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"So im out one night in the club. Spot this stunning milf, must be 55/60 that way. Im eyeing her up, she eyeing me up and we eventually start chatting and had a drink. Shes grinding up against me and one thing is leading to another. She whispers in my ear "ever have a 3sum with a mother and daughter?". No? I replied in pure excitement "wanna come back to mine?" And pulls me into a taxi. Hands every where, all over each other. A mother and daughter 3sum. A dream. Flings open her front door and shouts up the stairs, maaaaammmm. "Lol love it ??????  | |||
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"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball...not alot just mostly gagging noises "  | |||
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"While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.” "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."" Lol | |||
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" What did the 2 old frogs take the bus? Because their car got toad "Aw jasus, were near the bottom of the barrel here | |||
" What did the 2 old frogs take the bus? Because their car got toad
Aw jasus, were near the bottom of the barrel here "---------------- Okay, okay... Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? 
Because at 69, she gets a frog in her throat  | |||
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Because they croak every night! | |||
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"Whats green and tastes like rashers? Kermits fingers... lol sorry...." ----------------- | |||
"Whats green and tastes like rashers? Kermits fingers... lol sorry...." ------------------- Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them | |||
"Whats green and tastes like rashers? Kermits fingers... lol sorry.... ------------------- Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them "Hahaha.. | |||
"Whats green and tastes like rashers? Kermits fingers... lol sorry.... ------------------- Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them
Hahaha.. "------------------- What did one frog say to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies! | |||
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