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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just for fun, what's the worst euphemism you've heard?

Probably not the worst I've heard but one I dislike is ''burp the worm''

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smoke the baldy man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hide the sausage

as in "who's up for a game of hide the sausage?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A game of mammies and daddies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bit of "how's your father"

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Heard the buddy refer to it as “squeashy squashy”.

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman over a year ago

South Dub

Do you like to be fucked up the shit pipe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bumpin' uglies

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By *ittyMissKittyWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom."

Even reading that is uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom.

Even reading that is uncomfortable

Yeah despite my best efforts it's conjuring the image of vagina spiders which is a terrifying prospect

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By *ittyMissKittyWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom.

Even reading that is uncomfortable

Yeah despite my best efforts it's conjuring the image of vagina spiders which is a terrifying prospect"

Never mind spiders. I'm just imagining one of those old straw brooms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom.

Even reading that is uncomfortable

Yeah despite my best efforts it's conjuring the image of vagina spiders which is a terrifying prospect

Never mind spiders. I'm just imagining one of those old straw brooms

mao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom.

Even reading that is uncomfortable

Yeah despite my best efforts it's conjuring the image of vagina spiders which is a terrifying prospect

Never mind spiders. I'm just imagining one of those old straw brooms

mao

Apogies for my posting of that !!!

Here's another one ..... tenderising her beef curtains until she's moister than an oyster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remember years ago , lads would ask each other...Did ya bog the jinnet last night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's hammer time

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By *ildmovementMan over a year ago

Dublin

I’d walk a mile and a half on my hands and knees through broken glass just to stick match’s in her shite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How's your belly for a lodger or do you want to go halves on a bastard

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By *atthewsundriMan over a year ago

dundrum

"How's your belly for a lodger or do you want to go halves on a bastard "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d walk a mile and a half on my hands and knees through broken glass just to stick match’s in her shite "

How about dragging your balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

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By *arry and AnnCouple over a year ago

Louth

"I’d walk a mile and a half on my hands and knees through broken glass just to stick match’s in her shite

How about dragging your balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How are you fixed for a belt of the bishop. Said an old geezer whom drank in a pub i worked in years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a rub of the relic

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By *ildmovementMan over a year ago

Dublin

"I’d walk a mile and a half on my hands and knees through broken glass just to stick match’s in her shite

How about dragging your balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie "

Lol I’d prefer my knees cut

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By *ittyMissKittyWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"How's your belly for a lodger or do you want to go halves on a bastard "

How's your belly for soup was another

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By *iktikiCouple over a year ago

cork

Fancy a game of stinky fingers?

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