I think that's the correct word anyway.
Flicking through the TV tonight and caught a few minutes of a music programme on TG4.
Lady in the band playing the flute, quite well.
Perv mind kicked in of course 
So, have any of you ever received a blowjob from a flute player and were there extra skills apparent or depths that were reached which other, non wind playing ladies, couldn't reach?
Just a curiosity which may see me in a Mac outside the National Concert Hall or trad sessions  |
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"Are ya on the black stuff tonight JD "
I am indeed Slips. Sure who wasn't sitting out having a few on this beautiful evening? Oh! That was three hours ago! I meant to stop but the spicy pizza I made gave me a good for more |
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"Are ya on the black stuff tonight JD
I am indeed Slips. Sure who wasn't sitting out having a few on this beautiful evening? Oh! That was three hours ago! I meant to stop but the spicy pizza I made gave me a good for more "
My lasagne made me have wine |
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"Are ya on the black stuff tonight JD
I am indeed Slips. Sure who wasn't sitting out having a few on this beautiful evening? Oh! That was three hours ago! I meant to stop but the spicy pizza I made gave me a good for more
My lasagne made me have wine "
I put half a bottle in the lasagna, just as a mental note to myself to know what to have with it 
The kids love it
PS - for the PC brigade, I slow bake the meat ragu for 3hrs before layering it into the lasagna, so the alcohol is completely gone  |
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"Are ya on the black stuff tonight JD
I am indeed Slips. Sure who wasn't sitting out having a few on this beautiful evening? Oh! That was three hours ago! I meant to stop but the spicy pizza I made gave me a good for more
My lasagne made me have wine
I put half a bottle in the lasagna, just as a mental note to myself to know what to have with it
The kids love it
PS - for the PC brigade, I slow bake the meat ragu for 3hrs before layering it into the lasagna, so the alcohol is completely gone "
Feck that JD they need something to put them asleep |
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"Are ya on the black stuff tonight JD
I am indeed Slips. Sure who wasn't sitting out having a few on this beautiful evening? Oh! That was three hours ago! I meant to stop but the spicy pizza I made gave me a good for more
My lasagne made me have wine
I put half a bottle in the lasagna, just as a mental note to myself to know what to have with it
The kids love it
PS - for the PC brigade, I slow bake the meat ragu for 3hrs before layering it into the lasagna, so the alcohol is completely gone
Feck that JD they need something to put them asleep "
We better stop foodie hogging the OP's thread and get back to talking flautists and oral.
Sorry OP |
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"Are ya on the black stuff tonight JD
I am indeed Slips. Sure who wasn't sitting out having a few on this beautiful evening? Oh! That was three hours ago! I meant to stop but the spicy pizza I made gave me a good for more
My lasagne made me have wine
I put half a bottle in the lasagna, just as a mental note to myself to know what to have with it
The kids love it
PS - for the PC brigade, I slow bake the meat ragu for 3hrs before layering it into the lasagna, so the alcohol is completely gone
Feck that JD they need something to put them asleep
We better stop foodie hogging the OP's thread and get back to talking flautists and oral.
Sorry OP"
 my bad sorry OP. I’ve never played an instrumental flute |
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"Apparently finger placement is as crucial as lip application on the opening
Most definitely is JD don’t want to be out of sync "
God no! A blow or finger in the wrong place at the wrong time could cause discombobulation or death  |
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"Apparently finger placement is as crucial as lip application on the opening
Most definitely is JD don’t want to be out of sync
God no! A blow or finger in the wrong place at the wrong time could cause discombobulation or death "
And worse yet blow the wrong tune  |
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"Apparently finger placement is as crucial as lip application on the opening
Most definitely is JD don’t want to be out of sync
God no! A blow or finger in the wrong place at the wrong time could cause discombobulation or death
And worse yet blow the wrong tune "
Morto! How could you not play the Jaws tune |
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By *oghunter33Woman
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If I did to a flute what I do to a cock, you wouldn't hear one note of music coming out of the flute, it would be shiny on the outside and spit slobbery on the inside.
If I did to a cock what I do to play the flute, there would no sound either from the man attached to it and the cock would resemble more a concertina than a flute.
So why is a blow job called a blow job?  |
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I would think that any person that plays a wind instrument professionally would certainly have more enhanced control and muscle tone in their lips. However it would probably be more obvious in male giving cunnilingus (says an ex trumpet player, lol) |
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"If I did to a flute what I do to a cock, you wouldn't hear one note of music coming out of the flute, it would be shiny on the outside and spit slobbery on the inside.
If I did to a cock what I do to play the flute, there would no sound either from the man attached to it and the cock would resemble more a concertina than a flute.
So why is a blow job called a blow job? "
Sounds like a new thread DH. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"If I did to a flute what I do to a cock, you wouldn't hear one note of music coming out of the flute, it would be shiny on the outside and spit slobbery on the inside.
If I did to a cock what I do to play the flute, there would no sound either from the man attached to it and the cock would resemble more a concertina than a flute.
So why is a blow job called a blow job?
Sounds like a new thread DH."
Let's just leave it at 'a suck job' just doesn't sound inviting. |
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