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Lines on here that make you eye roll...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What size of cock do women like
What type of pussy do guys like
The current forum threads basically ff 
Don't forget the best boobs and cock threads......they actually make me cringe  "
Haha how could I forget about them   |
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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago
Youghal |
Fuck, kiss, drink, avoid threads....or any other iteration of that theme.
I tried to start thread slating them at the weekend but I was full of Jameson and I think I fell asleep halfway through my post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 messages in......
Have u kik
ROFL, got one of those a few minutes ago"
Perhaps the most annoying as it's inevitably the male half of the couple who is just looking to try chat up T behind my back through pm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey fancy a fuck (first message in)
I have a huge load here for you (first message in)
I'm really horny and I can accommodate if you fancy coming round (first message at 4am in the morning when we're in bed).
I just want to meet you on your own (well we're a couple, we suggest you message single women)
Hi (Ermmm hello)
I think you get the drift. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Read the profile "....like ffs where will we get the feckin time...far too busy sending "wanna fuck " messages and posing for cock pic number 27 angle 32 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“I was very well verified on my old profile and completely guarantee that I’m 100% genuine.”
Well as long as you guarantee it..."
Haha. Forgot about that one.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh another one we forgot about.
"Hey, I just noticed we live near each other" or "Hey I'm passing through your neck of the woods soon"
(Riiiiight, oookkkay and you're telling us because???  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People terrified of ‘Sydney Uni’
Bullshit "
There's some girl in Sydney Uni thumping a desk "Strewth! Foiled again Skippy! And it was such a unique profile......." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Read the profile "....like ffs where will we get the feckin time...far too busy sending "wanna fuck " messages and posing for cock pic number 27 angle 32 "
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By *un4tooCouple
over a year ago
north cork |
"Professional couple"
"Professional male/female".
Fancy way of saying you're employed!
Or "semi retired"
Just say you work part time, dont make it sound like you've earned millions and are chilling out now. |
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By *un4tooCouple
over a year ago
north cork |
"“I could lick pussy for hours”
(No you couldn’t, get a grip! )
And, go..."
Hours in Sex life is the equivalent to doggy years.
So for every 1 minute of oral he thinks its 10 minutes, so by hours he means 12 minutes in real time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“I could lick pussy for hours”
(No you couldn’t, get a grip! )
And, go...
Hours in Sex life is the equivalent to doggy years.
So for every 1 minute of oral he thinks its 10 minutes, so by hours he means 12 minutes in real time "
That’s ten minutes too much!  |
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Couples profiles that say "She is very picky so bring your A game guys"
*Nah mate, judging by the fact she has sex with you she isn't that picky.
Single profiles of girls that say
"Bring your A game".
"Treat her with respect".
**Might as well put up the bat signal that you treated her like a slut for 3 minutes of average sex.
* nothing wrong with wanting the best.
** nothing wrong with treating a girl like a slut for 3 mins of mind blowing sex, just be honest about it. |
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