"Funnest text u ever got? "
"I've just found Mrs xxx dead on the kitchen floor. What should I do?"
Me: "Magda WTF??? You found a dead person???"
Magda: "Sorry, texted wrong person -never mind"
(Context: Magda was a lady I was seeing a few years ago who worked as a home carer) |
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"Funnest text u ever got?
"I've just found Mrs xxx dead on the kitchen floor. What should I do?"
Me: "Magda WTF??? You found a dead person???"
Magda: "Sorry, texted wrong person -never mind"
(Context: Magda was a lady I was seeing a few years ago who worked as a home carer)"
Hahahahahahahahaha, fucking hilarious!!!!  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Miss x:I was shopping today and brought some naughty undies don't stay in the pub to long I am sitting here in them waiting for u
Me : are u sure u Meant to send me that text
Miss x :shit who are u
Me : not the person u want to come home and find u in ur naughty undies but pls keep me up to date on how that works out for u
Yes she text me the following day and told me he arrived home and went down on her and then she went down on him and let's just say the undies ended up on the sitting room floor  |
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