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Gimme your best ones..
Girl goes to the doctor and informs him that she keeps finding Peurto Rican postage stamps in her pussy.
"They're not stamps...They're stickers from bananas"
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I saw a woman reading 50 shades of grey on the dart today.
"at least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile.
"you disgusting wanker" she said and stormed off down the carriage.
I just want to know are all kindle owners miserable pricks? |
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"I saw a woman reading 50 shades of grey on the dart today.
"at least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile.
"you disgusting wanker" she said and stormed off down the carriage.
I just want to know are all kindle owners miserable pricks?"
Definitely not 
Im the owner of the kindle and sometimes lick my finger too...
Cmon! I just read the paper copy then next day switched to kindle and it's a routine to lick a finger time to time |
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An Englishman and a Frenchman are chatting and the English guy says.. "Did you know we are playing Croatia on Wednesday night?".
The French guy replies,
“What a coincidence!
We are playing them on Sunday..” |
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"An Englishman and a Frenchman are chatting and the English guy says.. "Did you know we are playing Croatia on Wednesday night?".
The French guy replies,
“What a coincidence!
We are playing them on Sunday..”"
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A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all on his own, he went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's has to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears?
Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100% natural.
I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid.
I have a 28 inch waist.
Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered... "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming... That was me."
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"A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all on his own, he went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's has to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears?
Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100% natural.
I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid.
I have a 28 inch waist.
Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered... "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming... That was me."
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Guy stuck his head in a barber shop and asked “how long before I can get a cut” barber looked around at the customers said “about 2 hours” the guy left.
Few days later, the same guy sticks his head in asks “how long before I can get a cut” barber looks around says “3 hours” the guy left.
Week later, same guy again “how long till I can get my cut” barber looks around say “about and hour and a half” the guy left again.
Barber turns to his friend says “hey do me a favour, follow him see where he goes. He keeps asking how long for a cut, but never comes back”
Little while later his friend comes back laughing hysterically, barber says “well where does he go when he leaves”
His friend says through the tears “your house mate”
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"Guy stuck his head in a barber shop and asked “how long before I can get a cut” barber looked around at the customers said “about 2 hours” the guy left.
Few days later, the same guy sticks his head in asks “how long before I can get a cut” barber looks around says “3 hours” the guy left.
Week later, same guy again “how long till I can get my cut” barber looks around say “about and hour and a half” the guy left again.
Barber turns to his friend says “hey do me a favour, follow him see where he goes. He keeps asking how long for a cut, but never comes back”
Little while later his friend comes back laughing hysterically, barber says “well where does he go when he leaves”
His friend says through the tears “your house mate”
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"A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all on his own, he went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's has to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears?
Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100% natural.
I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid.
I have a 28 inch waist.
Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered... "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming... That was me."
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nt coming!!