting too much, the wand gets stressed out and shrivels up
So teasing tim said .... no good to us like that. I genuinly think id be a sex pest. There I've said it. I'd be grabbing asses, staring at boobs, playing with myself, sending messages and pics to all the ladies and some men cause I'd be fab straight "
The best part is that you'd suddenly understand the workings of the internal combustion engine, the offside rule and parallel parking. |
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over a year ago
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well.
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved
Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand.
Careful, careful if you're expecting too much, the wand gets stressed out and shrivels up
So teasing tim said .... no good to us like that. I genuinly think id be a sex pest. There I've said it. I'd be grabbing asses, staring at boobs, playing with myself, sending messages and pics to all the ladies and some men cause I'd be fab straight
The best part is that you'd suddenly understand the workings of the internal combustion engine, the offside rule and parallel parking. "
Excuse me i know that already |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well.
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved
Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand.
Careful, careful if you're expecting too much, the wand gets stressed out and shrivels up
So teasing tim said .... no good to us like that. I genuinly think id be a sex pest. There I've said it. I'd be grabbing asses, staring at boobs, playing with myself, sending messages and pics to all the ladies and some men cause I'd be fab straight
The best part is that you'd suddenly understand the workings of the internal combustion engine, the offside rule and parallel parking.
Excuse me i know that already "
Aha... We've found the man pretending to be a woman! |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well.
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved
Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand.
Careful, careful if you're expecting too much, the wand gets stressed out and shrivels up
So teasing tim said .... no good to us like that. I genuinly think id be a sex pest. There I've said it. I'd be grabbing asses, staring at boobs, playing with myself, sending messages and pics to all the ladies and some men cause I'd be fab straight
The best part is that you'd suddenly understand the workings of the internal combustion engine, the offside rule and parallel parking.
Excuse me i know that already "
I dont get the offside rule |
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over a year ago
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well.
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved
Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand.
Careful, careful if you're expecting too much, the wand gets stressed out and shrivels up
So teasing tim said .... no good to us like that. I genuinly think id be a sex pest. There I've said it. I'd be grabbing asses, staring at boobs, playing with myself, sending messages and pics to all the ladies and some men cause I'd be fab straight
The best part is that you'd suddenly understand the workings of the internal combustion engine, the offside rule and parallel parking.
Excuse me i know that already
Aha... We've found the man pretending to be a woman! "
Oh no im def all woman |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well.
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved
Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand.
Careful, careful if you're expecting too much, the wand gets stressed out and shrivels up
So teasing tim said .... no good to us like that. I genuinly think id be a sex pest. There I've said it. I'd be grabbing asses, staring at boobs, playing with myself, sending messages and pics to all the ladies and some men cause I'd be fab straight
The best part is that you'd suddenly understand the workings of the internal combustion engine, the offside rule and parallel parking.
Excuse me i know that already
Aha... We've found the man pretending to be a woman!
Oh no im def all woman"
Explain offside ... i can't have a cock and not understand it |
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over a year ago
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well.
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved
Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand.
Careful, careful if you're expecting too much, the wand gets stressed out and shrivels up
So teasing tim said .... no good to us like that. I genuinly think id be a sex pest. There I've said it. I'd be grabbing asses, staring at boobs, playing with myself, sending messages and pics to all the ladies and some men cause I'd be fab straight
The best part is that you'd suddenly understand the workings of the internal combustion engine, the offside rule and parallel parking.
Excuse me i know that already
Aha... We've found the man pretending to be a woman!
Oh no im def all woman
Explain offside ... i can't have a cock and not understand it "
player is caught offside if he's nearer to the opponent's goal than both the ball and the second-last opponent (including the goalkeeper) when his team-mate plays the ball to him.
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well.
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved
Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand.
Careful, careful if you're expecting too much, the wand gets stressed out and shrivels up
So teasing tim said .... no good to us like that. I genuinly think id be a sex pest. There I've said it. I'd be grabbing asses, staring at boobs, playing with myself, sending messages and pics to all the ladies and some men cause I'd be fab straight
The best part is that you'd suddenly understand the workings of the internal combustion engine, the offside rule and parallel parking.
Excuse me i know that already
Aha... We've found the man pretending to be a woman!
Oh no im def all woman
Explain offside ... i can't have a cock and not understand it
player is caught offside if he's nearer to the opponent's goal than both the ball and the second-last opponent (including the goalkeeper) when his team-mate plays the ball to him.
"
I still dont get it |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well. that's cause ye don't wipe the seat after ye
Boys if you dribble when you piddle
Be a sweet and wipe the seat
I always raise the seat before ?? but just for shits and giggles sometimes i put the toilet roll on back to front. Surefire to raise a complaint lol. haha that would drive me dull "
It drove my ex wife loopy for months till she caught on i was doing it on purpose. I even took ones she'd put on off and turned them.lmao |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well. that's cause ye don't wipe the seat after ye
Boys if you dribble when you piddle
Be a sweet and wipe the seat
I always raise the seat before ?? but just for shits and giggles sometimes i put the toilet roll on back to front. Surefire to raise a complaint lol. haha that would drive me dull
It drove my ex wife loopy for months till she caught on i was doing it on purpose. I even took ones she'd put on off and turned them.lmao"
haha my partner never replaces the emptys and I'm deffo a bit OCD if I see one back to front no matter where I am I gotta change it I'd go mad living with you ha |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well.
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved
Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand.
Careful, careful if you're expecting too much, the wand gets stressed out and shrivels up
So teasing tim said .... no good to us like that. I genuinly think id be a sex pest. There I've said it. I'd be grabbing asses, staring at boobs, playing with myself, sending messages and pics to all the ladies and some men cause I'd be fab straight
The best part is that you'd suddenly understand the workings of the internal combustion engine, the offside rule and parallel parking.
Excuse me i know that already
Aha... We've found the man pretending to be a woman!
Oh no im def all woman
Explain offside ... i can't have a cock and not understand it
player is caught offside if he's nearer to the opponent's goal than both the ball and the second-last opponent (including the goalkeeper) when his team-mate plays the ball to him.
I still dont get it "
Ok it's easy. Let's assume your the player with the football your team mate is the cock facing you, the goal is the assh**e. To avoid an offside situation when you launch an attack the cock has to be before two balls which represent the two players of the other team. Once one or two balls are in front of the cock from your perspective it's offside or really weird.... |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well.
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved
Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand.
Careful, careful if you're expecting too much, the wand gets stressed out and shrivels up
So teasing tim said .... no good to us like that. I genuinly think id be a sex pest. There I've said it. I'd be grabbing asses, staring at boobs, playing with myself, sending messages and pics to all the ladies and some men cause I'd be fab straight
The best part is that you'd suddenly understand the workings of the internal combustion engine, the offside rule and parallel parking.
Excuse me i know that already
Aha... We've found the man pretending to be a woman!
Oh no im def all woman
Explain offside ... i can't have a cock and not understand it
player is caught offside if he's nearer to the opponent's goal than both the ball and the second-last opponent (including the goalkeeper) when his team-mate plays the ball to him.
I still dont get it
Ok it's easy. Let's assume your the player with the football your team mate is the cock facing you, the goal is the assh**e. To avoid an offside situation when you launch an attack the cock has to be before two balls which represent the two players of the other team. Once one or two balls are in front of the cock from your perspective it's offside or really weird.... "
Now im confused is there one cock and 3 balls in front of me lol |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well. that's cause ye don't wipe the seat after ye
Boys if you dribble when you piddle
Be a sweet and wipe the seat
I always raise the seat before ?? but just for shits and giggles sometimes i put the toilet roll on back to front. Surefire to raise a complaint lol. haha that would drive me dull
It drove my ex wife loopy for months till she caught on i was doing it on purpose. I even took ones she'd put on off and turned them.lmaohaha my partner never replaces the emptys and I'm deffo a bit OCD if I see one back to front no matter where I am I gotta change it I'd go mad living with you ha"
Might be part of the reason for divorce lol |
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"I'd pee standing up and make sure I'd make the toilet bowl and not the floor then I'd wipe the seat after me and put it back down
You never ever put the seat back down!!!! How else else would you piss off those without penises. ??
If you don't put it up in the first place that seems to irritate them as well.
Why has nobody invented yet the sensor seat? There are bins out there you can wave at and the lid opens. Same applied to a seat wave your cock and seat goes up and after a while seat comes down again. Problem solved
Im left wondering again if i get a cock and wave it at stuff will it just do what i want ... like a magic wand.
Careful, careful if you're expecting too much, the wand gets stressed out and shrivels up
So teasing tim said .... no good to us like that. I genuinly think id be a sex pest. There I've said it. I'd be grabbing asses, staring at boobs, playing with myself, sending messages and pics to all the ladies and some men cause I'd be fab straight
The best part is that you'd suddenly understand the workings of the internal combustion engine, the offside rule and parallel parking.
Excuse me i know that already
Aha... We've found the man pretending to be a woman!
Oh no im def all woman
Explain offside ... i can't have a cock and not understand it
player is caught offside if he's nearer to the opponent's goal than both the ball and the second-last opponent (including the goalkeeper) when his team-mate plays the ball to him.
I still dont get it
Ok it's easy. Let's assume your the player with the football your team mate is the cock facing you, the goal is the assh**e. To avoid an offside situation when you launch an attack the cock has to be before two balls which represent the two players of the other team. Once one or two balls are in front of the cock from your perspective it's offside or really weird.... "
See now i get it |
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