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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was out last night and had a new one used on me. Those are some nice pants! Mind if I test the zipper. Have to say did make me laugh. What is the one that made you laugh? |
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(Some years ago in a club, After some attempts by me to get somewhere...
Girl: Will you f**k off and quit annoying me or I'll kick you in the balls!
Me: (trying to be smart): What sort of a chat up line is that? Never gonna work; what else have you got..??
Girl: *Boot!*
Me: *Crunch!* Ooooooooo!!
Girl walks away; I stand with legs buckled trying to coax them back down...
True story.  |
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"(Some years ago in a club, After some attempts by me to get somewhere...
Girl: Will you f**k off and quit annoying me or I'll kick you in the balls!
Me: (trying to be smart): What sort of a chat up line is that? Never gonna work; what else have you got..??
Girl: *Boot!*
Me: *Crunch!* Ooooooooo!!
Girl walks away; I stand with legs buckled trying to coax them back down...
True story. "
Brilliant  |
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By *itenurse69Couple
over a year ago
Fermanagh/ Monaghan, |
"(Some years ago in a club, After some attempts by me to get somewhere...
Girl: Will you f**k off and quit annoying me or I'll kick you in the balls!
Me: (trying to be smart): What sort of a chat up line is that? Never gonna work; what else have you got..??
Girl: *Boot!*
Me: *Crunch!* Ooooooooo!!
Girl walks away; I stand with legs buckled trying to coax them back down...
True story. "
Awww poor you OP, i would have definately given you 10 out of 10 for think on your feet and coming up with a good response. |
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"(Some years ago in a club, After some attempts by me to get somewhere...
Girl: Will you f**k off and quit annoying me or I'll kick you in the balls!
Me: (trying to be smart): What sort of a chat up line is that? Never gonna work; what else have you got..??
Girl: *Boot!*
Me: *Crunch!* Ooooooooo!!
Girl walks away; I stand with legs buckled trying to coax them back down...
True story.
Awww poor you OP, i would have definately given you 10 out of 10 for think on your feet and coming up with a good response. "
...it would be even funnier if there was some girl on here now reading this thread and suddenly realised: 'I remember that dick!!' |
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Heard a guy recently asking a girl if she knew the difference between a Lamborghini and a hard on, she said no and he said " I don't have a Lamborghini" she did laugh and then look down to be fair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"(Some years ago in a club, After some attempts by me to get somewhere...
Girl: Will you f**k off and quit annoying me or I'll kick you in the balls!
Me: (trying to be smart): What sort of a chat up line is that? Never gonna work; what else have you got..??
Girl: *Boot!*
Me: *Crunch!* Ooooooooo!!
Girl walks away; I stand with legs buckled trying to coax them back down..."
Did you learn your lesson?  |
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"Heard a guy recently asking a girl if she knew the difference between a Lamborghini and a hard on, she said no and he said " I don't have a Lamborghini" she did laugh and then look down to be fair. "
Smooth I would’ve looked too |
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"Heard a guy recently asking a girl if she knew the difference between a Lamborghini and a hard on, she said no and he said " I don't have a Lamborghini" she did laugh and then look down to be fair.
Smooth I would’ve looked too "
I thought you would have checked lol
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