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"Speaking of age,be honest about yours,go for it and be the first over forty to tell the truth
Im 45 
Nice ass , you may loose the black underwear 
Worst criticism ever .. harden up man"
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"Speaking of age,be honest about yours,go for it and be the first over forty to tell the truth
Im 45
Nice ass , you may loose the black underwear
Worst criticism ever .. harden up man
How did you manage to get a selfie that only shows two of your legs "
You need to button up ... catch your death at your age  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Speaking of age,be honest about yours,go for it and be the first over forty to tell the truth
Im 45
Nice ass , you may loose the black underwear
Worst criticism ever .. harden up man
How did you manage to get a selfie that only shows two of your legs
You need to button up ... catch your death at your age "
This may have being a better place had u continued roving |
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"Speaking of age,be honest about yours,go for it and be the first over forty to tell the truth
Im 45
Nice ass , you may loose the black underwear
Worst criticism ever .. harden up man
How did you manage to get a selfie that only shows two of your legs
You need to button up ... catch your death at your age
This may have being a better place had u continued roving "
Purples not your colour |
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over a year ago
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"Speaking of age,be honest about yours,go for it and be the first over forty to tell the truth
Im 45
Nice ass , you may loose the black underwear
Worst criticism ever .. harden up man
How did you manage to get a selfie that only shows two of your legs
You need to button up ... catch your death at your age
This may have being a better place had u continued roving
Purples not your colour "
Ma get the fuck off this chat your Bingo bus is outside..!! Fuck Alzheimer's is getting worse |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Speaking of age,be honest about yours,go for it and be the first over forty to tell the truth
Im 45
Nice ass , you may loose the black underwear
Worst criticism ever .. harden up man
How did you manage to get a selfie that only shows two of your legs
You need to button up ... catch your death at your age
This may have being a better place had u continued roving
Purples not your colour
Ma get the fuck off this chat your Bingo bus is outside..!! Fuck Alzheimer's is getting worse "
Son leave ur ma alone just because she's having more success than u at getting cock |
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"Speaking of age,be honest about yours,go for it and be the first over forty to tell the truth
Im 45
Nice ass , you may loose the black underwear
Worst criticism ever .. harden up man
How did you manage to get a selfie that only shows two of your legs
You need to button up ... catch your death at your age
This may have being a better place had u continued roving
Purples not your colour
Ma get the fuck off this chat your Bingo bus is outside..!! Fuck Alzheimer's is getting worse
Son leave ur ma alone just because she's having more success than u at getting cock "
Thanks da |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Speaking of age,be honest about yours,go for it and be the first over forty to tell the truth
Im 45
Nice ass , you may loose the black underwear
Worst criticism ever .. harden up man
How did you manage to get a selfie that only shows two of your legs
You need to button up ... catch your death at your age
This may have being a better place had u continued roving
Purples not your colour
Ma get the fuck off this chat your Bingo bus is outside..!! Fuck Alzheimer's is getting worse
Son leave ur ma alone just because she's having more success than u at getting cock
Thanks da "
U wish I am still not going to change ur diappers for u |
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"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee. 
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots "
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman! |
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"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee.
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman! "
He keeps following me   |
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"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee.
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman! "
Lend Cj your walking frame |
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"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee.
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman!
Lend Cj your walking frame "
Needs a new bra |
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"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee.
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman!
He keeps following me "
Sorry just got told off for missing you
Can't suck cock without instructions :- |
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"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee.
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman!
He keeps following me
Sorry just got told off for missing you
Can't suck cock without instructions :- "
...and you've sucked plenty! |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee.
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman!
He keeps following me
Sorry just got told off for missing you
Can't suck cock without instructions :-
...and you've sucked plenty! "
Sour grapes |
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"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee.
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman!
He keeps following me
Sorry just got told off for missing you
Can't suck cock without instructions :-
...and you've sucked plenty!
Sour grapes "
You've sucked them too |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee.
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman!
He keeps following me
Sorry just got told off for missing you
Can't suck cock without instructions :-
...and you've sucked plenty!
Sour grapes
You've sucked them too "
Well u never told me u had it I was sure it was a clit till it grew |
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"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee.
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman!
He keeps following me
Sorry just got told off for missing you
Can't suck cock without instructions :-
...and you've sucked plenty!
Sour grapes
You've sucked them too
Well u never told me u had it I was sure it was a clit till it grew "
The sad thing is that hers isn't big but it's much bigger than yours |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee.
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman!
He keeps following me
Sorry just got told off for missing you
Can't suck cock without instructions :-
...and you've sucked plenty!
Sour grapes
You've sucked them too
Well u never told me u had it I was sure it was a clit till it grew
The sad thing is that hers isn't big but it's much bigger than yours "
Aye but lasting 2.5 secs gives u nothing to boast about |
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"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee.
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman!
He keeps following me
Sorry just got told off for missing you
Can't suck cock without instructions :-
...and you've sucked plenty!
Sour grapes
You've sucked them too
Well u never told me u had it I was sure it was a clit till it grew
The sad thing is that hers isn't big but it's much bigger than yours
Aye but lasting 2.5 secs gives u nothing to boast about "
You're meant to make stuff up, but tell the truth |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee.
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman!
He keeps following me
Sorry just got told off for missing you
Can't suck cock without instructions :-
...and you've sucked plenty!
Sour grapes
You've sucked them too
Well u never told me u had it I was sure it was a clit till it grew
The sad thing is that hers isn't big but it's much bigger than yours
Aye but lasting 2.5 secs gives u nothing to boast about
You're meant to make stuff up, but tell the truth "
Best laugh I have had on the forum in yonks |
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over a year ago
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"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee.
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman!
He keeps following me
Sorry just got told off for missing you
Can't suck cock without instructions :-
...and you've sucked plenty!
Sour grapes
You've sucked them too
Well u never told me u had it I was sure it was a clit till it grew
The sad thing is that hers isn't big but it's much bigger than yours
Aye but lasting 2.5 secs gives u nothing to boast about
You're meant to make stuff up, but tell the truth
Best laugh I have had on the forum in yonks "
Haha “yonks” |
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"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee.
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman!
He keeps following me
Sorry just got told off for missing you
Can't suck cock without instructions :-
...and you've sucked plenty!
Sour grapes
You've sucked them too
Well u never told me u had it I was sure it was a clit till it grew
The sad thing is that hers isn't big but it's much bigger than yours
Aye but lasting 2.5 secs gives u nothing to boast about
You're meant to make stuff up, but tell the truth
Best laugh I have had on the forum in yonks "
Purples still not your colour |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee.
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman!
He keeps following me
Sorry just got told off for missing you
Can't suck cock without instructions :-
...and you've sucked plenty!
Sour grapes
You've sucked them too
Well u never told me u had it I was sure it was a clit till it grew
The sad thing is that hers isn't big but it's much bigger than yours
Aye but lasting 2.5 secs gives u nothing to boast about
You're meant to make stuff up, but tell the truth
Best laugh I have had on the forum in yonks
Purples still not your colour "
Take the chicken fillets out of it bra love I can smell em from here |
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"The over 65s must get a discount on the membership fee.
If I had to use my son's pics on my profile I'd hang up my boots
Surprised u can tie your boots
I'd be telling you that you have lovely legs, if you were a woman!
He keeps following me
Sorry just got told off for missing you
Can't suck cock without instructions :-
...and you've sucked plenty!
Sour grapes
You've sucked them too
Well u never told me u had it I was sure it was a clit till it grew
The sad thing is that hers isn't big but it's much bigger than yours
Aye but lasting 2.5 secs gives u nothing to boast about
You're meant to make stuff up, but tell the truth
Best laugh I have had on the forum in yonks
Purples still not your colour
Take the chicken fillets out of it bra love I can smell em from here "
I know your pension doesn't go far but you don't have to steal her fillets |
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Take the chicken fillets out of it bra love I can smell em from here
I know your pension doesn't go far but you don't have to steal her fillets
I was going give em to u "
You'll never get near me to get these fillets |
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Take the chicken fillets out of it bra love I can smell em from here
I know your pension doesn't go far but you don't have to steal her fillets
I was going give em to u
You'll never get near me to get these fillets"
I'll never get near you with the smell off ya! |
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Take the chicken fillets out of it bra love I can smell em from here
I know your pension doesn't go far but you don't have to steal her fillets
I was going give em to u
You'll never get near me to get these fillets
I'll never get near you with the smell off ya! "
Button up the bloody shirt |
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Take the chicken fillets out of it bra love I can smell em from here
I know your pension doesn't go far but you don't have to steal her fillets
I was going give em to u
You'll never get near me to get these fillets
I'll never get near you with the smell off ya!
Button up the bloody shirt "
I can't, it's too tight across my tits. |
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Take the chicken fillets out of it bra love I can smell em from here
I know your pension doesn't go far but you don't have to steal her fillets
I was going give em to u
You'll never get near me to get these fillets
I'll never get near you with the smell off ya!
Button up the bloody shirt
I can't, it's too tight across my tits. "
We must be shopping at the same store!  |
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Take the chicken fillets out of it bra love I can smell em from here
I know your pension doesn't go far but you don't have to steal her fillets
I was going give em to u
You'll never get near me to get these fillets
I'll never get near you with the smell off ya!
Button up the bloody shirt
I can't, it's too tight across my tits.
We must be shopping at the same store! "
I'm fairly sure I've seen you begging outside the door alright. |
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Take the chicken fillets out of it bra love I can smell em from here
I know your pension doesn't go far but you don't have to steal her fillets
I was going give em to u
You'll never get near me to get these fillets
I'll never get near you with the smell off ya!
Button up the bloody shirt
I can't, it's too tight across my tits.
We must be shopping at the same store!
I'm fairly sure I've seen you begging outside the door alright. "
Gentlemen its time to size up ...catches up with us all |
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Take the chicken fillets out of it bra love I can smell em from here
I know your pension doesn't go far but you don't have to steal her fillets
I was going give em to u
You'll never get near me to get these fillets
I'll never get near you with the smell off ya!
Button up the bloody shirt
I can't, it's too tight across my tits.
We must be shopping at the same store!
I'm fairly sure I've seen you begging outside the door alright.
Gentlemen its time to size up ...catches up with us all "
It's appropriate that you're named after a pub. A man would need a feed of pints before riidin' ya! |
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Take the chicken fillets out of it bra love I can smell em from here
I know your pension doesn't go far but you don't have to steal her fillets
I was going give em to u
You'll never get near me to get these fillets
I'll never get near you with the smell off ya!
Button up the bloody shirt
I can't, it's too tight across my tits.
We must be shopping at the same store!
I'm fairly sure I've seen you begging outside the door alright.
Gentlemen its time to size up ...catches up with us all
It's appropriate that you're named after a pub. A man would need a feed of pints before riidin' ya! "
Did that take a while to come up with .... your mind the only part of ya that doesn't shoot to quickly |
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Take the chicken fillets out of it bra love I can smell em from here
I know your pension doesn't go far but you don't have to steal her fillets
I was going give em to u
You'll never get near me to get these fillets
I'll never get near you with the smell off ya!
Button up the bloody shirt
I can't, it's too tight across my tits.
We must be shopping at the same store!
I'm fairly sure I've seen you begging outside the door alright.
Gentlemen its time to size up ...catches up with us all
It's appropriate that you're named after a pub. A man would need a feed of pints before riidin' ya! "
Desperate and selfish.....lol
How can a girl refuse |
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Take the chicken fillets out of it bra love I can smell em from here
I know your pension doesn't go far but you don't have to steal her fillets
I was going give em to u
You'll never get near me to get these fillets
I'll never get near you with the smell off ya!
Button up the bloody shirt
I can't, it's too tight across my tits.
We must be shopping at the same store!
I'm fairly sure I've seen you begging outside the door alright.
Gentlemen its time to size up ...catches up with us all
It's appropriate that you're named after a pub. A man would need a feed of pints before riidin' ya!
Desperate and selfish.....lol
How can a girl refuse "
From what I've heard, refusing isn't your style!  |
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Take the chicken fillets out of it bra love I can smell em from here
I know your pension doesn't go far but you don't have to steal her fillets
I was going give em to u
You'll never get near me to get these fillets
I'll never get near you with the smell off ya!
Button up the bloody shirt
I can't, it's too tight across my tits.
We must be shopping at the same store!
I'm fairly sure I've seen you begging outside the door alright.
Gentlemen its time to size up ...catches up with us all
It's appropriate that you're named after a pub. A man would need a feed of pints before riidin' ya!
Desperate and selfish.....lol
How can a girl refuse
From what I've heard, refusing isn't your style! "
I've been taught well......never say no to my elders
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Take the chicken fillets out of it bra love I can smell em from here
I know your pension doesn't go far but you don't have to steal her fillets
I was going give em to u
You'll never get near me to get these fillets
I'll never get near you with the smell off ya!
Button up the bloody shirt
I can't, it's too tight across my tits.
We must be shopping at the same store!
I'm fairly sure I've seen you begging outside the door alright.
Gentlemen its time to size up ...catches up with us all
It's appropriate that you're named after a pub. A man would need a feed of pints before riidin' ya!
Desperate and selfish.....lol
How can a girl refuse
From what I've heard, refusing isn't your style!
I've been taught well......never say no to my elders
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I'd say you were trained rather than taught, probably by a horse trainer! |
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Take the chicken fillets out of it bra love I can smell em from here
I know your pension doesn't go far but you don't have to steal her fillets
I was going give em to u
You'll never get near me to get these fillets
I'll never get near you with the smell off ya!
Button up the bloody shirt
I can't, it's too tight across my tits.
We must be shopping at the same store!
I'm fairly sure I've seen you begging outside the door alright.
Gentlemen its time to size up ...catches up with us all
It's appropriate that you're named after a pub. A man would need a feed of pints before riidin' ya!
Desperate and selfish.....lol
How can a girl refuse
From what I've heard, refusing isn't your style!
I've been taught well......never say no to my elders
I'd say you were trained rather than taught, probably by a horse trainer! "
Time for your meds Mr McCarthy |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I didn't realise the psychiatric patients were allowed to help with that? "
Karly says stuff u drongo u couldn't even be bothered to ring her after Sydney university found her in her hermits cave and pestered her till she broke her vow of silence |
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"I didn't realise the psychiatric patients were allowed to help with that?
Karly says stuff u drongo u couldn't even be bothered to ring her after Sydney university found her in her hermits cave and pestered her till she broke her vow of silence "
I haven't had time to think about her with all the "fancy a fuck" messages you keep sending me. |
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"I didn't realise the psychiatric patients were allowed to help with that?
Karly says stuff u drongo u couldn't even be bothered to ring her after Sydney university found her in her hermits cave and pestered her till she broke her vow of silence
I haven't had time to think about her with all the "fancy a fuck" messages you keep sending me. "
You did say you were desperate |
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"I didn't realise the psychiatric patients were allowed to help with that?
Karly says stuff u drongo u couldn't even be bothered to ring her after Sydney university found her in her hermits cave and pestered her till she broke her vow of silence
I haven't had time to think about her with all the "fancy a fuck" messages you keep sending me. "
A fuck is a fuck after all |
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"We'res yiur good Looking suster hehe
No bloody crack at all
Wha? You've no bloody crack? Not what I heard!!handsome man is that what mammy told you
Jaysus.. Two arses? How did you manage that?
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"We'res yiur good Looking suster hehe
No bloody crack at all
Wha? You've no bloody crack? Not what I heard!!handsome man is that what mammy told you
Jaysus.. Two arses? How did you manage that? "
close your shirt I've seen a bigger chest on a pigeon |
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"We'res yiur good Looking suster hehe
No bloody crack at all
Wha? You've no bloody crack? Not what I heard!!handsome man is that what mammy told you
Jaysus.. Two arses? How did you manage that? close your shirt I've seen a bigger chest on a pigeon "
It should be white undies you have on not black |
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"We'res yiur good Looking suster hehe
No bloody crack at all
Wha? You've no bloody crack? Not what I heard!!handsome man is that what mammy told you
Jaysus.. Two arses? How did you manage that? close your shirt I've seen a bigger chest on a pigeon
It should be white undies you have on not black "
Bloody kerry men |
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"We'res yiur good Looking suster hehe
No bloody crack at all
Wha? You've no bloody crack? Not what I heard!!handsome man is that what mammy told you
Jaysus.. Two arses? How did you manage that? close your shirt I've seen a bigger chest on a pigeon
It should be white undies you have on not black
Bloody kerry men "
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"We'res yiur good Looking suster hehe
No bloody crack at all
Wha? You've no bloody crack? Not what I heard!!handsome man is that what mammy told you
Jaysus.. Two arses? How did you manage that? close your shirt I've seen a bigger chest on a pigeon
It should be white undies you have on not black
Bloody kerry men "
Your loud and obnoxious.Oh yes your also mutton dressed as lamb.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was gonna insult you then I saw those breasts and thought...nope can't do it
Ahh ffs ....
I can. Youre in drogheda :D
Your Not that dark "
Youre not a rovr |
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over a year ago
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"I was gonna insult you then I saw those breasts and thought...nope can't do it
Ahh ffs ....
I can. Youre in drogheda :D
Your Not that dark
Youre not a rovr
I am you just haven't caught me"
You annoy me ! |
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"I was gonna insult you then I saw those breasts and thought...nope can't do it
Ahh ffs ....
I can. Youre in drogheda :D
Your Not that dark
Youre not a rovr
I am you just haven't caught me
You annoy me ! "
You annoy me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was gonna insult you then I saw those breasts and thought...nope can't do it
Ahh ffs ....
I can. Youre in drogheda :D
Your Not that dark
Youre not a rovr
I am you just haven't caught me
You annoy me !
You annoy me too "
You dont like sex |
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"I was gonna insult you then I saw those breasts and thought...nope can't do it
Ahh ffs ....
I can. Youre in drogheda :D
Your Not that dark
Youre not a rovr
I am you just haven't caught me
You annoy me !
You annoy me too
You dont like sex "
You wont make me cum |
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