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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"pint of coors PLEASE..
No problems Sweets, always one here for you 
lovely stuff ur a top barman u should have a drink with me 
Pull up a stool so 
this spot is cosy "
Had a recent revamp lol
Easy clean lol |
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over a year ago
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"Bottle of Jameson and a few jagerbombs and a pint of porter please 
Doesn't sound good, or are you inviting a few lady friend "
..no I'm going on the batter |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I'm on the beer, so a blonde one for me please. 
A extra cold one for you, to cool that hot ass 
Oh I that pic always cracks me up, it's brilliant "
Thank you, I was afraid not being served displaying my bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on the beer, so a blonde one for me please.
A extra cold one for you, to cool that hot ass
Oh I that pic always cracks me up, it's brilliant
Thank you, I was afraid not being served displaying my bum "
..ah you'd get it round the back |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Bottle of Jameson and a few jagerbombs and a pint of porter please
Doesn't sound good, or are you inviting a few lady friend ..no I'm going on the batter "
Right so I've the wheel barrow out side so you have a lift home |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"I'm on the beer, so a blonde one for me please.
A extra cold one for you, to cool that hot ass
Oh I that pic always cracks me up, it's brilliant
Thank you, I was afraid not being served displaying my bum "
Most talk through there ass here anyway  lol
It's a fine ass, welcome here anytime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bottle of Jameson and a few jagerbombs and a pint of porter please
Doesn't sound good, or are you inviting a few lady friend ..no I'm going on the batter
Right so I've the wheel barrow out side so you have a lift home "
are we not having a lock in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bottle of Jameson and a few jagerbombs and a pint of porter please
Doesn't sound good, or are you inviting a few lady friend ..no I'm going on the batter
Right so I've the wheel barrow out side so you have a lift home are we not having a lock in "
Barman - stick the Dukebox on to liven the place up a little ....
And I'll have another G&T pls |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Bottle of Jameson and a few jagerbombs and a pint of porter please
Doesn't sound good, or are you inviting a few lady friend ..no I'm going on the batter
Right so I've the wheel barrow out side so you have a lift home are we not having a lock in "
Haha that can be arranged lol
Who brought the entertainment |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Bottle of Jameson and a few jagerbombs and a pint of porter please
Doesn't sound good, or are you inviting a few lady friend ..no I'm going on the batter
Right so I've the wheel barrow out side so you have a lift home are we not having a lock in
Barman - stick the Dukebox on to liven the place up a little ....
And I'll have another G&T pls "
On its way!
I'll have to get a few scantily dressed people out the front to get people in.
Who is looking for a job? |
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"pint of coors PLEASE..
No problems Sweets, always one here for you
lovely stuff ur a top barman u should have a drink with me
Pull up a stool so
this spot is cosy
Had a recent revamp lol
Easy clean lol"
ill need a lock for that drink ur flat to the mat tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bottle of Jameson and a few jagerbombs and a pint of porter please
Doesn't sound good, or are you inviting a few lady friend ..no I'm going on the batter
Right so I've the wheel barrow out side so you have a lift home are we not having a lock in
Barman - stick the Dukebox on to liven the place up a little ....
And I'll have another G&T pls
On its way!
I'll have to get a few scantily dressed people out the front to get people in.
Who is looking for a job?"
I'll happily frisk anyone looking to come in |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"pint of coors PLEASE..
No problems Sweets, always one here for you
lovely stuff ur a top barman u should have a drink with me
Pull up a stool so
this spot is cosy
Had a recent revamp lol
Easy clean lol
ill need a lock for that drink ur flat to the mat tonight "
When it quitens down hopefully I'll be on the flat of my back |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Bottle of Jameson and a few jagerbombs and a pint of porter please
Doesn't sound good, or are you inviting a few lady friend ..no I'm going on the batter
Right so I've the wheel barrow out side so you have a lift home are we not having a lock in
Barman - stick the Dukebox on to liven the place up a little ....
And I'll have another G&T pls
On its way!
I'll have to get a few scantily dressed people out the front to get people in.
Who is looking for a job?
I'll happily frisk anyone looking to come in "
Work away, if anyone asks you have permission of management lol |
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"pint of coors PLEASE..
No problems Sweets, always one here for you
lovely stuff ur a top barman u should have a drink with me
Pull up a stool so
this spot is cosy
Had a recent revamp lol
Easy clean lol
ill need a lock for that drink ur flat to the mat tonight
When it quitens down hopefully I'll be on the flat of my back "
ill lean over u to help u up |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"pint of coors PLEASE..
No problems Sweets, always one here for you
lovely stuff ur a top barman u should have a drink with me
Pull up a stool so
this spot is cosy
Had a recent revamp lol
Easy clean lol
ill need a lock for that drink ur flat to the mat tonight
When it quitens down hopefully I'll be on the flat of my back
ill lean over u to help u up "
I'm sure you will
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"Pint of Franziskaner please, my good man. It is now summer, isn't it?
Not a bother
Well I'm sure it's warm somewhere or maybe one of the ladies will keep you warm"
I'm getting in early, as it was a beautiful evening and it's on offer in SVALU, so didn't want to hurt your profts 
Ladies warm me? Sure they're warming their hands and nether regions off the heat of the Fab sexual frustration all around them |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Pint of Franziskaner please, my good man. It is now summer, isn't it?
Not a bother
Well I'm sure it's warm somewhere or maybe one of the ladies will keep you warm
I'm getting in early, as it was a beautiful evening and it's on offer in SVALU, so didn't want to hurt your profts
Ladies warm me? Sure they're warming their hands and nether regions off the heat of the Fab sexual frustration all around them "
Thats what keeps this place warm reduces the heating bill drastically lol |
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"pint of coors PLEASE..
No problems Sweets, always one here for you
lovely stuff ur a top barman u should have a drink with me
Pull up a stool so
this spot is cosy
Had a recent revamp lol
Easy clean lol
ill need a lock for that drink ur flat to the mat tonight
When it quitens down hopefully I'll be on the flat of my back
ill lean over u to help u up
I'm sure you will
"
all the way up but ill help u back down to if u want me to |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"pint of coors PLEASE..
No problems Sweets, always one here for you
lovely stuff ur a top barman u should have a drink with me
Pull up a stool so
this spot is cosy
Had a recent revamp lol
Easy clean lol
ill need a lock for that drink ur flat to the mat tonight
When it quitens down hopefully I'll be on the flat of my back
ill lean over u to help u up
I'm sure you will
all the way up but ill help u back down to if u want me to "
Be gentle lol it's been a long day |
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"Vodka please
Do try and slip some ice or mixer into that vodka or she's gonna be giving us lackery in an hour
She is a feisty one alright
I'm sure I'll handle her "
I'm sure you will. It's the rest of us I'm worried about 
Only joking Tamera, enjoy the vodka |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Ooh la la...what to have..
I think a Cosmo please barkeep and one of those fancy umbrellas with crushed ice please
"
Oh look who is going all fancy lol
And I'll give you a fancy glass too lol |
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"Ooh la la...what to have..
I think a Cosmo please barkeep and one of those fancy umbrellas with crushed ice please
Oh look who is going all fancy lol
And I'll give you a fancy glass too lol"
And a straw
For sucking |
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"Ooh la la...what to have..
I think a Cosmo please barkeep and one of those fancy umbrellas with crushed ice please
Oh look who is going all fancy lol
And I'll give you a fancy glass too lol
And a straw
For sucking "
Sure ya couldn't drink it otherwise, or we'd think you were one of them Sex n City girls with their sipping shite. Not allowed in the Fab bar, sipping |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Large glass of merlot please
On it way fee, I hope your keeping well?
I am Mr B...and loving your new profile pic "
Good to hear fee and thank you
You always have a fine pic up yourself, I'll have to grab it sometime |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Ooh la la...what to have..
I think a Cosmo please barkeep and one of those fancy umbrellas with crushed ice please
Oh look who is going all fancy lol
And I'll give you a fancy glass too lol
And a straw
For sucking "
A big or a small straw?
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Ooh la la...what to have..
I think a Cosmo please barkeep and one of those fancy umbrellas with crushed ice please
Oh look who is going all fancy lol
And I'll give you a fancy glass too lol
And a straw
For sucking
Sure ya couldn't drink it otherwise, or we'd think you were one of them Sex n City girls with their sipping shite. Not allowed in the Fab bar, sipping "
it's a bar rule lol
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"Ooh la la...what to have..
I think a Cosmo please barkeep and one of those fancy umbrellas with crushed ice please
Oh look who is going all fancy lol
And I'll give you a fancy glass too lol
And a straw
For sucking
Sure ya couldn't drink it otherwise, or we'd think you were one of them Sex n City girls with their sipping shite. Not allowed in the Fab bar, sipping "
Haha what else is not allowed? |
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"pint of coors PLEASE..
No problems Sweets, always one here for you
lovely stuff ur a top barman u should have a drink with me
Pull up a stool so
this spot is cosy
Had a recent revamp lol
Easy clean lol
ill need a lock for that drink ur flat to the mat tonight
When it quitens down hopefully I'll be on the flat of my back
ill lean over u to help u up
I'm sure you will
all the way up but ill help u back down to if u want me to
Be gentle lol it's been a long day "
can be as gentle & as slow if its required |
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"Ooh la la...what to have..
I think a Cosmo please barkeep and one of those fancy umbrellas with crushed ice please
Oh look who is going all fancy lol
And I'll give you a fancy glass too lol
And a straw
For sucking
A big or a small straw?
"
Ooh now there's a question..
What sort d 'ya have? |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"pint of coors PLEASE..
No problems Sweets, always one here for you
lovely stuff ur a top barman u should have a drink with me
Pull up a stool so
this spot is cosy
Had a recent revamp lol
Easy clean lol
ill need a lock for that drink ur flat to the mat tonight
When it quitens down hopefully I'll be on the flat of my back
ill lean over u to help u up
I'm sure you will
all the way up but ill help u back down to if u want me to
Be gentle lol it's been a long day
can be as gentle & as slow if its required "
Haha I'll remember that |
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"Ooh la la...what to have..
I think a Cosmo please barkeep and one of those fancy umbrellas with crushed ice please
Oh look who is going all fancy lol
And I'll give you a fancy glass too lol
And a straw
For sucking
Sure ya couldn't drink it otherwise, or we'd think you were one of them Sex n City girls with their sipping shite. Not allowed in the Fab bar, sipping
Haha what else is not allowed?"
Taking an hour to drink a single drink. We're not in some English pub for feck sake! We're here to drink and be merry. Most else is allowed.
Have you still got your clothes on?? This is the Fab bar, live a little and drop the clothing. You'll be kept warm by the sexual frustration from the males mentioned above |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Ooh la la...what to have..
I think a Cosmo please barkeep and one of those fancy umbrellas with crushed ice please
Oh look who is going all fancy lol
And I'll give you a fancy glass too lol
And a straw
For sucking
A big or a small straw?
Ooh now there's a question..
What sort d 'ya have?"
I really only have a big one
I hope that is ok lol |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Time for another Franziskaner MrBakers please. By the time that is finished, we'll be seeing the pub going crowd arrive, all veered up and horny "
Haha I'll line it up before the rush lol prepare yourself now |
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Surely the Ladies are looking for a refill by now. Call Free Round to get them back to the bar.
They're too busy toasting themselves off the sexual frustration of the male drinkers
Lads! Everyone go stroke one out in the jacks and get them back to the bar.
No! They can't watch
That would just lead to overflow and slippage in the Ladies |
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"33 women online in Ireland right now but seems to be fuck all in the Fab bar.
That's what all the bullshit messages do
33 ... !
Soon to be one less
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My lord! Took you a long time to drink that Cosmopolitan. I must remember to go drinking with you. I'll have three pints in for your one drink
Sleep well and interesting dreams. Oh I'd so love to know what they are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems like the bar is closed.
I'm sneaking in and stealing a double Glenmorangie before closing and I feel justified as I heated all the ladies up earlier
Good night and good luck all "
Steal me some whiskey |
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"Seems like the bar is closed.
I'm sneaking in and stealing a double Glenmorangie before closing and I feel justified as I heated all the ladies up earlier
Good night and good luck all
Steal me some whiskey "
Don't worry, I grabbed the bottle for us |
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"Seems like the bar is closed.
I'm sneaking in and stealing a double Glenmorangie before closing and I feel justified as I heated all the ladies up earlier
Good night and good luck all
Steal me some whiskey
Don't worry, I grabbed the bottle for us"
Back to your room for a small one |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
John you should know the craic by now, work away just don't leave the place in a mess
Only a couple for myself Goldie, so nice and fresh here too.
I've the kettle on if anyone wants a coffee. |
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