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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You can keep your carrots and spuds...

Is there a sexier veg than a Cucumber.

Its always got cum and it basically looks like The Hulks dick.

I am so sorry its Sunday and I am bored

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Think you got to much sun over the weekend

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By *imeoutaloneMan over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

I saw a post about some sexy Swedes.

Took a look in Tesco. Nah they didn't do it for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Think you got to much sun over the weekend

I think you might be right....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I saw a post about some sexy Swedes.

Took a look in Tesco. Nah they didn't do it for me."

Clearly from a girth fan

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Think you got to much sun over the weekend

I think you might be right...."

Take a cool drink and lie down that will surely get rid of your sexy veg talk.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nice firm aubergine for the win

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A nice firm aubergine for the win

Its got its good points I'll give you that.. it lacks personality for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A nice firm aubergine for the win

Aubergine is a sexier name then eggplant too

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"A nice firm aubergine for the win

I'm with you on that one! Shiny dark fruit of delight.

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Butternut squash

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Butternut squash

You are a sick woman

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Butternut squash

You are a sick woman

Happily... I didn't say whole or hole for that matter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

SPUDS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Horseradish, resembles a butt plug a little

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"SPUDS

Spuds are a good solid romp, they dont have the kink factor

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Horseradish, resembles a butt plug a little

It does... but is it varied enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has to be "them fuckin turnips "

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Corn on the cob..ribbed for pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you tell the difference between a hungry and a horny woman

... Where they put the cucumber

... I'll get my coat

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Horseradish, resembles a butt plug a little

Are you into figging?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Horseradish, resembles a butt plug a little

Are you into figging?

My favorite way to kill some time on Sunday!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Horseradish, resembles a butt plug a little

Are you into figging?

That’ll be ginger.

Figging in the rigging.

Cause there’s fuck all else to do......

Except limping mildly.

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By *auraLucyLuLuWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Horseradish, resembles a butt plug a little

Are you into figging?

That’ll be ginger.

Figging in the rigging.

Cause there’s fuck all else to do......

Except limping mildly. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Horseradish, resembles a butt plug a little

Are you into figging?

That’ll be ginger.

Figging in the rigging.

Cause there’s fuck all else to do......

Except limping mildly.

Never confused.....

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By *auraLucyLuLuWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Horseradish, resembles a butt plug a little

Are you into figging?

That’ll be ginger.

Figging in the rigging.

Cause there’s fuck all else to do......

Except limping mildly.

Never confused....."

Why confused?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Zucchini

Carrot

and why not get a bit fruity with a Banana

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By *inearbysayhiWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Zucchini

Carrot

and why not get a bit fruity with a Banana

If we're getting fruity, I'm saying peach.

If we're talking vaggies, nice ripe big tomatoes have a certain sex appeal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Horseradish, resembles a butt plug a little

Are you into figging?

That’ll be ginger.

Figging in the rigging.

Cause there’s fuck all else to do......

Except limping mildly.

Never confused.....

Why confused?"

Veggie abuse is the root of all evil.

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Horseradish, resembles a butt plug a little

Are you into figging?

That’ll be ginger.

Figging in the rigging.

Cause there’s fuck all else to do......

Except limping mildly. "

You will find that the horse radish has the same effect as ginger. Actually go and try it out and let me know which one did it more for ye!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Horseradish, resembles a butt plug a little

Are you into figging?

That’ll be ginger.

Figging in the rigging.

Cause there’s fuck all else to do......

Except limping mildly.

You will find that the horse radish has the same effect as ginger. Actually go and try it out and let me know which one did it more for ye!

Evvvvvviiiiiiiillllll

Your going to hell.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two cucumbers????

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Horseradish, resembles a butt plug a little

Are you into figging?

That’ll be ginger.

Figging in the rigging.

Cause there’s fuck all else to do......

Except limping mildly.

You will find that the horse radish has the same effect as ginger. Actually go and try it out and let me know which one did it more for ye!

Evvvvvviiiiiiiillllll

Your going to hell. "

Me? I'm the innocence in persona

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Horseradish, resembles a butt plug a little

Are you into figging?

That’ll be ginger.

Figging in the rigging.

Cause there’s fuck all else to do......

Except limping mildly.

You will find that the horse radish has the same effect as ginger. Actually go and try it out and let me know which one did it more for ye!

Evvvvvviiiiiiiillllll

Your going to hell.

Me? I'm the innocence in persona

All I did was quote the Sex Pistols. Your the one who wants to see me with an arse like Moore street.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Courgette such a versatile veggie

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By *ub_1Man over a year ago

Northside

A nice big British Marrow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Courgette such a versatile veggie

A bit too big for me hoop.

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