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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
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Care what you agree to 
A boss said to his secretary "I want to have SEX with U. I will make it very FAST. I'll throw €1,000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be DONE." She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said 2 her, do it but "Ask him for €2,000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend, he asks, "what happened?" She responds,"The Bastard used COINS, I'm still PICKING and he is still fucking!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a police man pulls him over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest's breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car.
He says: "Have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says: "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've opened a bakery recently and a lady phoned me up, wanting a cake with 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY I SUCK COCKS' written on it. I thought it was weird but made it anyway. Mrs Cox was fucking furious when I delivered it. So was her son, Isaac
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