"Ever look at a penis and be reminded of their old pet tortoise Joey who sadly passed away over the long cold winter of 96?
It's a bit offputting, let me tell you."
Mine is very photogenic.
He even smiles when I look at him.
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"Ever look at a penis and be reminded of their old pet tortoise Joey who sadly passed away over the long cold winter of 96?
It's a bit offputting, let me tell you.
Mine is very photogenic.
He even smiles when I look at him.
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Your cock or your tortoise? |
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"Ever look at a penis and be reminded of their old pet tortoise Joey who sadly passed away over the long cold winter of 96?
It's a bit offputting, let me tell you.
Mine is very photogenic.
He even smiles when I look at him.
Your cock or your tortoise?"
I often refer to him as my little tortoise, especially when he peeps out of his shell!  |
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"Ever look at a penis and be reminded of their old pet tortoise Joey who sadly passed away over the long cold winter of 96?
It's a bit offputting, let me tell you.
Mine is very photogenic.
He even smiles when I look at him.
Your cock or your tortoise?
I often refer to him as my little tortoise, especially when he peeps out of his shell! "
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over a year ago
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"Ever look at a penis and be reminded of their old pet tortoise Joey who sadly passed away over the long cold winter of 96?
It's a bit offputting, let me tell you."
...was he a bollix  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mine reminds me of a dog I used to have.....always up before me and always peeking out in the morning looking for fun.....like a bold school child, up for devilment |
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"Mine reminds me of a dog I used to have.....always up before me and always peeking out in the morning looking for fun.....like a bold school child, up for devilment"
Haha must be some funny looking dogs round your way x |
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By *ceryMan
over a year ago
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"Ever look at a penis and be reminded of their old pet tortoise Joey who sadly passed away over the long cold winter of 96?
It's a bit offputting, let me tell you."
Sounds like the definition of kinky
Did he wink at you....
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