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48. Not out

By *ohnbi01 OP Man over a year ago

tipperary

Hit the middle of the road birthday today. Sure the big 48 wouldn't even encourage the mates out for a midweek pint. So started thinking ( dangerous thing for a tipp lad)

Regrets, I've had a few, but then again a few to mention

Number 1.

Think the big one was my Delph. The ould smile is grand, but with a bit more brush work. Sure the sky was the limit. Big one here folks is mind the delph. False plastic gnashers are grand, sure they do the job, but avoid apples

Number 2.

Second one was not insuring the no claims bonus.

Trust me folks you can never be to young or to pretty, one rear end gone wrong and you will be screaming for more cover. In fact one rear end gone wrong and you will be screaming. Full stop.

Number 3

has to be keep the lawn cut. No one can envisage the hot spell, but once the lawn is trimmed, sure isn't it great to do a few lunges and feel the air singing Danny boy where it wouldn't normally hit. ( this can be applied to personal grooming as well) and you have a tasty garden as well.

Number 4.

Make sure you have a spare box of beer in the house after work when you are typing shite on fab.

Number 6.

Box of beer found. Slug one bottle rather fast while still singing Neil diamond songs in your head.

Number 7.

Sure for any of us old enough, grizzly Adams. This one needs no more. ( down Ben stop clawing me)

Number 8

Forget about the 4 in front of your age, when farts stop been funny I'll act the full age. Until the snigger like your 4.

Number 9.

I'll leave this one to the good people of fab. What's the number 9 for ye.

Fucking hell I went a long way there to ask a question. But sure what else would toy do when the beer was flowing and my biological click was ticking

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