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fun thread needed we could talk types of condoms for the craic
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over a year ago
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Excellent, I was only saying earlier the forum is becoming too serious and less craic the past while...
I've not much to add BUT saw this...
Random fact - the largest one was 72ft in length!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"any thing thats light hearted and fun..  "
No I want to talk about why no1 will meet me or mail me. Why is life not fair in general....
Its plain latex for me  |
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"Excellent, I was only saying earlier the forum is becoming too serious and less craic the past while...
I've not much to add BUT saw this...
Random fact - the largest one was 72ft in length! "
sweet mother of god why 72 ft was it for an overside giants cock lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aren't condoms for the crack called femidoms? "
When I was young I called them Modnocs, so my parents wouldn't realize what I was talking about, still think it's a better name for them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Excellent, I was only saying earlier the forum is becoming too serious and less craic the past while...
I've not much to add BUT saw this...
Random fact - the largest one was 72ft in length!
sweet mother of god why 72 ft was it for an overside giants cock lol"
It was made for me...
I'm not boasting or anything, that was a serious medical condition |
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"Aren't condoms for the crack called femidoms?
When I was young I called them Modnocs, so my parents wouldn't realize what I was talking about, still think it's a better name for them "
Why would you be talking about condoms around your parents
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"Excellent, I was only saying earlier the forum is becoming too serious and less craic the past while...
I've not much to add BUT saw this...
Random fact - the largest one was 72ft in length!
sweet mother of god why 72 ft was it for an overside giants cock lol
It was made for me...
I'm not boasting or anything, that was a serious medical condition "
ill have to investigate this conditon further im a seeing is believing person  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Excellent, I was only saying earlier the forum is becoming too serious and less craic the past while...
I've not much to add BUT saw this...
Random fact - the largest one was 72ft in length!
sweet mother of god why 72 ft was it for an overside giants cock lol
It was made for me...
I'm not boasting or anything, that was a serious medical condition
ill have to investigate this conditon further im a seeing is believing person "
No worries, sure I'm tipping through Wexford next week so you've time to organise your doctor's jacket and whatever other equipment you need |
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By *aton28Man
over a year ago
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Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in....
Name that tune???? |
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"When my girlfriend or friends were around, my parents were prudes or at least my dad was, my mam was open enough as we got older lol "
Oh right. I just can't imagine being around my parents as a young person and having a conversation where I needed to mention condoms at all. I feel like I could have waited until Mum left the building to talk about sex, haha! |
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"Excellent, I was only saying earlier the forum is becoming too serious and less craic the past while...
I've not much to add BUT saw this...
Random fact - the largest one was 72ft in length!
sweet mother of god why 72 ft was it for an overside giants cock lol
It was made for me...
I'm not boasting or anything, that was a serious medical condition
ill have to investigate this conditon further im a seeing is believing person
No worries, sure I'm tipping through Wexford next week so you've time to organise your doctor's jacket and whatever other equipment you need "
do beep ur horn ill come out waving |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A meet once brought durex pina colada flavoured lube. It's quite tasty. 
I'm not sold on flavoured condoms though, unless someone here has tried something they'd highly recommend. |
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"Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in....
Name that tune????"
i may google search |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A meet once brought durex pina colada flavoured lube. It's quite tasty.
I'm not sold on flavoured condoms though, unless someone here has tried something they'd highly recommend."
How about just dippibg it in a pina colada first.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excellent, I was only saying earlier the forum is becoming too serious and less craic the past while...
I've not much to add BUT saw this...
Random fact - the largest one was 72ft in length!
sweet mother of god why 72 ft was it for an overside giants cock lol
It was made for me...
I'm not boasting or anything, that was a serious medical condition
ill have to investigate this conditon further im a seeing is believing person
No worries, sure I'm tipping through Wexford next week so you've time to organise your doctor's jacket and whatever other equipment you need
do beep ur horn ill come out waving "
It's too much effort to do anything with my horn, the fecking thing is 72ft long
You'll see me in the distance, it goes up out the sunroof... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A meet once brought durex pina colada flavoured lube. It's quite tasty.
I'm not sold on flavoured condoms though, unless someone here has tried something they'd highly recommend.
How about just dippibg it in a pina colada first...."
There was lot's of thing's dipped in it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A meet once brought durex pina colada flavoured lube. It's quite tasty.
I'm not sold on flavoured condoms though, unless someone here has tried something they'd highly recommend.
How about just dippibg it in a pina colada first....
There was lot's of thing's dipped in it. "
My kind of cocktail party....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm too shy to buy condoms and I'm also economical. What I do is buy big rubber gloves in aldi, five condoms in one. They can be stored anywhere without embarrassment and when you're getting no action here you can put them on your hand and get to action on the housework. Life hacks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm too shy to buy condoms and I'm also economical. What I do is buy big rubber gloves in aldi, five condoms in one. They can be stored anywhere without embarrassment and when you're getting no action here you can put them on your hand and get to action on the housework. Life hacks. "
Do you use the one glove for dp and group fun? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When my girlfriend or friends were around, my parents were prudes or at least my dad was, my mam was open enough as we got older lol
Oh right. I just can't imagine being around my parents as a young person and having a conversation where I needed to mention condoms at all. I feel like I could have waited until Mum left the building to talk about sex, haha! "
Not when you are a horny teen, with a horny girlfriend, in that scenario nothing could have waited haha and the were oblivious never got asked what I was on about |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm too shy to buy condoms and I'm also economical. What I do is buy big rubber gloves in aldi, five condoms in one. They can be stored anywhere without embarrassment and when you're getting no action here you can put them on your hand and get to action on the housework. Life hacks.
Do you use the one glove for dp and group fun?"
I do pm me, might get blocked from the forums if i get caught peddling my stock of condoms. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"IS their such a thing as a female condom?
Uh, yes, it's been around for a couple of decades
Horrible auld things they are stick to the Skyns! "
Unless you like rustling sounds!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm too shy to buy condoms and I'm also economical. What I do is buy big rubber gloves in aldi, five condoms in one. They can be stored anywhere without embarrassment and when you're getting no action here you can put them on your hand and get to action on the housework. Life hacks.
Do you use the one glove for dp and group fun?
I do pm me, might get blocked from the forums if i get caught peddling my stock of condoms. "
Nice one lad.. sure I have a few old ones in the shed to keep me going |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"IS their such a thing as a female condom?
Uh, yes, it's been around for a couple of decades
Horrible auld things they are stick to the Skyns!
Unless you like rustling sounds!!"
Haha Skyns condoms arethebest and cheap enough if bought in bulk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"IS their such a thing as a female condom?
Uh, yes, it's been around for a couple of decades "
Would you remove I've never heard of it. Then again I've always been on something. |
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