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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago
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Ok, simple test to check your body flexibility: can you wash your feet at the bathroom sink, fling the left or right foot up into the sink under the tap, rub some soap onto it and rinse, then repeat with the other foot. Don't forget to clean the sink afterwards.
Can you do it, yes or no?
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"Yes I can do it... does that mean I'm bendy?...
I can bend over and put the palms of my hands flat on the ground. That's probably something to do with having ickle short legs. "
Want to see that in front of me. |
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"Ok, simple test to check your body flexibility: can you wash your feet at the bathroom sink, fling the left or right foot up into the sink under the tap, rub some soap onto it and rinse, then repeat with the other foot. Don't forget to clean the sink afterwards.
Can you do it, yes or no?
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..tried this and on the way to A&E, I'm sending you the bill  |
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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Yes I can do it... does that mean I'm bendy?...
I can bend over and put the palms of my hands flat on the ground. That's probably something to do with having ickle short legs. "
I'd say that's pretty bendy, nothing to do with short legs as your upper body is (normally) in proportion with your lower one.  |
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"Those fag boxes with the rotting toes... 
Are they green, brown, blue or already black?  "
... I juts struggle to believe that’s smoking will make me notice my foot is rotting off.. |
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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I can do it, though not really a test of my flexibility as much as a test of my height  "
Well if it's too easy for you, try the kitchen sink which is normally higher. I just did it. Right leg is harder than left one for some weird reason.  |
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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I bet you sleep on your side Doghunter?
Most people are less flexible on one side than the other, or maybe you are left footed if you do play sport. "
I actually sleep most of the time on my back, kick the football with the right but did the high jumping like a left footed person. Conclusion I'm all over the place and it doesn't make sense, therefore I'm a woman!  |
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"I bet you sleep on your side Doghunter?
Most people are less flexible on one side than the other, or maybe you are left footed if you do play sport.
I actually sleep most of the time on my back, kick the football with the right but did the high jumping like a left footed person. Conclusion I'm all over the place and it doesn't make sense, therefore I'm a woman! "
Lol. I kick with my left, write with my right, play snooker with my left, play cricket with my right, i can shoot either hand, darts with my right, golf right handed and my cock is hard and straight |
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"Ok, simple test to check your body flexibility: can you wash your feet at the bathroom sink, fling the left or right foot up into the sink under the tap, rub some soap onto it and rinse, then repeat with the other foot. Don't forget to clean the sink afterwards.
Can you do it, yes or no?
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Yes too all, I am very flexable |
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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I bet you sleep on your side Doghunter?
Most people are less flexible on one side than the other, or maybe you are left footed if you do play sport.
I actually sleep most of the time on my back, kick the football with the right but did the high jumping like a left footed person. Conclusion I'm all over the place and it doesn't make sense, therefore I'm a woman!
Lol. I kick with my left, write with my right, play snooker with my left, play cricket with my right, i can shoot either hand, darts with my right, golf right handed and my cock is hard and straight "
You're a phenomenon! Now tell me can you do it or not? |
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"Ok, simple test to check your body flexibility: can you wash your feet at the bathroom sink, fling the left or right foot up into the sink under the tap, rub some soap onto it and rinse, then repeat with the other foot. Don't forget to clean the sink afterwards.
Can you do it, yes or no?
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Can do it without spilling that much water and then cut my nails in that position but "no sudden movements" is always a good idea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not that I have or do but I could, if needed, bite my toenails. Up until a few years ago I could put my foot behind my head. Left one was easy. Right one not so much. |
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"I can put my foot up on the mantlepiece 
And when it's on the mantle piece can you touch your soles? Actually that's one I haven't tried. "
Yes comfortably
I regularly sit like buddha with my legs crossed over each other
My knees are very flexible |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can put my foot up on the mantlepiece
I can only wonder what led you to make that discovery
Just thought to myself...."whats the worst that could happen" "
Makes perfect sense! |
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"I can put my foot up on the mantlepiece
I can only wonder what led you to make that discovery
Just thought to myself...."whats the worst that could happen"
Makes perfect sense!"
Need to be careful not to try it while wearing socks. You could slip and almost split your head off the coffee table. Dont ask how i know that  |
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"I can put my foot up on the mantlepiece
I can only wonder what led you to make that discovery
Just thought to myself...."whats the worst that could happen"
Makes perfect sense!
Need to be careful not to try it while wearing socks. You could slip and almost split your head off the coffee table. Dont ask how i know that "
All over the country now, people are finding this out for themselves!! |
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"I can put my foot up on the mantlepiece
I can only wonder what led you to make that discovery
Just thought to myself...."whats the worst that could happen"
Makes perfect sense!
Need to be careful not to try it while wearing socks. You could slip and almost split your head off the coffee table. Dont ask how i know that
All over the country now, people are finding this out for themselves!!"
I accept no responsibility for any injuries that may occur. Do so at your own risk! |
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"I can put my foot up on the mantlepiece
I can only wonder what led you to make that discovery
Just thought to myself...."whats the worst that could happen"
Makes perfect sense!
Need to be careful not to try it while wearing socks. You could slip and almost split your head off the coffee table. Dont ask how i know that
All over the country now, people are finding this out for themselves!!
I accept no responsibility for any injuries that may occur. Do so at your own risk!"
It's ok, I was wearing flip-flops |
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"I can do it, though not really a test of my flexibility as much as a test of my height
Well if it's too easy for you, try the kitchen sink which is normally higher. I just did it. Right leg is harder than left one for some weird reason. "
Mental train of thought after reading that:
"I could do that. I'm gonna try it. Don't be stupid what are you trying to prove"
So I did it
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Sure every one of us forgot to dry the first foot washed, before trying to wash the other and failed the test, after falling on our arse.
Thankfully I have a power shower (you may have read the benefits ) which I turn to extreme and it washes my tootsie's perfectly.
Feck the DH method |
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By *oghunter33 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Just broke arse trying to comply with the DH flexibility rules
Anyone capable in massaging a wounded derriere greatly welcome
DH is a cow, saying it loud! "
Ahhhh sorry John, forgot to issue a warning: don't try it at 1am when you had a Guinness or two, you could set yourself up for a fall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I bet you sleep on your side Doghunter?
Most people are less flexible on one side than the other, or maybe you are left footed if you do play sport.
I actually sleep most of the time on my back, kick the football with the right but did the high jumping like a left footed person. Conclusion I'm all over the place and it doesn't make sense, therefore I'm a woman!
Lol. I kick with my left, write with my right, play snooker with my left, play cricket with my right, i can shoot either hand, darts with my right, golf right handed and my cock is hard and straight
You're a phenomenon! Now tell me can you do it or not? "
DH. I'm 6'5", getting my foot in the bathroom or kitchen sink isn't a big ask! |
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