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I was offered sex with a beautiful woman today
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A gay couple are on a long flight together. The plane is quiet and one says to the other “lets make love right now.” The other man is hesitant so the first man stands up and shouts “can I get a napkin??!!” Nobody pays attention and the stewardesses don’t even look up. This convinced the second man and they made sweet love.
At the end of the flight, an old man is on his way out but he has gotten very badly sick as a result of air sickness. The stewardess asks him why he didn’t ask for a vomit bag?
The man replies “are you crazy? The man a few rows in front asked for a napkin and he got fucked up the ass!!!” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A gay couple are on a long flight together. The plane is quiet and one says to the other “lets make love right now.” The other man is hesitant so the first man stands up and shouts “can I get a napkin??!!” Nobody pays attention and the stewardesses don’t even look up. This convinced the second man and they made sweet love.
At the end of the flight, an old man is on his way out but he has gotten very badly sick as a result of air sickness. The stewardess asks him why he didn’t ask for a vomit bag?
The man replies “are you crazy? The man a few rows in front asked for a napkin and he got fucked up the ass!!!” "
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A magician got a job working on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always ruin his act by saying things like “Squawk, He has a card up his sleeve!” Or “He has a dove in his pocket, SQUAWK!”
One day, the ship sank and the magician and his parrot were together on a lifeboat....
For a few days they just sat, looking at each other, not saying a word, until finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, “Squawk, ok I give up, what the fuck did you do with the ship!?”
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