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By *acko10 OP Man
over a year ago
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Ok i was shopping earlier and i bumped into an ex girlfriend and her husband who was actually a mate of mine yrs ago!! ( no hard feelings from either side...it was an amicable break up). We chatted for a little while but i got a flashback of when we were together!
We were back at hers one night after a fair bit to drink!! As i was d*unkenly ploughing away i whispered in her ear 'do u want to do anal?'
She turned to me and said 'we are doing anal u d*unk bastard!!!!'
Oh the memories lol!!!!!
Anyway just thought id share. Anybody else any funny stories??  |
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over a year ago
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On our wedding day the best man made a speech with one to many drinks in him. He told the whole room that the first time my husband and I met was when he was balls deep in me. He said there I was banging away and she with her eyes locked on him. The whole room went quite. He then tells every one it was a joke but no one but him was laughing. |
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By *acko10 OP Man
over a year ago
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"On our wedding day the best man made a speech with one to many drinks in him. He told the whole room that the first time my husband and I met was when he was balls deep in me. He said there I was banging away and she with her eyes locked on him. The whole room went quite. He then tells every one it was a joke but no one but him was laughing."
oh Ffs what was he thinking????  |
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"On our wedding day the best man made a speech with one to many drinks in him. He told the whole room that the first time my husband and I met was when he was balls deep in me. He said there I was banging away and she with her eyes locked on him. The whole room went quite. He then tells every one it was a joke but no one but him was laughing."
For the avoidance of doubt, may I ask who was balls deep in you, the best man or your husband?  |
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"On our wedding day the best man made a speech with one to many drinks in him. He told the whole room that the first time my husband and I met was when he was balls deep in me. He said there I was banging away and she with her eyes locked on him. The whole room went quite. He then tells every one it was a joke but no one but him was laughing.
For the avoidance of doubt, may I ask who was balls deep in you, the best man or your husband? "
Think the best man was balls deep and she was looking at the future hubby  |
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"On our wedding day the best man made a speech with one to many drinks in him. He told the whole room that the first time my husband and I met was when he was balls deep in me. He said there I was banging away and she with her eyes locked on him. The whole room went quite. He then tells every one it was a joke but no one but him was laughing.
For the avoidance of doubt, may I ask who was balls deep in you, the best man or your husband?
Think the best man was balls deep and she was looking at the future hubby "
he should of just joined in.. imagine the speach then....
ground swallow me whole
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