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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We see lads asking for advice on profiles or women telling guys what they don't like on their profiles all the time but what things to women have on their profiles that would put you off?
Gaping pics for me would be one. And women looking for "vwe" guys but to be fair that rules me out more than puts me off haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Won't reply without face pic. That one annoys me. Nothing discreet about that. "
I learned early on with that. A woman with like one cleavage pic asked me for a face pic and I complied then after a few more texts when I noticed she wasn't sending any back so I asked and she stopped texting. If you ask for face pics your face should be sent in the same texts I think. |
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"Won't reply without face pic. That one annoys me. Nothing discreet about that. "
Absolutely and then when you do you might text for a while and ask for one back. It's like how dare you ask for a face pic then block |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Women being allowed to say whatever they want, (VWE, tall, fit) if a man put anything similar in relation to a woman he'd get ripped a new asshole! "
No I think if a man put descriptions like that of what he's looking for he may get on better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Won't reply without face pic. That one annoys me. Nothing discreet about that.
Absolutely and then when you do you might text for a while and ask for one back. It's like how dare you ask for a face pic then block"
yeah got that one to... |
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By *etergemmaCouple
over a year ago
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"Women being allowed to say whatever they want, (VWE, tall, fit) if a man put anything similar in relation to a woman he'd get ripped a new asshole! "
why? Some people have preferences, whats wrong with that.
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"Won't reply without face pic. That one annoys me. Nothing discreet about that.
Absolutely and then when you do you might text for a while and ask for one back. It's like how dare you ask for a face pic then blockyeah got that one to..."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women being allowed to say whatever they want, (VWE, tall, fit) if a man put anything similar in relation to a woman he'd get ripped a new asshole! why? Some people have preferences, whats wrong with that."
We all have preferences, however some don't appreciate when you suggest that they dont fit in the category, you set labeled a misogynist! Thats an extreme, but you can work out for yourself what i mean, a man cant change his height or endowment! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women being allowed to say whatever they want, (VWE, tall, fit) if a man put anything similar in relation to a woman he'd get ripped a new asshole!
No I think if a man put descriptions like that of what he's looking for he may get on better "
I agree, express your preferences and it should save time from receiving emails from those you have no interest in. Then again not many read profiles anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Women being allowed to say whatever they want, (VWE, tall, fit) if a man put anything similar in relation to a woman he'd get ripped a new asshole! why? Some people have preferences, whats wrong with that.
We all have preferences, however some don't appreciate when you suggest that they dont fit in the category, you set labeled a misogynist! Thats an extreme, but you can work out for yourself what i mean, a man cant change his height or endowment! "
Actually between me and you, you actually can. Don't tell everyone now cause it'll only increase our competition but if you ever use pornhub you'll see links to Penis enhancement pills guaranteed to add inches to your length and girth in just six weeks. I've a shipment of 3 boxes coming to me. Only 129.99 per box but I got 3 for 400, what a deal. |
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"Won't reply without face pic. That one annoys me. Nothing discreet about that.
I might add to my profile with “won’t reply without arse pic”
Hard to get a smiley one... maybe one that winks "
For some reason every arse I see seems to be staring at me |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Won't reply without face pic. That one annoys me. Nothing discreet about that.
I might add to my profile with “won’t reply without arse pic”
Hard to get a smiley one... maybe one that winks
For some reason every arse I see seems to be staring at me "
Arsehole...sent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women being allowed to say whatever they want, (VWE, tall, fit) if a man put anything similar in relation to a woman he'd get ripped a new asshole! why? Some people have preferences, whats wrong with that.
We all have preferences, however some don't appreciate when you suggest that they dont fit in the category, you set labeled a misogynist! Thats an extreme, but you can work out for yourself what i mean, a man cant change his height or endowment!
Actually between me and you, you actually can. Don't tell everyone now cause it'll only increase our competition but if you ever use pornhub you'll see links to Penis enhancement pills guaranteed to add inches to your length and girth in just six weeks. I've a shipment of 3 boxes coming to me. Only 129.99 per box but I got 3 for 400, what a deal. "
can you get pills to make it smaller? |
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"Won't reply without face pic. That one annoys me. Nothing discreet about that.
I might add to my profile with “won’t reply without arse pic”
Hard to get a smiley one... maybe one that winks
For some reason every arse I see seems to be staring at me
Arsehole...sent"
You are some arsehole B  |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Women being allowed to say whatever they want, (VWE, tall, fit) if a man put anything similar in relation to a woman he'd get ripped a new asshole! why? Some people have preferences, whats wrong with that.
We all have preferences, however some don't appreciate when you suggest that they dont fit in the category, you set labeled a misogynist! Thats an extreme, but you can work out for yourself what i mean, a man cant change his height or endowment!
Actually between me and you, you actually can. Don't tell everyone now cause it'll only increase our competition but if you ever use pornhub you'll see links to Penis enhancement pills guaranteed to add inches to your length and girth in just six weeks. I've a shipment of 3 boxes coming to me. Only 129.99 per box but I got 3 for 400, what a deal.
can you get pills to make it smaller? "
Just drop the box on it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Women being allowed to say whatever they want, (VWE, tall, fit) if a man put anything similar in relation to a woman he'd get ripped a new asshole! why? Some people have preferences, whats wrong with that.
We all have preferences, however some don't appreciate when you suggest that they dont fit in the category, you set labeled a misogynist! Thats an extreme, but you can work out for yourself what i mean, a man cant change his height or endowment!
Actually between me and you, you actually can. Don't tell everyone now cause it'll only increase our competition but if you ever use pornhub you'll see links to Penis enhancement pills guaranteed to add inches to your length and girth in just six weeks. I've a shipment of 3 boxes coming to me. Only 129.99 per box but I got 3 for 400, what a deal.
can you get pills to make it smaller? "
No, I'm afraid you're stuck with it unless you want to go down the caitlyn jenner route. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Women being allowed to say whatever they want, (VWE, tall, fit) if a man put anything similar in relation to a woman he'd get ripped a new asshole!
No I think if a man put descriptions like that of what he's looking for he may get on better
I agree, express your preferences and it should save time from receiving emails from those you have no interest in. Then again not many read profiles anyway "
That in it self deserves a delete unread those that do read are more successful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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can you get pills to make it smaller?
No, I'm afraid you're stuck with it unless you want to go down the caitlyn jenner route. "
Fuck that her kids are dicks! |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Won't reply without face pic. That one annoys me. Nothing discreet about that.
I might add to my profile with “won’t reply without arse pic”
Hard to get a smiley one... maybe one that winks
For some reason every arse I see seems to be staring at me
Arsehole...sent
You are some arsehole B "
I know...a complete one  |
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"Won't reply without face pic. That one annoys me. Nothing discreet about that.
I might add to my profile with “won’t reply without arse pic”
Hard to get a smiley one... maybe one that winks
For some reason every arse I see seems to be staring at me
Arsehole...sent
You are some arsehole B
I know...a complete one "
Better a complete one than a half arsed one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Supply and demand alas. The ladies can ask and get. Too many guys sign up and think it's a free for all though. Then vent on forums 24hours later after not getting the hop. |
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"Won't reply without face pic. That one annoys me. Nothing discreet about that.
I might add to my profile with “won’t reply without arse pic”
Hard to get a smiley one... maybe one that winks
For some reason every arse I see seems to be staring at me
Arsehole...sent
You are some arsehole B
I know...a complete one
Better a complete one than a half arsed one"
I prefer a nice round one |
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"Won't reply without face pic. That one annoys me. Nothing discreet about that.
I might add to my profile with “won’t reply without arse pic”
Hard to get a smiley one... maybe one that winks
For some reason every arse I see seems to be staring at me
Arsehole...sent
You are some arsehole B
I know...a complete one
Better a complete one than a half arsed one
I prefer a nice round one "
What about a juicy fat one? |
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VWE - if you're only ever experiences are average or below then 6" is VWE. Be specific. You're not paying for the amount of text used!
Face pic required - not unless yours is on your profile or you send me one in your message and I don't recognise you.
Little/Nymph/Petite/other words referring to small/waif like - then pics are of someone who hasn't moved off a bed in 5yrs! Yes, I know Little can refer to roleplay, I'm not talking about those 
Not Meeting - hide yer feckin profile so 
Will Fill in later - no, you've taken the time to set up a Fab profile. It wasn't something that you randomly fell across on the internet, you've thought about it, so put a feckin description in ya lazy sod! Oh and list your Interests. People are complicated enough without a little direction of what you like or might want to explore.
Bath pics - ok ladies, we get it. You love languorous bathtimes and may feel sexy in there but a pic of your knees in a froth of bubbles do F all for us and give no clue as to what you look like. Nice to know you know how to wash yourself but that's it. Take a shower pic instead. Much quicker and better for us 
33 - 35yrs old - because you're 34! Live a little at least, when exploring or you certainly don't understand the raison d'etre of Fab.
Safe Sex only - then why have you bareback fucking or cum covered pussy pics on your profile? What concept of Safe Sex have you? We fucked in a bus shelter for protection from the rain! Go spread disease somewhere people don't have basic personal health awareness! I'm referring to alleged singleton people, before any couples start shouting.
Think that's me covered for now. Maybe more later |
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"Won't reply without face pic. That one annoys me. Nothing discreet about that.
I might add to my profile with “won’t reply without arse pic”
Hard to get a smiley one... maybe one that winks
For some reason every arse I see seems to be staring at me
Arsehole...sent
You are some arsehole B
I know...a complete one
Better a complete one than a half arsed one
I prefer a nice round one
What about a juicy fat one?"
You flirt BBD |
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"VWE - if you're only ever experiences are average or below then 6" is VWE. Be specific. You're not paying for the amount of text used!
Face pic required - not unless yours is on your profile or you send me one in your message and I don't recognise you.
Little/Nymph/Petite/other words referring to small/waif like - then pics are of someone who hasn't moved off a bed in 5yrs! Yes, I know Little can refer to roleplay, I'm not talking about those
Not Meeting - hide yer feckin profile so
Will Fill in later - no, you've taken the time to set up a Fab profile. It wasn't something that you randomly fell across on the internet, you've thought about it, so put a feckin description in ya lazy sod! Oh and list your Interests. People are complicated enough without a little direction of what you like or might want to explore.
Bath pics - ok ladies, we get it. You love languorous bathtimes and may feel sexy in there but a pic of your knees in a froth of bubbles do F all for us and give no clue as to what you look like. Nice to know you know how to wash yourself but that's it. Take a shower pic instead. Much quicker and better for us
33 - 35yrs old - because you're 34! Live a little at least, when exploring or you certainly don't understand the raison d'etre of Fab.
Safe Sex only - then why have you bareback fucking or cum covered pussy pics on your profile? What concept of Safe Sex have you? We fucked in a bus shelter for protection from the rain! Go spread disease somewhere people don't have basic personal health awareness! I'm referring to alleged singleton people, before any couples start shouting.
Think that's me covered for now. Maybe more later "
Apologies.
I forgot those mentioning Sapiophile in their profile and then using txt spk! Yeah, F off, your definition of Sapiophile is someone who reads the newspapers, The Sun or The Daily Sport!
Did I put that eloquently enough? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"VWE - if you're only ever experiences are average or below then 6" is VWE. Be specific. You're not paying for the amount of text used!
Face pic required - not unless yours is on your profile or you send me one in your message and I don't recognise you.
Little/Nymph/Petite/other words referring to small/waif like - then pics are of someone who hasn't moved off a bed in 5yrs! Yes, I know Little can refer to roleplay, I'm not talking about those
Not Meeting - hide yer feckin profile so
Will Fill in later - no, you've taken the time to set up a Fab profile. It wasn't something that you randomly fell across on the internet, you've thought about it, so put a feckin description in ya lazy sod! Oh and list your Interests. People are complicated enough without a little direction of what you like or might want to explore.
Bath pics - ok ladies, we get it. You love languorous bathtimes and may feel sexy in there but a pic of your knees in a froth of bubbles do F all for us and give no clue as to what you look like. Nice to know you know how to wash yourself but that's it. Take a shower pic instead. Much quicker and better for us
33 - 35yrs old - because you're 34! Live a little at least, when exploring or you certainly don't understand the raison d'etre of Fab.
Safe Sex only - then why have you bareback fucking or cum covered pussy pics on your profile? What concept of Safe Sex have you? We fucked in a bus shelter for protection from the rain! Go spread disease somewhere people don't have basic personal health awareness! I'm referring to alleged singleton people, before any couples start shouting.
Think that's me covered for now. Maybe more later "
Glad you got that off your chest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is my view on it, it's all part of the enjoyment of fab for me that I as a woman get to be the hunter not the hunted in a way..if there wasn't this certain level of (women are the boss) I wouldn't be here. Ps..let us have our way and all will be happy |
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"Won't reply without face pic. That one annoys me. Nothing discreet about that.
I might add to my profile with “won’t reply without arse pic”
Hard to get a smiley one... maybe one that winks
For some reason every arse I see seems to be staring at me
Arsehole...sent
You are some arsehole B
I know...a complete one
Better a complete one than a half arsed one
I prefer a nice round one
What about a juicy fat one?
You flirt BBD "
Can't help it..lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is my view on it, it's all part of the enjoyment of fab for me that I as a woman get to be the hunter not the hunted in a way..if there wasn't this certain level of (women are the boss) I wouldn't be here. Ps..let us have our way and all will be happy "
No |
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"VWE - if you're only ever experiences are average or below then 6" is VWE. Be specific. You're not paying for the amount of text used!
Face pic required - not unless yours is on your profile or you send me one in your message and I don't recognise you.
Little/Nymph/Petite/other words referring to small/waif like - then pics are of someone who hasn't moved off a bed in 5yrs! Yes, I know Little can refer to roleplay, I'm not talking about those
Not Meeting - hide yer feckin profile so
Will Fill in later - no, you've taken the time to set up a Fab profile. It wasn't something that you randomly fell across on the internet, you've thought about it, so put a feckin description in ya lazy sod! Oh and list your Interests. People are complicated enough without a little direction of what you like or might want to explore.
Bath pics - ok ladies, we get it. You love languorous bathtimes and may feel sexy in there but a pic of your knees in a froth of bubbles do F all for us and give no clue as to what you look like. Nice to know you know how to wash yourself but that's it. Take a shower pic instead. Much quicker and better for us
33 - 35yrs old - because you're 34! Live a little at least, when exploring or you certainly don't understand the raison d'etre of Fab.
Safe Sex only - then why have you bareback fucking or cum covered pussy pics on your profile? What concept of Safe Sex have you? We fucked in a bus shelter for protection from the rain! Go spread disease somewhere people don't have basic personal health awareness! I'm referring to alleged singleton people, before any couples start shouting.
Think that's me covered for now. Maybe more later "
What are you trying to say John. Spit it out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is my view on it, it's all part of the enjoyment of fab for me that I as a woman get to be the hunter not the hunted in a way..if there wasn't this certain level of (women are the boss) I wouldn't be here. Ps..let us have our way and all will be happy
No"
Ooh ok |
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"Women being allowed to say whatever they want, (VWE, tall, fit) if a man put anything similar in relation to a woman he'd get ripped a new asshole! why? Some people have preferences, whats wrong with that."
Correct, that's why I love this site. We are all here for the same but different things it's frickin great |
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"VWE - if you're only ever experiences are average or below then 6" is VWE. Be specific. You're not paying for the amount of text used!
Face pic required - not unless yours is on your profile or you send me one in your message and I don't recognise you.
Little/Nymph/Petite/other words referring to small/waif like - then pics are of someone who hasn't moved off a bed in 5yrs! Yes, I know Little can refer to roleplay, I'm not talking about those
Not Meeting - hide yer feckin profile so
Will Fill in later - no, you've taken the time to set up a Fab profile. It wasn't something that you randomly fell across on the internet, you've thought about it, so put a feckin description in ya lazy sod! Oh and list your Interests. People are complicated enough without a little direction of what you like or might want to explore.
Bath pics - ok ladies, we get it. You love languorous bathtimes and may feel sexy in there but a pic of your knees in a froth of bubbles do F all for us and give no clue as to what you look like. Nice to know you know how to wash yourself but that's it. Take a shower pic instead. Much quicker and better for us
33 - 35yrs old - because you're 34! Live a little at least, when exploring or you certainly don't understand the raison d'etre of Fab.
Safe Sex only - then why have you bareback fucking or cum covered pussy pics on your profile? What concept of Safe Sex have you? We fucked in a bus shelter for protection from the rain! Go spread disease somewhere people don't have basic personal health awareness! I'm referring to alleged singleton people, before any couples start shouting.
Think that's me covered for now. Maybe more later
Glad you got that off your chest "
Hey, you started it, ya Bowsie |
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"This is my view on it, it's all part of the enjoyment of fab for me that I as a woman get to be the hunter not the hunted in a way..if there wasn't this certain level of (women are the boss) I wouldn't be here. Ps..let us have our way and all will be happy
No
Ooh ok "
Ah, the fox becomes the rabbit |
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"VWE - if you're only ever experiences are average or below then 6" is VWE. Be specific. You're not paying for the amount of text used!
Face pic required - not unless yours is on your profile or you send me one in your message and I don't recognise you.
Little/Nymph/Petite/other words referring to small/waif like - then pics are of someone who hasn't moved off a bed in 5yrs! Yes, I know Little can refer to roleplay, I'm not talking about those
Not Meeting - hide yer feckin profile so
Will Fill in later - no, you've taken the time to set up a Fab profile. It wasn't something that you randomly fell across on the internet, you've thought about it, so put a feckin description in ya lazy sod! Oh and list your Interests. People are complicated enough without a little direction of what you like or might want to explore.
Bath pics - ok ladies, we get it. You love languorous bathtimes and may feel sexy in there but a pic of your knees in a froth of bubbles do F all for us and give no clue as to what you look like. Nice to know you know how to wash yourself but that's it. Take a shower pic instead. Much quicker and better for us
33 - 35yrs old - because you're 34! Live a little at least, when exploring or you certainly don't understand the raison d'etre of Fab.
Safe Sex only - then why have you bareback fucking or cum covered pussy pics on your profile? What concept of Safe Sex have you? We fucked in a bus shelter for protection from the rain! Go spread disease somewhere people don't have basic personal health awareness! I'm referring to alleged singleton people, before any couples start shouting.
Think that's me covered for now. Maybe more later
What are you trying to say John. Spit it out."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is my view on it, it's all part of the enjoyment of fab for me that I as a woman get to be the hunter not the hunted in a way..if there wasn't this certain level of (women are the boss) I wouldn't be here. Ps..let us have our way and all will be happy
No
Ooh ok
Ah, the fox becomes the rabbit "
The fox was being sarcastic |
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"This is my view on it, it's all part of the enjoyment of fab for me that I as a woman get to be the hunter not the hunted in a way..if there wasn't this certain level of (women are the boss) I wouldn't be here. Ps..let us have our way and all will be happy
No
Ooh ok
Ah, the fox becomes the rabbit
The fox was being sarcastic "
Love sarcasm. Are you sure you are not from Navan? They're expert in Sarcy wit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put "some form of a shite phrase or word " in the subject box to prove you read the profile.. ..
Like feck sake don't ye know we do be all too busy sending multi angle mickie pics and "wanna fuck" mails to be reading |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I Think everyone is entitled to put on their profile what they want.whether someone else likes it or not is irrelvant."
Ah but corn on the cob in the ass.... Think of the starving children  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I Think everyone is entitled to put on their profile what they want.whether someone else likes it or not is irrelvant.
Ah but corn on the cob in the ass.... Think of the starving children "
They can eat cake |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"I Think everyone is entitled to put on their profile what they want.whether someone else likes it or not is irrelvant."
Of course everyone can do whatever they like with their profile, the same way are peeps entitled to say what puts them off on a profile which is the point of this thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I Think everyone is entitled to put on their profile what they want.whether someone else likes it or not is irrelvant.
Of course everyone can do whatever they like with their profile, the same way are peeps entitled to say what puts them off on a profile which is the point of this thread. "
Earlier post not directed at anyone on this thread or topic at all.was just giving a view in general on profiles . but thanks for the reminder of the thread |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"VWE - if you're only ever experiences are average or below then 6" is VWE. Be specific. You're not paying for the amount of text used!
Face pic required - not unless yours is on your profile or you send me one in your message and I don't recognise you.
Little/Nymph/Petite/other words referring to small/waif like - then pics are of someone who hasn't moved off a bed in 5yrs! Yes, I know Little can refer to roleplay, I'm not talking about those
Not Meeting - hide yer feckin profile so
Will Fill in later - no, you've taken the time to set up a Fab profile. It wasn't something that you randomly fell across on the internet, you've thought about it, so put a feckin description in ya lazy sod! Oh and list your Interests. People are complicated enough without a little direction of what you like or might want to explore.
Bath pics - ok ladies, we get it. You love languorous bathtimes and may feel sexy in there but a pic of your knees in a froth of bubbles do F all for us and give no clue as to what you look like. Nice to know you know how to wash yourself but that's it. Take a shower pic instead. Much quicker and better for us
33 - 35yrs old - because you're 34! Live a little at least, when exploring or you certainly don't understand the raison d'etre of Fab.
Safe Sex only - then why have you bareback fucking or cum covered pussy pics on your profile? What concept of Safe Sex have you? We fucked in a bus shelter for protection from the rain! Go spread disease somewhere people don't have basic personal health awareness! I'm referring to alleged singleton people, before any couples start shouting.
Think that's me covered for now. Maybe more later
What are you trying to say John. Spit it out."
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"VWE - if you're only ever experiences are average or below then 6" is VWE. Be specific. You're not paying for the amount of text used!
Face pic required - not unless yours is on your profile or you send me one in your message and I don't recognise you.
Little/Nymph/Petite/other words referring to small/waif like - then pics are of someone who hasn't moved off a bed in 5yrs! Yes, I know Little can refer to roleplay, I'm not talking about those
Not Meeting - hide yer feckin profile so
Will Fill in later - no, you've taken the time to set up a Fab profile. It wasn't something that you randomly fell across on the internet, you've thought about it, so put a feckin description in ya lazy sod! Oh and list your Interests. People are complicated enough without a little direction of what you like or might want to explore.
Bath pics - ok ladies, we get it. You love languorous bathtimes and may feel sexy in there but a pic of your knees in a froth of bubbles do F all for us and give no clue as to what you look like. Nice to know you know how to wash yourself but that's it. Take a shower pic instead. Much quicker and better for us
33 - 35yrs old - because you're 34! Live a little at least, when exploring or you certainly don't understand the raison d'etre of Fab.
Safe Sex only - then why have you bareback fucking or cum covered pussy pics on your profile? What concept of Safe Sex have you? We fucked in a bus shelter for protection from the rain! Go spread disease somewhere people don't have basic personal health awareness! I'm referring to alleged singleton people, before any couples start shouting.
Think that's me covered for now. Maybe more later
What are you trying to say John. Spit it out.
John's not very vocal and a tad shy"
Shy and retiring, as ye know
As per Ms Fabs comments, I wasn't having a dig at anyone on this thread either, just general comments on some profiles I see.
As per the OP, women rarely, if ever, ask for advice on their profile but, I suppose, when you already know everything and are always right, why would ye need to |
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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago
Limerick |
"VWE - if you're only ever experiences are average or below then 6" is VWE. Be specific. You're not paying for the amount of text used!
Face pic required - not unless yours is on your profile or you send me one in your message and I don't recognise you.
Little/Nymph/Petite/other words referring to small/waif like - then pics are of someone who hasn't moved off a bed in 5yrs! Yes, I know Little can refer to roleplay, I'm not talking about those
Not Meeting - hide yer feckin profile so
Will Fill in later - no, you've taken the time to set up a Fab profile. It wasn't something that you randomly fell across on the internet, you've thought about it, so put a feckin description in ya lazy sod! Oh and list your Interests. People are complicated enough without a little direction of what you like or might want to explore.
Bath pics - ok ladies, we get it. You love languorous bathtimes and may feel sexy in there but a pic of your knees in a froth of bubbles do F all for us and give no clue as to what you look like. Nice to know you know how to wash yourself but that's it. Take a shower pic instead. Much quicker and better for us
33 - 35yrs old - because you're 34! Live a little at least, when exploring or you certainly don't understand the raison d'etre of Fab.
Safe Sex only - then why have you bareback fucking or cum covered pussy pics on your profile? What concept of Safe Sex have you? We fucked in a bus shelter for protection from the rain! Go spread disease somewhere people don't have basic personal health awareness! I'm referring to alleged singleton people, before any couples start shouting.
Think that's me covered for now
. Maybe more later "
That's my profile picked apart |
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"VWE - if you're only ever experiences are average or below then 6" is VWE. Be specific. You're not paying for the amount of text used!
Face pic required - not unless yours is on your profile or you send me one in your message and I don't recognise you.
Little/Nymph/Petite/other words referring to small/waif like - then pics are of someone who hasn't moved off a bed in 5yrs! Yes, I know Little can refer to roleplay, I'm not talking about those
Not Meeting - hide yer feckin profile so
Will Fill in later - no, you've taken the time to set up a Fab profile. It wasn't something that you randomly fell across on the internet, you've thought about it, so put a feckin description in ya lazy sod! Oh and list your Interests. People are complicated enough without a little direction of what you like or might want to explore.
Bath pics - ok ladies, we get it. You love languorous bathtimes and may feel sexy in there but a pic of your knees in a froth of bubbles do F all for us and give no clue as to what you look like. Nice to know you know how to wash yourself but that's it. Take a shower pic instead. Much quicker and better for us
33 - 35yrs old - because you're 34! Live a little at least, when exploring or you certainly don't understand the raison d'etre of Fab.
Safe Sex only - then why have you bareback fucking or cum covered pussy pics on your profile? What concept of Safe Sex have you? We fucked in a bus shelter for protection from the rain! Go spread disease somewhere people don't have basic personal health awareness! I'm referring to alleged singleton people, before any couples start shouting.
Think that's me covered for now
. Maybe more later
That's my profile picked apart "
Couldn't find your bath pics, ya durty Fabber |
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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago
Limerick |
"VWE - if you're only ever experiences are average or below then 6" is VWE. Be specific. You're not paying for the amount of text used!
Face pic required - not unless yours is on your profile or you send me one in your message and I don't recognise you.
Little/Nymph/Petite/other words referring to small/waif like - then pics are of someone who hasn't moved off a bed in 5yrs! Yes, I know Little can refer to roleplay, I'm not talking about those
Not Meeting - hide yer feckin profile so
Will Fill in later - no, you've taken the time to set up a Fab profile. It wasn't something that you randomly fell across on the internet, you've thought about it, so put a feckin description in ya lazy sod! Oh and list your Interests. People are complicated enough without a little direction of what you like or might want to explore.
Bath pics - ok ladies, we get it. You love languorous bathtimes and may feel sexy in there but a pic of your knees in a froth of bubbles do F all for us and give no clue as to what you look like. Nice to know you know how to wash yourself but that's it. Take a shower pic instead. Much quicker and better for us
33 - 35yrs old - because you're 34! Live a little at least, when exploring or you certainly don't understand the raison d'etre of Fab.
Safe Sex only - then why have you bareback fucking or cum covered pussy pics on your profile? What concept of Safe Sex have you? We fucked in a bus shelter for protection from the rain! Go spread disease somewhere people don't have basic personal health awareness! I'm referring to alleged singleton people, before any couples start shouting.
Think that's me covered for now
. Maybe more later
That's my profile picked apart
Couldn't find your bath pics, ya durty Fabber "
Took them down cause you complained |
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"VWE - if you're only ever experiences are average or below then 6" is VWE. Be specific. You're not paying for the amount of text used!
Face pic required - not unless yours is on your profile or you send me one in your message and I don't recognise you.
Little/Nymph/Petite/other words referring to small/waif like - then pics are of someone who hasn't moved off a bed in 5yrs! Yes, I know Little can refer to roleplay, I'm not talking about those
Not Meeting - hide yer feckin profile so
Will Fill in later - no, you've taken the time to set up a Fab profile. It wasn't something that you randomly fell across on the internet, you've thought about it, so put a feckin description in ya lazy sod! Oh and list your Interests. People are complicated enough without a little direction of what you like or might want to explore.
Bath pics - ok ladies, we get it. You love languorous bathtimes and may feel sexy in there but a pic of your knees in a froth of bubbles do F all for us and give no clue as to what you look like. Nice to know you know how to wash yourself but that's it. Take a shower pic instead. Much quicker and better for us
33 - 35yrs old - because you're 34! Live a little at least, when exploring or you certainly don't understand the raison d'etre of Fab.
Safe Sex only - then why have you bareback fucking or cum covered pussy pics on your profile? What concept of Safe Sex have you? We fucked in a bus shelter for protection from the rain! Go spread disease somewhere people don't have basic personal health awareness! I'm referring to alleged singleton people, before any couples start shouting.
Think that's me covered for now
. Maybe more later
That's my profile picked apart
Couldn't find your bath pics, ya durty Fabber
Took them down cause you complained "
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