Hey everyone. Following on from the poem I posted last week. Here's another instalment.
This week : limericks
For those who thought last week's was "boring and long" I hope these are more to your taste  I mean who doesn't like limericks? feel free to add a verse or two |
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Now Billy thought he was the man
His small Willy and him hatched a plan
He used Photoshop
To lengthen his cock
Now it's as long as 10 deodorant cans
Did this work for him? Yes and no
The coffee meets started to flow
But when he whipped out his dick
Every woman got sick
Now he's got no fab friends just fab foes |
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Jacquelines been fabbing a while
The most sophisticated here by a mile
She speaks good and proper
Don't dare try to stop her
She's a self professed sapiophile
She likes her men toned to the last
Her list of demands is quite vast
She loves big cock too
Just between me and you
If you're less than 12 inches jog on fast
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"A lad called _ofistimacated
Just wanted to be masturbated
But try as he might
He found no help with his plight
So he waited and waited and waited...."
Yes my name is _ofistimacated
But I'm sick of being masturbated
I am here for a break
From the five finger shake
I want something more xxx-rated
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By *ohnandGemCouple
over a year ago
Louth/Meath/Dublin |
"A lad called _ofistimacated
Just wanted to be masturbated
But try as he might
He found no help with his plight
So he waited and waited and waited....
Yes my name is _ofistimacated
But I'm sick of being masturbated
I am here for a break
From the five finger shake
I want something more xxx-rated
"
That's really a noble persuit
But I think you should give it the boot
Cos you've no change in hell
Of pulling a belle
Your lad will be a wizened old fruit!
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"A lad called _ofistimacated
Just wanted to be masturbated
But try as he might
He found no help with his plight
So he waited and waited and waited....
Yes my name is _ofistimacated
But I'm sick of being masturbated
I am here for a break
From the five finger shake
I want something more xxx-rated
That's really a noble persuit
But I think you should give it the boot
Cos you've no change in hell
Of pulling a belle
Your lad will be a wizened old fruit!
"
What are you trying to say
for a single guy I'm doing ok
So I don't think I'll run
Gonna stay for more fun
Anyone free next Sunday?
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"A lad called _ofistimacated
Just wanted to be masturbated
But try as he might
He found no help with his plight
So he waited and waited and waited...."
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Sofistimacated was a clever man
who hatched himself a cunning plan 
Sliced the end off a can of
"Soft drink's flat" was all he spoke 
before asking women to shake his can  |
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a limerick from limerick 